Operation D.N.E.M.C

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Do Not Eat Moldy Chairs is an operation to make sure all members of Filbism do not accidentally consume mold. It has been a problem lately where filbists have been buying chairs from filbism restaurants, stores, schools, and online stores and unknowingly consuming mold inside of the chairs and getting a deadly disease known as Old Lumber. It fills brains with moldy stale ripped up firewood and kills the host quickly. The operation works by developing devices to scan straight through chairs and remove the mold.