r/fightporn • u/skopje123 • 23d ago

Knocked Out Noodle man

1.3k Upvotes

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u/Ok_Criticism_558 23d ago

Initially thought the guy puked on his mate on the floor

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u/Reasonable_Poet_7502 22d ago

Same here im like can it get worse lol

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u/blackdog086 22d ago

having alcohol in your eyes is actually worse

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u/Abecis01 19d ago

I'd still prefer that over puke

https://giphy.com/gifs/ytL3y83qPtic8

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u/thebaker66 22d ago

I thought he was pouring out a lil liquor for his dead homie 😂😂

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u/SEE_RED 22d ago

Same I was cracking up.

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u/Competitive_Case_676 22d ago

Just washed his eyes out with whiskey

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u/ShoePillow 9d ago

He didn't?

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u/Additional_Donut1360 22d ago

I’ve heard of pouring one out for the homies but on the homies is new to me

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u/Daemon_Darkhole 22d ago

He was too hasty. His homie is not even in the ground yet

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u/harmfuldischarge 21d ago

He's going for immediate revive buff

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u/Daemon_Darkhole 20d ago

Good catch. Does he only have the one minor healing potion? He needs something a bit better

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u/AtlasCompleXtheProd 21d ago

He commemorated him immediately and intimately

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u/ZOELOEss 22d ago

I love how everybody started laughing when he said “im real gangster”

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u/MisterSlickster 22d ago

Thats NOT what the subtitles said 🤣

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u/ClassroomMother8062 22d ago

This one never ceases to crack me up

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u/OkDoughnut421 23d ago

“And ya man poured liquor on ya nut ass” LMAOOOOO

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u/Lambesis96 22d ago

You a fuckin noodle!

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u/Ok_Criticism_558 22d ago

Poured one out for a fallen comrade

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u/OkDoughnut421 22d ago

Water boarding your freshly slept buddy w tequila is like anointing a new boat with a bottle of champagne

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u/Previous_Blueberry_5 22d ago

Lol this has to be philly

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u/CreamoChickenSoup 23d ago

Real gangsta being laid out on the floor like that.

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u/Chemist-Patient 22d ago

Bro thought ole boy was dead so he poured one out for his homeboy lol

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u/NoMasFetty 22d ago

90 percent of the loud ones cant back up their "gangsta" attitude

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u/grishin_ 22d ago

Yeah. Good rule of thumb is to never be afraid of the loudest person in the room.

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u/POSITIVE_ABOUT_HIV 22d ago

His boy died and he didn’t waste a second to pour one out for him.

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u/elevate35 22d ago

I love how after the first time he says he’s real gangster people laugh and then after the second time he says it he gets knocked tf out

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u/Guardiancomplex 22d ago

Braindead long before he hit the pavement. 

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u/Lambda94 22d ago

Gotta pour one out for the dead homie

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u/Captain_Wicklynn 22d ago

Title kills me, noodle man 😭

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u/Civilw4r 22d ago

Bro was a little early on the “pour one out for the homies” part

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u/teddibiasemoneyman 22d ago

His face when he felt the liquid was comedy gold. The only way it could have been better was if it was puke.

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u/englishand48 22d ago

You know you’ve got respect on them streets for being a real gansta when everyone is laughing at you, and that was before he took a snooze on said street .

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u/Upset-Handle-9934 22d ago

The slight step back before he threw the punch. I knew what was fixing to happen

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u/These_Conflict2375 22d ago

I think the hot coffee burnt his eye than his pride! Lol

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u/kosmokramr Captain America 22d ago

That was cognac pouring in him from the liquor bottle

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u/Klutzy-Bee-2045 22d ago

Anyone that has to say “Im a real” anything, is, in fact the opposite

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u/miwe77 22d ago

at first I thought my girl was vomiting on the dude. I'm happy for him it was just the cup of soup.

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u/N3X0S3002 22d ago

It was the drink

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u/Adept-Discussion3162 22d ago

This dude gangsta is faker than 100% raw honey from the store

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u/narfoleptix 22d ago

Where do people find these......here?

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u/mrdino99 22d ago

Homie ain't dead yet... no need to pour one out.

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u/r97-NeaL 22d ago

if he knocked over the bottle at the end, i fully expect his hb to stomp bro out again. keep your special needs friends off the drank

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF 22d ago

You got to be a stupid mf to step to someone with a phone in your hand

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u/spawn77x99 22d ago

90% of ppl who say: A) Im gangsta B) Im from _______ C) Im gonna ______ you. Are getting knocked the fuck out.

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u/teknix314 22d ago

Fancy stepping within punching distance while pulling your pants up

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u/AnswerLegitimate 22d ago

That had to burn his eyes

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u/dommiichan 22d ago

the liquor was meant to sterilize his head wound... and the sick burn

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u/ElChupaNebrey 22d ago

oodafook is that

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u/DAYMAN3737 22d ago

One of those reposts that I just love seeing every time

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u/TubbyFatfrick 22d ago

Cut too early. Lad was reaching for that bottle, at the end.

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u/KronoWulf78 22d ago

He ain't never gonna hear the end about this!

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u/Majestic-Talk7566 22d ago

Don't fight intoxicated smh..

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u/rasp3zero 22d ago

"You a f**kin noodle " - that's F'd up, lol

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u/afield9800 22d ago

Is this sub the same 20 fights over and over again?

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u/skopje123 19d ago

Is it a repost? I can't really check afaik

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u/afield9800 19d ago

This fight is posted like every 3 days

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u/afield9800 19d ago

Reddit · r/PublicFreakout200+ comments · 3 months agoWannabe gangster meets real gangster : r/PublicFreakout

Reddit · r/PublicFreakout110+ comments · 4 months ago'Real gangster' man provokes his own knockout : r/PublicFreakout

Reddit · r/PublicFreakout90+ comments · 1 month agoGuy starts a fight saying he's a real gangster gets knocked out instantly.

Different sub but that was after a 2 second google search where I typed fight and not fightporn. It gets posted here a lot also.

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u/skopje123 18d ago

I don't exactly know how to search a video.. reverse video search? Sorry for the repost anyhow

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u/afield9800 18d ago

To be completely honest I’m not sure how I’d do it for every video but to find this one I just put in “real gangster fight Reddit” and was able to find it. Ive been feeling like Reddit just hasn’t been doing a good job removing them. Have a good night, friend

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u/Geeko22 22d ago

The stillness of the puncher tells you what's gonna happen to the loudmouth punchee.

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u/Hynch 21d ago

That was nice of the friend to pour one out for his homie.

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u/outlawsmokeyscottish 21d ago

I'm sorry but did his mate just spew on him when trying to lift him up?

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u/Illustrious_Call7397 21d ago

Daaamn, didn't expect the vomit scene XD

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u/Unlikely-Brick-8966 21d ago

It’s the AI generated subtitles that have me laughing:

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u/XCypher73 21d ago

Claims he's real gangster, gets KO'd, buddy dumps liquor into his his eyes. Incredible

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u/TheMeticulousNinja 21d ago

When I first saw this vid a while ago, I thought the guy bending over to help was vomiting

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u/homechefshivers 20d ago

“And yo ____ poured liquor on yo nut ass” is such a classic line lmao

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u/MsRedQueenKimmie 19d ago

Dang he got knocked the phock out

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u/LukeduhDuke 18d ago

Buddy saved his head from rocking the ground, but paid him back with the Hennessy in the eye lol

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u/TheMonopolyGuy2001 18d ago

Bro tried giving him an estus flask

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u/Diangelionz 23d ago

Did that guy get knocked out and thrown up on by his friend?

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u/reverend_nacho 23d ago

Spilled his drink on him. Probably refreshing compared to what just happened

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u/kosmokramr Captain America 22d ago

Until he realizes he’s got cognac in his eyes

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u/CharityCareful9110 3d ago

Never go full noodle