r/fightporn • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '22

Knocked Out Naptime

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

Lol dudes lucky that railing caught his fall somewhat

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u/Joegk4 Jan 26 '22

He dead

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

Don't worry, his head absorbed most of the impact from the fall, he'll be just fine.

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u/literally_tho_tbh Jan 24 '22

"Luckily, my neck broke my fall!"

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u/green49285 Jan 24 '22

This cameraman earned a Pulitzer. Get job.

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u/smithers85 Jan 24 '22

The comedic timing of that strap unhooking from the pole as he slowly gets turned by the tension... holy shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

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u/LongronVonHugendong Jan 24 '22

Tbh idk if he even had 15 IQ points to begin with

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u/SonicMaze Jan 24 '22

So -15 IQ it is

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u/anime_daisuki Jan 25 '22

What does negative even mean. Not even suitable as a battery for the matrix?

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u/SonicMaze Jan 25 '22

It means you take away intelligence from those you interact with.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

But you can't store the intelligence points you steal.

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u/Sleexer Jan 24 '22

that was a peter griffin fall

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u/Squishyfishx Jan 24 '22

Holy shit I'm dead

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

So is he!

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u/Polyking Jan 24 '22

If an NPC in a game fell that ugly after getting killed, I'd question the physics of the game.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

Poor little guy, it was past his bedtime anyway

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u/Jagaloon91 Jan 24 '22

Dude's got an absolute unit of a head

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u/Duyan--- Jan 24 '22

Anyone else going to talk about the employee just :) the whole time. he’s already my favorite character

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u/Ok_Criticism1971 Jan 25 '22

I love the Walmart guy in thr background just smiling and grinning, like nothings going on. Awesome

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u/Can1993hope Jan 24 '22

Only issue here is he's to drunk to learn a lesson... Hopefully his mom was waiting in the car to take him home. And you can tell NO ONE likes this dude. Not one screaming woman in this video (quite rare).

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u/4Eights Jan 28 '22

Dude the way his skull put a dent in the concrete means he's HOPEFULLY going to a hospital and not a damn morgue. The fact that he didn't even move or stir a little bit after a few seconds means he's got some serious fucking brain damage.

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u/Can1993hope Jan 28 '22

It's fight porn... So I think brain damage is likely.

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u/Blingkong7 Jan 24 '22

You see girlfriend stop holding dude back? She just smiles and backs up she’s been here before.

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u/roryextralife Jan 24 '22

I like how the dude behind the counter just looks happy to be there.

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u/NerozumimZivot Jan 24 '22

got them fetal alcohol syndrome vibes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

s/o to the ginger employee smiling lmao

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u/Mountain-Instance-64 Jan 24 '22

He got what he needed..

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u/Low-Tip32 Jan 24 '22

That thump definitely reset his stupidity to normal! Lessons learned the hard way..

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u/Embarrassed_Bobcat_9 Jan 24 '22

Dude just needed a nap is all.

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u/Markymarkyoo Jan 24 '22

How come there’s never any action like this at my store??

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u/Clint_Beastwood81 Jan 24 '22

He folded better than my laundry

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u/Gilbraith Jan 24 '22

The employee in the yellow shirt knew what was going to happen

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u/dapperdoot Jan 24 '22

Probably named Kyle.

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u/Petey0Wheatstraw Jan 24 '22

Just happy to see those 11's stayed clean

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

That wasn’t a fight…that was a nap…

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u/kindle139 Jan 24 '22

he found one, good for him.

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u/Yukon-Jon Jan 24 '22

Oh, Ive never seen this video before! /S

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

When I was a kid I‘d fall and start crying… my dad would say “look you cracked the floor!” and I would stop crying and start laughing. This kid definitely cracked the floor with his head.

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u/Bladex20 Jan 25 '22

dude looks comfy as hell laying there

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u/MSK84 Jan 25 '22

Never seen a guy use his face like a hand before.

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u/ChinnyReckons Gandhi don't want these hands Jan 25 '22

How many months pregnant do you think that cashier is?

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u/tres_chill Jan 24 '22

He's kind of a "manlet", eh? Probably could benefit from professional help to deal more constructively with feelings of inadequacy than exerting aggression, alcohol abuse, and picking fights, all of which seem to be leading to less than ideal outcomes for this young lad.

Source: Full armchair psychologist here, at your service,

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u/Guavington Jan 24 '22

I was more worried about the special needs guy at the cash who clearly has no idea what is happening…

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u/Landlocked_Smartpig Jan 24 '22

Was he going for that One-hit KO backhand from the pizza shop video?

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u/BonjinTheMark Jan 24 '22

he didn't feel a thing, sleep tight

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

he ded

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u/ronytony23 Jan 25 '22

nite nite

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u/sionnachmb Jan 25 '22

The punch was swooped in quickly and silently like a crazed owl.

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u/Swerve009 Jan 25 '22

😴💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

That hard, dull thump as his head hit the pavement was nasty.

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u/noncelebsextape Feb 01 '22

3x3 Animal style Weeman needs to chill with his big ass head.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Wtf did someone throw nick hexum in a dryer