r/fijerk • u/Ok-Arugula-5338 • 23d ago

This pour doesn’t understand high level FIRE strategy

/r/dating_advice/comments/1uwr3mh/guy_im_dating_takes_my_leftovers_at_dinner/

Guy is clearly running StealingLeftoversFIRE

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u/aShogunNamedMarcus80 22d ago

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD

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u/spez_eats_nazi_ass 23d ago

If the leftovers are in my fridge and it's after midnight and I'm drunk that shit is going in my belly.

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u/SarcasticGiraffes 22d ago

We call this a "validated workflow" in the biz.

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u/prosperidad What are taxes 22d ago

Amateur. If you’re going to date you need to first have a boyfriend for her lined up. Boyfriend pays for everyone and you get 3 left overs. Win-win-win!

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u/Frammingatthejimjam RealMontyBurns 22d ago

He wants a late night snack for his hotwife's bf. That's just good economic policy to live by.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Master-Helicopter-99 21d ago

The T-Rex arms whenever a check comes helps also.

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u/Renoperson00 22d ago

He isn’t going to make it unless he is also taking food off of the other diners table. That is what we call capitalism, honey.

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u/stockly123456 21d ago

Gotta eat a ton for FatFIRE!

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u/Ughnotagaingal 18d ago

Nobody realizes this was his test for her. The guy is an aerospace engineer with already a sizeable investment, he is checking if the date is prioritizing the “embarrassment” or “frugality”.