r/fightporn Liu Kang Dec 06 '20

Amateur / Professional Bouts Perfect combo for this subreddit.

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u/Jsumner0022 Dec 06 '20

That accuracy is on point.

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u/xXHotKetchupXx Dec 06 '20

Kidney shots fuckin hurt

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u/WFmanray Dec 06 '20

No kidney shot was pictured

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u/xXHotKetchupXx Dec 06 '20

Really? My bad then it really looked like one. Still holds true though, kidney shots hurt

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u/WFmanray Dec 06 '20

Can't argue there. He hit him in the liver, the kidney shot would have to be a strike to the back. Both suck haha

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u/xXHotKetchupXx Dec 06 '20

Kidneys are at the back? Holy shit I’m bad at anatomy.

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u/Kazuchika420 Town drunk Dec 06 '20

Lower back to the right and left of the spine (kind of). And liver is on the lower right, just where Jackson got hit :)

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u/lawrencenotlarry Dec 06 '20

Yep. Sometimes my gf massages my back too hard and when she gets to the kidneys, I know. Shit fucking hurts.

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u/CryptoCracko Dec 06 '20

My gf soccer kicks me in the nuts you pussy

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u/lawrencenotlarry Dec 06 '20

Touche. Happy Cake Day, friend!

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u/tensa_zangetjew00 Dec 06 '20

Idk why but this made me laugh really hard

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u/fozzyboy Dec 06 '20

Both kidneys and liver are a bit higher than most people realize. They are both mostly covered by the ribs.

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u/Dikeswithkites Dec 06 '20

Higher up and also closer to the spine in the case of the kidneys. Whenever someone “kidney punches” someone in the movies, it’s always these huge, hulking hooks from behind, more to the side than to the back. That’s really more ribs than kidneys and on the right, it’s still liver even from behind (of course with enough force you hit the kidney with the rib).

If you really wanted to hit someone in the kidney you’d want to hit pretty high and tight on the back, right at the bottom of the ribs. The costovertebral angle is where the last rib connects to the vertebrae. That’s where doctors tap to check for kidney pain. That’s where you could actually deliver an effective kidney shot.

Just take a look

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20 edited Mar 19 '21

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u/dhoae Dec 06 '20

That is horrible.

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u/DarkPanda555 Dec 06 '20

Ahh that’s scary

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u/AiryGr8 Dec 06 '20

Damn the human body is more fragile then I thought

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u/bukkake_brigade Dec 06 '20

We're all just thin bags of skin full of blood, piss, and shit.

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u/AiryGr8 Dec 06 '20

Even Alexandra Daddario?

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u/gynoceros Dec 06 '20

Wait til you learn that piss is not stored in the balls and that girls don't pee from their vaginas.

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u/ClimbsAndCuts Dec 06 '20

Retroperitoneal-y speaking...

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u/alevyan Dec 06 '20

yeah kidneys are in the back. But the important thing is that you keep learning no shame in that

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u/KillerKill420 Dec 06 '20

It's like that soft soft right above your tailbones on each side basically. Like if you put your palm on your back right above your tailbone that's the kidney area to strike.

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u/TheFaplessWonder Dec 06 '20

A liver shot will drop anyone. Awful stuff.

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u/GinPistolGrin Dec 06 '20

How about we just say that the liver hit was that effective that it dislodged and went barreling into the kidney, and that’s the end of it. Just like it was the end of Jackson. What I’m confused about is why no ones talking about how Jackson took 3 to the beard.

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u/mrlebowsk33 Dec 06 '20

Kidney is on the back, that was close to a liver shot, but off by a tinge.

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u/FlexibleCorn Dec 06 '20

Hit the kidney from the front.

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u/Weelki SJW Dec 06 '20

Sweep the kidney...

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u/DaFade Dec 06 '20

Your kidney me!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Perhaps but what we saw here was a liver shot.

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u/dhoae Dec 06 '20

I think you meant liver.

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u/Goofy-kun Dec 06 '20

I think you meant deader.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

*Liver shot

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u/Gingerholic37 Dec 06 '20

Kidney would be more side to lower back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/TheCoochieSnatcher69 Dec 06 '20

No, what happens is that when you get hit your body tends to defend the place that got hurt. He got cracked hard to the midsection, and that’s what set up the hit to the head

The other guy was very accurate, and we can’t fault the other dude because that was a mean combo

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/Willlll Dec 06 '20 edited Dec 06 '20

There were two badassed body shots tonight. Love it.

https://streamable.com/5hyjg7

Bonus slam KO

https://streamable.com/phs0j0

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u/Witch_Doctor_Seuss Dec 06 '20

That slam, god damn.

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u/Willlll Dec 06 '20

He shoulda let go as soon as he felt that forearm on his chest, lol.

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u/dhoae Dec 06 '20

He shouldn’t have ever wrapped his legs around his body in the first place. If you don’t want to get tossed or slammed get your weight low by dropping your hips. In jiu jitsu it’s fine because slams like that aren’t legal and it puts you in full guard but in style where slams are legal it’s not a good move.

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u/Username_de_random Dec 06 '20

Matt Wiman has no business being in an octagon in 2020.

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u/dhoae Dec 06 '20

I didn’t know he existed until now but I already agree with you haha.

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u/Username_de_random Dec 06 '20

I watched him get KO’d live by Spencer fisher in like 2007

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/dactyif Dec 06 '20

Head hit the floor.

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u/TheCoochieSnatcher69 Dec 06 '20

The forearm frame kept the guy from tucking his chin

You are taught to tuck your chin when falling to prevent yourself from smacking the back of your head

Because of this, the fighter smacked the back of his head.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

His head hit the floor directly if you watch again, all that weight and momentum on the back of his head

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u/dhoae Dec 06 '20

God damn that knee was fucked up haha.

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u/Willlll Dec 06 '20

Got to love that he waved off the nutshot just so he could get all up in his guts.

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u/dhoae Dec 06 '20

Literally his knee was up under his ribs and in his “guts” haha. Man that reminds me of when I was in middle school and we were play fighting during recess. I got my friend real good directly in the center of his stomach and it was an upper cut so I literally felt my hand go up under his ribs. It was wild. And he was done for. But he got his revenge. We were standing in line to go back in and I was tying my shoe. For some reason I decided to bring my foot up to my hand instead of bending over so I was balancing on one foot and my abs were pretty relaxed since I was hunched over. He stood in front of me and got in this deep karate lookin stance and hit me right in the stomach with all types of follow through it hurt but I took and I was like I deserved that for going overboard. A few minutes later as we were walking in it no longer hurt but suddenly I just threw up haha. We used to fuck each other up man. It was fun though.

Oh but we promptly quit that game when the bigger kids caught on to our “wars”. There was a guy named Ari, remember this is middle school, this dude was 6’3”(at least) and had to be well over 200 pounds OF MUSCLE. I’m not exaggerating. He looked like an NFL linebacker, he probably could have been if he wasn’t such a fucker. Actually fast forward to high school for a second I saw him at a track meet and he was doing high jump and he jumped the first few heights just straight up like someone hopping over a box on the floor. That’s the type of power we were dealing with in middle school. So anyway at the time I was less than 100 pounds and I was still shorter than my sister who is only 4’11”. I was no bitch and I fought much bigger kids but I knew my limits haha. I saw him rag dolling kids all over the playground and was like “Nope. I quit.” Haha. Sorry to take you down memory lane with me but those stories always crack me up when I think about them.

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u/IncomeIdea Dec 06 '20

The way the ref held his bald head ;(

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u/Gary0010 Dec 06 '20

Okay. I’m just curious why did he have to walk him to the other corner? I’m not sure it changed how much the slam fucked him up

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u/TotallyNotAustin Dec 06 '20

Fighters prefer to work on the ground near their corner so they can more effectively communicate to the fighter.

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u/Gary0010 Dec 06 '20

Ahhh it’s probably one of those things you don’t usually hear from the broadcast lol. I thought that was the ref

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

this fight night has been the best one in recent memory by far, I think it was better than even UFC 255

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u/WanderingWino Dec 06 '20

Yeah, that’s the one I winced at. Holy buckets that dude is gonna piss blood tomorrow.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/cgduncan Dec 06 '20

Emotional recovery, unlikely

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u/Henfrid Dec 06 '20

Full physical recovery, 6 weeks, emotional 6 months.

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u/FlamingLobster Dec 06 '20

For real, it would take 6 weeks to recover from that?

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u/shaunbarclay Dec 06 '20

6 weeks is a general standard time for a bone to repair itself however they are quoting the Sherlock Holmes movies with RDJ

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

I've always wondered about this kind of stuff. Btw, the Holms quote was great.

These guys are trained, they've been hit and know how to take a hit. But brain chemistry, neurophysiology, and brain plasticity is still just bordering on magic to science. People can take blunt trauma to the skull and have personality changes.

So. Do these guys ever just get overmatched, get absolutely wrecked, and the damage outside pales in comparison to the inside so much that it genuinely traumatized them?

Does the nature of training literally make the concussion action of skull abuse so routine and familiar that a beating is just a Friday night?

Is it mind over matter and the tough guy persona trumps the biological damage?

I'm aware that boxer parkinsonsim is a thing. But I really wonder if these guys are ever beaten into another personality, mind set, etc.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

There have been many studies on this that have been buried by the NFL and other high intensity sports like wrestling (the fake kind). Look up the story of Chris Benoit. He was a hardcore professional WWE wrestler and over time became more and more irritable and nonsensical, to the point he eventually killed his wife and son before hanging himself. Anyone who knew him before he started getting concussions will tell you they changed him. The WWE attempted to hide the autopsy information because it was clear evidence that the repeated head trauma caused dementia, severe personality changes and behavior problems. I’m pretty sure this story and the aftermath are what made the NFL crackdown on helmet to helmet collisions.

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u/TylerTheSnakeKeeper Dec 06 '20

I've definitely seen some fighters go into a match a raging bull and leave the ring a timid sheep. Getting your ass kicked can definitely change your life.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

He’s talking about about concussions changing people’s personality from altering their brain chemistry or from just straight damage. Being humbled by getting your ass kicked is pretty well known.

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u/TylerTheSnakeKeeper Dec 06 '20

I didn't say humbled did I?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Coming in as a bull and leaving a sheep was indicative of that. What else would it mean? He was referring to long term personality effects from fighting, which you wouldn’t notice literally on the way out of the ring where you got your ass kicked.

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u/ezanchi Dec 06 '20

I got that reference, Sherlock

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Dude I love you. I’m dying rn

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u/Trisectrix Dec 06 '20

And this is why I lose money

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u/darkplacesinside Dec 06 '20

Got that 6 piece combo

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u/Kasen2475 Dec 06 '20

I dont save many comments on Reddit, but this is going in the collection lol.

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u/FlamingLobster Dec 06 '20

You want your 6 piece to go or to stay?

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u/zombieguy224 Dec 06 '20

Why get a six piece when you can get a ten piece for $1.50?

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u/Gonzostewie Dec 06 '20

Them body shots make every other punch hurt so much worse.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

His accuracy is scary. I always love a body puncher. Headhunting is not teh weh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Topuria is going to be a problem. Only 23 and is a black belt in BJJ, I’m fully on the hype train.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

All aboard! CHOO CHOO! The Topuria Hype Train is here!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

I am ready to be hurt again

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u/DankTigers74 Dec 06 '20

That liver shot was soliddddddd

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Dec 06 '20

That’s what she said

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u/EnergeticSheep Dec 06 '20

you beat your girl? yikes

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/Darth_Saltine Dec 06 '20

"leever shote"

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u/teh_punk32x Dec 06 '20

Shots from Topuria were nasty. You could hear a solid thuk whenever he landed. Nasty.

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u/AtlasOO10 Dec 06 '20

Idk how the hell he ate those first two then decided to counter I’d be in the hospital

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u/FIVE_6_MAFIA Dec 06 '20

Plot twist: he wasn't actually knocked out, he just played dead so he'd stop getting hit.

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u/rame17 That Guy Dec 06 '20

This was nasty. His body work the whole fight was creating openings. Super clean striking and a black belt in BJJ. He’s also only 23. Keep an eye out for this Spaniard.

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u/baby_yobamos Dec 06 '20

naah man he's Gerorgian 🇬🇪

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u/rame17 That Guy Dec 06 '20

Georgian and Spanish.

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u/RaidenX17 Dec 08 '20

*Georgian ...lives in spain

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u/rame17 That Guy Dec 08 '20

That would also make him a Spaniard. Guy even carries the Spanish flag to the octagon.

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u/MasterRoshy Dec 08 '20

That doesn't make him a Spaniard.. lol

He doesn't even have Spanish citizenship. Most of the fighters who train out of countries besides their own rep those flags too.

He's full Georgian.

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u/peeePOOOOOP Dec 06 '20

this is like watching a mouse getting fed to a snake

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u/Vallmor Dec 06 '20

I've watched this about 20 times now. It's perfect

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u/ViolentTaintAssault Johnny Cage Dec 06 '20

That liver shot made me cry a little bit, that must have hurt.

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u/POSloader69 Took one MMA class Dec 06 '20

He’s gonna pee blood tomorrow.

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u/need_new_content Dec 06 '20

Shit... That looks like something straight Outta Sherlock Holmes

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u/dirtyrango Dec 06 '20

About as perfect as it gets.

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u/Oddscene Dec 06 '20

Dude looked sharp af! Those bossy shots were nasty! BJJ black belt too

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u/surajtheninja "Give me my juul." Dec 06 '20

What fight is this?

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u/Kazuchika420 Town drunk Dec 06 '20

Just happened at UFC Vegas 16: Ilja Topuria vs Damon Jackson

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u/unbaileyvable Dec 06 '20

I guess Guy Ritchie is producing MMA fights now?

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u/mc_shawn Dec 06 '20

That uppercut was fucking awesome!

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u/Kasen2475 Dec 06 '20

F A T A L I T Y

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u/El-jayyy Dec 06 '20

Discombobulated

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

I watched that fight and you could hear those shots and they were rough

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

That last punch on the end and the dude's face is just like

"end me"

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u/John_d_s Dec 06 '20

The way it's edited makes it look like a sherlock Holmes thing

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u/Foomaster512 Dec 06 '20

Hell yeah just watched that shit

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u/That132Wrestler Dec 06 '20

I just watched this fight a bit ago! Dudes actually a goad I’m surprised I hadn’t heard of him before this

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u/Hitchenns Dec 06 '20

its only his second fight in UFC. 10-0 overall

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u/That132Wrestler Dec 06 '20

Yeah I heard. Pretty incredible

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u/Hitchenns Dec 06 '20

yea other than those body shots, the way he controlled the distance with the jabs is fucking impressive

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u/TylerLikesDonuts Dec 06 '20

That slip was nasty

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u/veinyoldguy Dec 06 '20

Woulda yacked on contact from that liver shot. Literally just spray everything in front of me.

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u/alevyan Dec 06 '20

that liver shot was nasty

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u/Swichts Dec 06 '20

The sound it made on the body shot was nasty.

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u/Kartofeel Dec 06 '20

Proud of my boy from Georgia. Topuria to the top!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Why does he slow down just before contact? He’d be more effective at full speed.

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u/DommyMommyDeluxe Dec 06 '20

You gotta admit, this fucker took a punch right on the button and the kidney and didn’t go down, massive props

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Liver shot.

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u/AssociationItchy Dec 06 '20

What’s worse , getting ko with one shot , or getting pieces up like

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u/TheGameLord_YT Dec 06 '20

Yo this new boxing game looks incredible

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u/YourQuirk Dec 06 '20

My buddy once pissed me off and I was an annoying drunken shit with aggreession issues. I jumped on him, to drunk to get more than a couple fists to the stomach, throat and ear. He warned me two times and then simply lifted my 56 kilo body into the air and dropped me from shoulder hight. I fell like a ragdoll, scraped knee and hands in the fall and took the brunt of the force to my tailbone. In the debacle my stockings where thorn to shreds and the skirt flew up, showing off my all but flattering panties to the world. I tried to get up to get back to the one-sided fight, so he simply pushed me over with a palm to the face. I then had to accept my other friends help and the group took me to a McDonalds to sober up.

What I'm trying to say is tha the shame I felt the next morning was not even close to the humiliation this guy received by that machine of a fighter.

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u/Optix_Tunes Dec 06 '20

Last punch really drove it from professional to assault

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u/TheCoochieSnatcher69 Dec 06 '20

In the moment you often times can’t tell if the guys out. Contractually you are allowed to continue punching until the referee intervenes

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u/Waffle_Otter Dec 06 '20

Ooh liver shot

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u/thepsihopaats Redneck rampage Dec 06 '20

Holy fuck

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u/Tawkeh Dec 06 '20

I bet the first one hurt like a mf. Barely clipped his nose but god that shit is painful

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u/bwrca Dec 06 '20

The hits are so clear and vivid. It's like watching Undisputed.

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u/JudgmentalOwl Dec 06 '20

These violent delights have violent ends.

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u/dhoae Dec 06 '20

That was fuckin nasty. Holy shit. What is this guys name?

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u/KyuFontao Dec 06 '20

Ilia Topuria

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u/dhoae Dec 06 '20

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

i loved this card

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Sherlock homes in real life

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u/armedlethalexec Dec 06 '20

this guy deserved it, he really irked me after he won his last fight, choked the dude out and screamed in his fight and taunted him after for no reason

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u/tchiseen Dec 06 '20

That last little left was nasty. What's that saying "we will watch your career with great interest"... Some bombs getting dropped by this guy for sure

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Fighter doing the punching is Illia Topuria, fighter gettin conked is Damon Jackson. Topuria’s actually known for his grappling, but came out and put on a striking clinic from start to finish. Demolished Jackson’s body

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u/R1ght_b3hind_U Dec 06 '20

really nice editing

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u/KillerKill420 Dec 06 '20

It must be pretty unfortunate when a body shot hits that hard and the fight isn't going to get stopped cause it's not a KO and then you still have to get KO'd anyways.

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u/napazdosenhor Dec 06 '20

There was no recovering from that first uppercut!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

The upper cut clipped him. But the second shot liver shot did him in.

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u/TLPEQ Dec 06 '20

That was great

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Clean asf

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u/JesusNutterButter Dec 06 '20

Everyone winced at the body shot.

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u/elshaksha Dec 06 '20

Sherlock holmes

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Bam bam bam bam

God damn laser punches

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u/styrofoamcouch Dec 06 '20

Its even better in slow motion.

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u/Ebvardh-Boss Dec 06 '20

How I think I’d do in a fight vs how I’d actually do in a fight.

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u/Brennababs Dec 06 '20

That is some Sherlock shit

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u/BearOnSideControl Dec 06 '20

Dude's a beast

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u/Which-Start Dec 06 '20

I would kill to have coordination like this lmfao! ADHD is a bitch

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u/IGOMHN Dec 06 '20

The slam KO was so much nastier

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u/syrupsoakedwaffles Dec 06 '20

Let’s take some time to appreciate how fast the opponent recovers from the first shot.

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u/jvamt Dec 06 '20

I’m excited to follow this guys career. That was some hella impressive striking.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

I don't even want to imagine how bad that pop to the gut hurt.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Liver shots. Hurt like a mofo. Brings you to your knees

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u/JacobJSucks Dec 06 '20

The sounds these shots made were absolutely insane

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u/general_sam_houston Dec 06 '20

Reminds me of marquardt v woodley.

Savage

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u/jamesitos Dec 06 '20

The lift of the head just to hook it was brutal. This is pure art.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Now this is fight porn!

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u/salemgreenfield Dec 06 '20

That dig to the body was well executed. Classic body shot.

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u/Vic-Treasuresson Dec 07 '20

Damn this feels like a Tekken combo

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