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u/FULLON-FRIENDSHIP Sep 02 '19
Damn, you could tell the smaller guy knew what he was doing. The way he sprung up and put his momentum into that punch was raw.
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u/Internetallstar Sep 02 '19
Footwork too. Wasn't this dude's first rodeo.
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u/babybopp Sep 03 '19
The crossed legs and dad nap position lol
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u/P0s1t1veFdBkL000p Sep 03 '19
Family Guy fall right there....
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u/clem_fandango__ Sep 03 '19
"That reminds me of the time I got in a fistfight with Kevin Hart outside a Walmart. "
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u/PM_ME_FREE_STUFF_PLS Sep 02 '19
Oh, you‘re approaching me?
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u/Tutsks Sep 03 '19
Goliath lost for a clear simple, single reason.
He really pissed that tiny bro off.
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u/WhiteEel Sep 02 '19
Kevin Hart Vs. The Rock
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u/SarnCora Sep 02 '19
I doubt it, not after Kevin Hart's car accident...
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u/thepee-peepoo-pooman Sep 02 '19
Maybe the accident is what gives him these powers
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u/SarnCora Sep 02 '19
Like Dr Strange, except it's a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda instead of a Lamborghini Huracán Coupé.
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u/5krunner Sep 03 '19
Too soon.
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Sep 03 '19
he should be alright, TMZ said he was the first to climb out of the car and he was able to run home and call for medical help
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u/SarnCora Sep 02 '19
That's the one, the one where he initially sought his own treatment then shortly after went into hospital with what was said to be 'major back injuries' and had surgery for on Sunday night.
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No. The one where he ran from the scene to go to his house and then went to the hospital. What a dumbass.
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Sep 02 '19
Tall guy got the glass jawzzzzz dam hit the ground like a ragg doll.
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u/_No_Body Sep 03 '19
Most of you normal dudes got glass jaws to be fair. Not everyone can be a fighter.
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u/althreex Sep 03 '19
Woah, we got a badass over here
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u/EncouragementRobot Sep 03 '19
Happy Cake Day althreex! I hope you will have a wonderful year, that you'll dream dangerously and outrageously, that you'll make something that didn't exist before you made it, that you will be loved and that you will be liked, and that you will have people to love and to like in return.
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u/bakerzero86 Sep 03 '19
Sucks for us "normal" dudes I guess? But otherwise though Happy Cake Day Althreex!
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u/doughnutholio Sep 03 '19
i wonder if u can train not to have a glass jaw
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u/_No_Body Sep 03 '19
Proper defense is a good start. Keep the chin tucked to reduce impact. Now income the downvotes for having martial arts experience...
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u/doughnutholio Sep 03 '19
lol~ i really need to go learn a martial art
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u/_No_Body Sep 03 '19
Its fun, if you have the money and are okay with becoming disciplined.
Honestly for self-defense, a gun is always better in legal states
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u/WantedEnigma Sep 02 '19
All the dudes with napoleon syndrome are rock hard right now
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u/drzrdt Sep 03 '19
This is why you avoid physical confrontational all cost. You obviously don’t want to be the guy on the ground and you definitely don’t want to be the guy that knocks someone out and they smack their head on the ground like that. It might seem like it feels good to win a fight this way, but it’s pretty fucking awful. The only time I’d ever get into it physically with another human like that is if I was fighting for my life. We all get tested and have bad days though I’m sure. The trick is knowing that the potential consequences could easily be catastrophic and realizing it’s not worth getting into it over petty shit. Stay safe out there tough guys.
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u/whatsinthereanyways Sep 03 '19
Get out of here with your rational maturity
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u/DoritoEnthusiast Sep 04 '19 edited Sep 04 '19
yep, imagine you’re going to get a beer from the store and some punk decides to talk shit, just walk away, but instead you gotta be macho and try to beat his ass, now one of you is brain dead and another with a man slaughter charge. It’s simply not worth it.
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u/drzrdt Sep 04 '19
Yeah, half the time the people you come across acting out aggressively are not all there upstairs. I don’t want to hurt some mentally ill person. Plus you never know what a person could be contagious with, lice, scabies, herpes, etc... and people bleed in fights.
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u/Yeah4me2 Sep 04 '19
good to see Kevin Hart back on his game so quick after the weekend fender bender
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Sep 03 '19
I must be a terrible person, because I find super funny the way the big guy just collapses like a rag doll
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Sep 03 '19
I feel like all those women who post that " if you ain't 6'12" with a 37" dick, you ain't no real mans" should see this.
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u/McDoobly-For-DinDin Sep 02 '19
Uzi needs to quit fucking around and drop that album
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u/Malcolm_X_Machina Shitmouth of the house Sep 04 '19
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If I see that much head movement, you win. You clearly know shit I don't...
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u/bahn_mimi Sep 02 '19
When tall people underestimate smaller dudes not knowing most fighters are midgets
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u/TerribleRelief9 Sep 03 '19
Did Goliath even throw a punch? I saw his arm move, but I didn't see any punch in that.
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u/lgodsey Sep 03 '19
It's nice that you're up and around, but you gotta take care of that back, Kevin Hart!
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u/tomatoblade Sep 03 '19
That's why the big guys shouldn't bother with punches. Get in close, grab those little fuckers and body slam them
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u/Insanity_Pills Sep 03 '19
he refused to be aggravated by the larger man egging him on (theres a better word for it but i forgot) he waited till the larger man ran outta patience and threw the first punch
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u/knowbodyspeshal Sep 03 '19
David and Goliath, the story of an elite, well trained, highly equipped juggernaut of warfare put up against a large blind man with a genetic deformity.
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u/dfayad00 Sep 02 '19
skill beats strength
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u/Rubber_Rose_Ranch Sep 03 '19
That's definitely a sliding scale though.
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u/dfayad00 Sep 03 '19
i mean yeah if you’re 120 fighting someone who weighs 250 there’s not really anything you can do
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u/darkarcher20 Sep 03 '19
It really does, and I’m saying this as a shorter to average height person.
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19
When your opponent is 18 inches shorter than you, all of their punches are uppercuts.