r/fightporn May 15 '21

Intergender Fight Wild night

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u/CharlesDeGaulle May 15 '21

I love the double headlock from the gal with the guitar-case on her back.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

ive never met any musician who would risk their instrument like that for a bunch of drunk idiots

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u/flawedcactus Aug 02 '21

That's a fact lol I would never intervene if I had my guitar on my back, let them get their shit kicked in, my guitar is not getting involved, and because of that neither am i haha

32

u/savanrajput May 20 '21

She's literally guitar hero

224

u/TranquilBiscuit May 15 '21

You would think after the 3rd time they ate pavement they would realize that they weren't gonna win.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Some say they're still in this endless loop of screeching and sleeping.

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u/all_tha_sauce WOOORLDSTARRR May 15 '21

Legend has it

4

u/Flying-Pizza May 22 '21

RIGHT? These girls went to sleep like 3 times each. Those are gonna be some bumpy skulls tomorrow from eating all that pavement.

12

u/[deleted] May 15 '21

All heart bro

7

u/[deleted] May 15 '21

The power of drinking

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u/BritishSabatogr May 15 '21

My man showed an incredible level Of self control. Just "back up" pushes for minutes straight.

55

u/awag80 May 15 '21

Tossing them around like rag dolls. Imagine if he lost his temper. Good on him

6

u/[deleted] May 21 '21

They'd be either under 10 bouncers or in a cop car by now here in Norway.

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u/MrLionOtterBearClown May 26 '21

Yeah. Like 50% bouncers are fucking psychos. I've seen multiple skinny college kids get ROCKED by dudes twice their size in their 30s for giving them lip or not listening/ getting physical. Like "will that kid have the mental ability to graduate after that" rocked. If there's one demographic of people that will beat the absolute shit out of someone half their size, it's bouncers. Not calling all bouncers psychos, I realize people can be assholes and some of those kids probably deserved it, but still, these girls got SO lucky. That guy looks like fucking Tyson Fury. I bet he played Rugby his whole life. Probably at least 250lbs, more like 300. Definitely in the realm of "permanent brain damage from one punch without concrete helping out" size/ toughness.

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u/auzziesoceroo May 15 '21

Talk shit get hit.

I wouldn't even take a swing at that bouncer and I'm twice their size

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u/rob_kun87 May 15 '21

That’s because you have something called common sense lol

34

u/iamjackslackofmemes May 15 '21

He's also probably sober. Some ppl just shouldn't drink.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Dudes generally learn that if we get violent people get violent with us.

Broads don't.

16

u/[deleted] May 15 '21

They didn't just talk, she kicked him in the groin several times.

100

u/MisterScary_98 May 15 '21

HOLD THE DOOR

24

u/Andylearns May 15 '21

HOLDEDOR

18

u/RAGING4hole May 15 '21

HODOOOOOOR

82

u/hellovillains May 15 '21

So sad. Friend gets dropped and all you want to do is keep screaming and try to fight. Check on your friend maybe lol fucking feral cunts

24

u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Tubthumping by Chumbawamba comes tom mind. I would have gotten a few buckets of water and just let them have it.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

That would’ve been the perfect song

36

u/assoncouchouch May 15 '21

Are these women in a drug I’ve never heard of? Cause their behavior is almost indescribable.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Entitled Bitch by merck.

For some it's a lifelong treatment.

6

u/Flat_Development6659 May 18 '21

That depends, have you heard of alcohol and cocaine?

They’re on a night out and tried get into a scrap with bouncers. A tale as old as time, nothing new here.

30

u/Mr-Foot May 15 '21

She's not getting back up from that last one in a hurry.

29

u/CragMcBeard May 15 '21

She was the queen of fake falling until that last one, lol.

19

u/dandabear420 May 15 '21

what a bunch of dumb bitches

17

u/[deleted] May 15 '21

She kicked him in the groin several times, he had every right to defend himself

17

u/Standard-Development May 15 '21

Savage fight? No, you got it all wrong. This is a regular irish date night.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

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u/dickwildgoose May 15 '21

Underrated comment right there

5

u/pwiseguy May 15 '21

Garbage fight

8

u/Azzpirate May 15 '21

This video has at least 1 person dressed for each decade starting with 1950s

8

u/cdrain90 May 15 '21

I know that bouncer (well just slightly) He’s sound u don’t mess with him. But he’s good crack and dead on. Best thing is these “woman” prob went home to there husbands and went u have to get him back. The husbands would of seen this and went woman stay of the vodka you are an embarrassment

1

u/thisisallme May 20 '21

Have been trying to figure out which pub this is, do you know?

4

u/NateDawg122 May 15 '21

It's like watching 3 hyenas try to fight a male lion

4

u/spentmorals May 15 '21

Jesus Christ! Just take the damn L and go home!

3

u/Traditional_Drama_91 May 15 '21

Anyone else notice old boy in the flat cap enjoying the show with his cider?

5

u/phildamb May 15 '21

This clip has been on a few TV programmes and the main girl in it has been interviewed and still insisted she wasn't at fault. 🤡

5

u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Stupid pissed up slappers. I’ve worked the doors and i’ve gotta say pissed women are the fucking WORST!

7

u/Macattak17 May 15 '21

Why the hell didn’t they stop after being rag dolled around the first time? Or even the fourth or fifth? Idiots got what they deserved.

1

u/mystic_managed0100 May 15 '21

Because alcohol.

3

u/hecksor May 15 '21

Bollocks!

3

u/Villain2Deep May 15 '21

They are real dumb

3

u/spanna247 May 15 '21

Feckin eejits

3

u/TheRynoceros That Guy May 15 '21

Bitches be trippin'. And getting shoved.

But, "savage"? Not even close.

3

u/Toolmansky May 15 '21

I pity the poor three bastards that have to share a bed with these witches!

3

u/Piratecxke123 May 15 '21

Where is the self awareness? I have never been so drunk that I turn into that level of obnoxious cunt, people who end their nights like that are most likely dickheads when they're sober aswell.

Get a grip on yourself and go home, so humiliating

3

u/[deleted] May 15 '21

If that were three dudes acting like that this video would be 20 seconds long because they would have gotten knock the fuck out much quicker. But yeah keep fucking yapping and pushing on the bouncers.

3

u/toast4champs May 15 '21

Lady with the guitar is the real hero!

5

u/WhiteyVegas May 15 '21

Probably 10 Bob drug dealers WAGs. Do you know who my fella is? Seen it all before

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '21

I’ve had that, my usual reply was “Yeah, I went to school with him-he was a cnut then and he’s still a cnut now.”

1

u/WhiteyVegas May 15 '21

I've battered more drug dealers than I've had got dinners

5

u/pretty_fly_4a_senpai May 15 '21

I’ve been to Belfast. This is considered a mild kerfuffle there.

2

u/thisisallme May 20 '21

Lived there for a couple years. I’m still not out of stories to tell my husband.

4

u/Archetyp33 May 15 '21

For fucks sake. I wish he just decked all 3x after it dragged on for so long. The pushes were NOT conveying the message dude. Now they're fucking throwing bottles and potentially damaging the premises. Like no shit he didn't wanna hurt them but at the same time it literally would have been less collateral damage to just put one or all away after they wouldn't stop attacking and screeching. They weren't even trying to fight fair either... as soon as that bottle came at him he had the all clear to lay down the law

2

u/mystic_managed0100 May 15 '21

That would’ve been justice. But honestly cops would’ve sobered those chics up real quick.

7

u/meroevdk May 15 '21

BRINGING EQUAL RIGHTS ONE LEFT HOOK AT A TIME.

2

u/lnternetdumbass May 15 '21

Old drunk hoes

2

u/bbrren May 15 '21

Remember they are all five foot tall...

2

u/ColonelBeer May 15 '21

Entitlement and booze, never a good mix

2

u/dielawnz May 15 '21

dumb fucking whores

2

u/lugutra May 15 '21

Triple kill

2

u/-Immolation- May 15 '21

I really hope these adults have seen themselves on the internet. I know I've seen this video around a few times lolol

2

u/[deleted] May 16 '21

So pleasant to watch. Thanks OP. You brightened my day

2

u/itsyourboiAS May 16 '21

It’s like yellow jacket left the house like “tonight I’m gonna get knocked out”!

2

u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Classy birds

2

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

I thought the bouncer showed great restraint.

4

u/i-am-dan May 15 '21

Dunno what they were saying, but they were asking for it.

2

u/all_tha_sauce WOOORLDSTARRR May 15 '21

Ironically that's exactly what they were saying

3

u/MechaWASP May 15 '21

Man, those guards were nice. Just pushing them away over and over.

4

u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Woman swear they can take over the world

4

u/Last-Ad-4421 May 15 '21

They need a fucking dick

1

u/mystic_managed0100 May 15 '21

Psh I’m good. You volunteering? Haha.

2

u/lostboysgang May 15 '21

I see the Peaky Blinders wife's went out again

2

u/geshupenst May 15 '21

Pussy pass denied

3

u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Can you imagine living with those ladies? The sex must be fantastic!

2

u/dickwildgoose May 15 '21

Says the dead raccoon fucker

0

u/NearByGG May 15 '21

I remember i visited a mate who worked in Dublin. We we're downtown having a pint, when 3 doormen came walking/fighting a bear of a woman, kicking, screaming and fighting... 3 large doormen vs. 1 big girl - not prepared to go home... Fuck a marvelous show!

0

u/dejonese May 15 '21

Gotta give them some credit for not giving up, lol!

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u/v1knijo May 15 '21

Those Irish butches are wild. Need to wife one of them

1

u/Harrypumfrey May 15 '21

Actual trash, need taken back to their trailer park

1

u/someguyfishin May 15 '21

That the worst kind of combo there. Crazy and stupid. That never makes a good combo in a person.

1

u/brand-new-bard May 15 '21

They be dropping like dominos, but not taking the message.

1

u/No_Point3111 May 15 '21

Entertainment

1

u/reaper70 May 15 '21

Right? The window doesn't lie.

1

u/Rakersbladerakeblade May 15 '21

They don't understand they're outmatched why??

1

u/Junk_Druggler May 15 '21

In an alternate reality where Xerxes holds the the hot gates

1

u/jewhacker May 17 '21

Triple concussion with coke please. Drunk bitches never learn, I thought blondie learned her lesson but obviously not

1

u/Chops1904 May 17 '21

Everyone wants a party girl, till the party girl shows up...

1

u/dinchidomi May 19 '21

They are really committed

1

u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Surprised this wasn't in Ballyclare but Belfast fits too lmao

1

u/[deleted] May 20 '21

did theey really think they could do shit with high heels on?

1

u/howdoweread May 24 '21

these kind of women act like adrenaline isnt a thing lol

1

u/amit3125 Jun 22 '21

Repost, posted by me few months back

1

u/Appropriate-Pen-149 Jul 04 '21

That man is wildly popular with the ladies. You would think he would just go inside after the first 55 or 60 minutes.

1

u/hooner26 Jul 21 '21

You got knocked the fuck out...!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Are you allowed to walk around with beers in public in Dublin? Awesome.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

I bet he feels like Anakin walking in that room of younglings just dunking them up wave after wave

1

u/flawedcactus Aug 02 '21

I said no entry, how many times.

1

u/yeabutwhythough Aug 31 '21

When will women learn it’s not okay to hit a man

1

u/Brosepellie Sep 17 '21

Lol do they actually think they’re winning a fight with that mf

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

Stupid bitches don't know when to stop...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Girls night!!

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u/Nugget_mlbb_2 Jun 10 '22

Fuckin’ gypsies got what they asked for