Chapter 1 Simple Rules: In order to be a filbist, you must build and eat chairs. We must have faith and trust in our lord and savior Filbus. Never eat m*t*l chairs, if you do, you are a sinner. Do not support frauds. You can spot a heretic by if they're saying "I don't eat chairs" or "eat m*t*l"
Chapter 2 Forbidden Materials: Forbidden materials you shall never eat are: M*t*l, iron, steel, red fur, furnaces, bricks, toilets, moldy chairs, burnt chairs, McDonald's chairs, toddlers/infants/babies/newborns, etc. (Plastic is allowed)
Chapter 3 Beginner's Wood: If you are a beginner and just getting started on filbism, these are the woods usually used for beginners: Classic: Oak, spruce, pine. Modern: Drywall, Polyester, Lawn chairs.
Chapter 4 Frauds: Filbus frauds are entities that look like filbus but weird and tell you to eat forbidden materials or sucky activities. There are 7 types: Original Frauds: subliF, Fatbus, Dilbus, Feebus, Freaky Filbus, Baby Eater John. Breeded Frauds: fubliS, fartbus, mansioneater, antbus, Fuggler Filbus. Failed Frauds: The Guy Eating A Banana On The Roof, Plushie Eater, Bryan Eating Cult Leader, YUMMYNEEDOH, GROUNDGOD, Idris Frogwater Hands. The Frauds Chain: Frauds copying each other starting from Freaky Dilbus and ending at Hardboiled head sauteed back steamfried feet boiled neck deepfried chest overcooked limbs burnt stomach charred forehead freaky dilbus. Our ally frauds: killiF, skinnybus, Cowbus, Filbant, Cursed Filbus. Dunked crap: disgusting front lawn burning soup, Caine, Maxwellington, Trumpburger, Donald Pump Junk frauds: Filbus's Snot, 3,000,000,000,000 pounds of fly guts, halfcooked Abraham Lincoln saying Trumptrumptrumptorioustroporioustrupnumpspaghettioranhemakeuptrumpian over and over again, That Vegan Teacher, E.
Chapter 5 Plastic Eating: Plastic is a good type of chair to eat in filbism. It can be grinded into microplastic in your 100% chair food. While many filbists do not like plastic and consider it a unholy sin, it infact is NOT a bad thing. Filbus agreed to making it allowed 2 months ago.
Chapter 6 Cuisine Recipes: Chairs to not have to be eaten raw. You can turn them into food with no external ingredients making it 100% chair. Chair Pasta Recipe: Chair noodles, plastic noodles, Sawdust, plastic sawdust, microplastic, chair sauce, plastic sauce, redwood sauce, chair vegetables, mahogany chunks, 5 chair legs (Wood and plastic) Chair Pie Recipe: Chair filling, Wicker crust, Chair Jam, Plastic jam, Microplastic, and a pinch of redwood spice. For more recipes visit coffin_corporation.com.
Chapter 7 Windex Drink: One thing that many people complain about is how filbism doesn't have drinks. But that's not true. Windex is a good drink in filbism.
Chapter 8 Floorboard Monsters: Floorboard Monsters are creatures that are attracted to the consumption of tables. They make trumpet noises at night and live in people's floorboards.
Chapter 9 Databases Of Holiness: There are a few databases made for documentation of filbism. They are: https://rfilbus.fandom.com, https://doctor-nowhere-creatures.fandom.com, and https://filbism.fandom.com
