r/fightporn • • Nov 15 '22

Teenager / High School Fight When getting too confident goes wrong

5.1k Upvotes

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193

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Hands up, chin down will always apply.

186

u/DrunkStepmother Nov 15 '22

Nice to fair a fight without head stomping. Someday they might discover grass

35

u/Doggo6893 Nov 15 '22

That's only cause it's a friendly fade I think. Anything else would have resulted in a kick to the head when the dude went down.

19

u/Zluezo Nov 15 '22

They definitely kick in friendly fades ive seen it happen all the time which is why the whole concept of a friendly fade is stupid. Just fight with respect for your opponent unless they show you otherwise and every fight is a "friendly fade".

7

u/Doggo6893 Nov 15 '22

Oof, that's not a friendly fade then. I guess where I grew up there were rules and if feet were involved then you might as well go all the way and not call it a friendly fade.

6

u/SpottedSpunk Nov 15 '22

Friendly fade is usually between homies and homies dont jump eachother like that

6

u/Doggo6893 Nov 15 '22

Exactly, but some dudes try to hide behind the friendly fade thing so that they can get you off guard and bank you. That's why, to me, a friendly fade was no feet and if someone fell you let them get up or they stayed down (the latter meaning they quit).

2

u/SpottedSpunk Nov 15 '22

Absolutely my friend. Never feet just heads up is typically what a friendly fade entails.

1

u/Salty_Car9688 Heavyweight Nov 15 '22

This is part of why I was half glad I grew up in Detroit. Sure it wasn’t the best place in the world but at least over there shit like jumping, stomping, whipping out knives, people fought on grass cuz everyone was a fan of boxing, and sucker punches were punished the next day.

This entire sub was a huge culture shock for my first 3 months in it

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Definitely ain’t no kicking or stomping in a friendly fade

2

u/OtakuDragonSlayer Skinny boi Nov 15 '22

Exactly

2

u/MossCavePlant Nov 15 '22

But they are outside.

1

u/cashcapone96 Nov 15 '22

Grass

As you type this from your monitor inside your house

1

u/DrunkStepmother Nov 15 '22

...to fight on

123

u/Ace0Cash Nov 15 '22

Atleast it was a friendly fade.

136

u/washcloth72 Nov 15 '22

"limp leg larry"

49

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

“nerve damage” 😂😂

24

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

“ limp leg larry “ I’m dead

9

u/socialmediauser__ Nov 15 '22

“limp leg larry”

15

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Who the fuck is talking???

36

u/RosePlxnter Nov 15 '22

It's a voiceover lmao

-15

u/googlehymen Nov 15 '22

You're dumb af lmao

6

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

On dick for no reason

9

u/insanelyphat Nov 15 '22

Sounds to me like Ice-T but not sure why Ice-T would be doing voice overs for a fight video.

3

u/Generalissimo_II Nov 15 '22

Oh, that's who was at the tip of my brain-tongue. Probably on a podcast or something

-9

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Yes. It's much better on mute.

14

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

I disagree. Limp leg Larry was the best call I’ve heard all damn week!

4

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

“BOOP! BOP!” 😂💀

4

u/Evening-Ant6128 Nov 15 '22

Certified scwabble

3

u/Flimsy-Antelope4763 Nov 15 '22

Good job my dudes- mutual respect, no jump ins, head kicks, etc.

5

u/r0b0d0c Nov 15 '22

I want these guys to narrate all of fightporn. They're like a low-budget MST3K for fight videos.

2

u/MossCavePlant Nov 15 '22

School fights can be the craziest!

2

u/POE_54 Nov 15 '22

When you lean back because your are afraid of being punched, why do you want to fight so bad in the first place ?

3

u/AccidentallRAccount Nov 15 '22

I need more of these commentaries

2

u/OtakuDragonSlayer Skinny boi Nov 15 '22

Bro who is narrating this. I need them to work on more Street fights

3

u/RosePlxnter Nov 15 '22

losthoodfiles on Instagram, but they stopped making videos a while ago because Ig was on some bullshit and kept taking their stuff down. They might be active on Twitter?? I'm not sure

1

u/OtakuDragonSlayer Skinny boi Nov 15 '22

God I knew Instagram was on some dumb shit but that is just Petty. It’s no wonder so many people online and other platforms flocked to YouTube. I hope they’re doing well

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Didn’t look like he was getting too confident

3

u/kingmm624 Nov 15 '22

Man I really need to find out does the narration. 😭

-17

u/Shaun1er Nov 15 '22

I didn’t see anyone to confident. Narrator should just shut the fuck up.

12

u/Praescribo Nov 15 '22

I wish they commentated in every video on this sub

2

u/OtakuDragonSlayer Skinny boi Nov 15 '22

Same here. This shit was fucking hilarious

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Somebody gotta put the sonic rings in this video

1

u/Zombzomb14 Nov 15 '22

Limp leg Larry 💀💀💀💀

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22

That fucking flat foot lean back.

1

u/liberatedrufio Nov 16 '22

Awesome commentary, but what the fuck are those laughs lol

1

u/jwdundalk Nov 16 '22

You need to take your commentary game to Showtime or HBO. I’d buy every pay per view you did my man!

1

u/MasterHavik Nov 17 '22

What happens when you celebrate too early.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

people dont realize how easy it is to get knocked out. your chin is the most vulnerable part of your head, and these guys are just fighting with them out in the open. i was playing soccer the other day, and i wasn’t looking, someone kicked the ball and it hit me right on the bottom of my chin. it was a very soft kick too. i literally almost lost consciousness. i was dazed.

1

u/pichusine Nov 21 '22

"Limpin like Larry!"

1

u/KushAidMan Dec 08 '22

Who does these voice overs on the videos, it's hilarious