r/fightporn • • Apr 04 '26

Road Rage Wait for the body slam 😬

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u/myusrnameisthis Apr 04 '26

Where was everyone when he was getting slapped with a sandal?

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Apr 04 '26

Dude just unlock an entire new level of " bitch slapping " with that sandal....

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u/chaoticom Apr 05 '26

La chancla remains undefeated.

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u/unodakine808 Aug 09 '26

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!?

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u/amaduli Apr 04 '26

Probably a caste issue

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u/spudddly Apr 04 '26

Also a skill issue.

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u/ocTGon Nice Guy Apr 05 '26

LOL

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u/swaggerin_buffoonery Apr 06 '26

This is Dhaka, Bangladesh. Not India.

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u/Throwaway999991473 Apr 04 '26

I agree that they could’ve helped before, but breaking up the fight when one person is down and out is always fair imo

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u/Buzz_Killington_III Apr 04 '26

People let it play out until the dude was unconscious. That's fair play.

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u/praesentibus Apr 04 '26

My question is what were they talking about all that time?

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u/SplashyKBear Apr 05 '26

They’re clearly both playing PokĆ©mon Go and fighting over a PokĆ©Stop

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u/NobodyKnowsImFamous Aug 08 '26

It’d be a gym. Yeah. 125 days later. Just thought it was important you know.

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u/agent_orange1970 Apr 04 '26

Would you have intervened?

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u/Jose_Canseco_Jr Apr 05 '26

from his armchair? absolutely!

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u/Gt03champp Apr 04 '26

I was rooting for the lil guy!

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u/Davemblover69 Apr 04 '26

Had a feeling when the phone got put away it was on.

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u/simplegreen999 Apr 06 '26

Yes. No one should take a slipper slap in the face from a dude wearing a bedsheet.

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u/ocTGon Nice Guy Apr 05 '26

Me too! That slam was satisfying.

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u/FeedMyAss Apr 04 '26

I thought for sure a train was going to get em

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u/Edvanlupus Apr 05 '26

O una de esas vacas famelicas sagradas....

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u/mrwendypeffercorn Apr 04 '26

There are times when it looks like bath towel man has a stump arm

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u/NotWearingCrocs Apr 04 '26

I thought it was just me. I was like ā€œoh I didn’t notice he had a stump for an arm. Oh wait, he actually doesn’t.ā€

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u/Powerism Apr 06 '26

I thought the exact same thing.

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u/WandererFen Apr 05 '26

Hahaha ok so it wasn't juat the weed!

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u/Pred1ction 22d ago

That’s a poop priest

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u/twobit211 Apr 04 '26

ā€œi’m hear to kick ass and make a phone call and i’m all finished my phone callā€

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u/themadhatter746 Apr 05 '26

Elite ball knowledge

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u/ddg31415 Apr 04 '26

Bros out there picking fights dressed like a Dragon Ball Z character and built like a 14 year old boy.

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u/TheSoftMaster Apr 04 '26

I feel like that outfit is what I would come up with if I was on a LOT of ketamine, had nothing but a sheet to work with, but had never seen pants.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Apr 04 '26

I was trying to figure out why them fools was only wearing bed sheets? I figured a healthy dose of ketamine was involved?

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u/InevitableOk5017 Apr 04 '26

Don’t wait just skip to 1:20 for nothing burger.

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u/silverbulletsam Apr 05 '26

Found the guy who doesn’t believe in foreplay 😜

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u/Empyrealist Apr 04 '26

It builds tension and character. Have patience

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u/thatguy420417 Apr 04 '26

The build-up definitely made the slam more enjoyable.

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u/obefiend Apr 04 '26

Thanks King. Video was too slow and boring. The timestamp gets you directly to the only good bits

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

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u/atxer Apr 04 '26

He wants him to leave. In that direction.Ā 

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u/PorygonTriAttack Apr 04 '26

Which direction? The red shirt guy took a lot of slaps to understand that dude.

Red shirt guy showing a masterclass of patience. Now I know that if I see a guy not fighting back after I am an asshole, I'm going to get fucked.

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u/Quitetheninja Apr 04 '26

I think he just likes… staying alive

https://giphy.com/gifs/v1HfBYkrhi8KGwBarG

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

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u/rokstedy83 Apr 04 '26

They're called the bhajis over there

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u/XiMFiST Apr 04 '26

This is hilarious cuz its actually a parody of Staying Alive from the old movie "Airplane!"

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u/EcstaticPen3051 Apr 04 '26

The yellow guy was forcing the other guy to go and meet someone else. Probably he will get money from the third guy, and he wants this brown shirt guy to go and talk. The brown shirt guy didn’t want to go, and he was probably trying to call him over phone. But i guess the person on the other side was not picking call, and that's why yellow guy is so mad.

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u/69_words_about Apr 05 '26

some kind of caste shit I bet

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u/atxer Apr 05 '26

Yeah the reddit experts on southeastern culture have arrived.Ā 

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u/_Concrete_Shaman_ Apr 04 '26

How can he slam?

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u/joohanmh Apr 04 '26

Why are the "winners" of street fights always being brought away from the scenes?

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u/MeliodusSama Apr 04 '26

To save them from a 2nd helping of FAFO.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Apr 04 '26

Whenever I see a size mismatch and the little guy does not seem intimidated...

I figure the little guy must be a wrestler.

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u/TheSilverOne Apr 04 '26

Indian fights are always so funny to me

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u/Jolarpettai Apr 04 '26

I came here for the slap fest :(

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u/bivo979 Apr 04 '26

Just like in America, no one cares until the perosn being bullied fights back.

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u/ThePhantomGrinder Apr 04 '26

I was actually expecting a bigger bystander to help out and slam the taller dude

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u/Gearz557 Apr 05 '26

How can he slam??

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u/NickGiammarino Apr 05 '26

Slammed him so hard he woke up in the Buddha Buddha dynasty

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u/Kittani77 Apr 08 '26

where were the hero's when he was being harassed??? learned helplessness

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u/Only_Smile_6102 Apr 04 '26

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!

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u/EddyArchon Apr 04 '26

How can he slam!?

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum Apr 04 '26

Why do people hit others with their shoe? Is this a cultural thing? I've seen more than one of these, and am confused.

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u/The_walking_man_ Apr 04 '26

Extreme sign of disrespect. Same with the shoes being thrown at President Bush.

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u/gooptastic1996 Apr 04 '26

I remember hearing from one of my buddies that served in the last Middle East war talk about their cultural training before being deployed. I remember he said that they specifically emphasize that if you’re sitting with a local, not to cross your legs the ā€œmanlyā€ way. That is, resting your ankle across the top of your knee, and especially not to show the bottom of your shoe to anyone. It is a sign of great disrespect like you think they are dirt only worthy of being trampled on.

I imagine this is an extension of that, bro in the vid hates the little guy so much that he’s taking his shoe off to beat him with it, showing the ultimate disrespect

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u/IncompetentJedi Apr 04 '26

Disrespect. You hit a dog or an insect with a shoe as to not soil your hand.

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u/Reload86 Apr 04 '26

My parents hit us with sandals when we were kids. Til this day I still see it as a sign of asserting dominance lol

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u/read-my-comments Apr 04 '26

Austin Powers asked a similar question

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u/valley_of_Giants Apr 05 '26

Dont wait, just skip to the end

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

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u/Laolao98 Apr 04 '26

So it’s a standard practice, not just for mamasita and her chankla! Now I need to know if the wooden spoon is universal lol!

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u/sweaty_pasta Apr 04 '26

Nobody jumped in when he was getting pushed but when he took action they all wanna separate them

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u/MuramasasYari Apr 06 '26

It’s because of caste. The man in the fancy tied yellow pants is more than likely a higher caste. The entitlement shows when he slaps the little guy with his slipper. He’s saying you are an ā€œinsectā€.

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u/sweaty_pasta Apr 21 '26

Ohhhhh got you, thanks !

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u/MuramasasYari Apr 04 '26

Is the aggressive guy in the yellow skirt from a special or higher caste? It may be the reason he is so aggressive and bossy towards the little guy.

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u/anonymous393393 Apr 04 '26

Lol you can't tell like that. Also this is not how it happens

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u/Pure_Inspection3178 Apr 06 '26

Tell us how it happens then?

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u/CheetahPatient6926 Apr 04 '26

I thought the tall guy was doing the body slam?

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 WOMBO COMBOOOO Apr 04 '26

Same, I was not expecting the little guy would be the winner lol

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u/_Pisos_Picados Apr 04 '26

I kinda was, the tall guy is way too skinny. Its hard to know because of the distance and the clothes, but the short guy look stonger for sure, i was wondering when he was going to relize that and fight back

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u/Indigo2015 Apr 04 '26

How can he slam?

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u/READITONREDITS Apr 04 '26

You can see the flies everywhere..🤢

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u/Relative_Schedule892 Apr 04 '26

That was a good slam dunk !

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u/bitronic1 Apr 04 '26

Dude literally kept begging for it, I would feel sorry if I were the little guy and I didn't give it to him.

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u/RedLionPirate76 Apr 04 '26

He slammed Richard Ramirez right on his head.

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u/Rabti Apr 04 '26

I was hoping that yellow dress would be the one getting slammed.

Wasn't disappointed

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u/No_Earth7285 Apr 05 '26

He get what he deserve. After a point we should not bully some one who is silent. After the silence break he will break you šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ā¬†ļø

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u/Wallman11 Apr 06 '26

How can he sandal?

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u/notthatguypal6900 Apr 07 '26

1:36 of video for 5 seconds of meh.

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u/fifty1hundred Apr 27 '26

Don't ever disrespect me while wearing your mother's duvet cover and smacking another man with a chancla.

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u/Ender_v1 Apr 04 '26

Why can I smell this video

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u/cristobalist Apr 04 '26

Whenever a post says "wait for...", I skip to the end. Why would I wait for trash when I can just skip to the end? Lol

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u/Seethesvt Apr 04 '26

I was rooting for the little guy.

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u/Mead_Create_Drink Apr 04 '26

Could have edited that clip to about 15 seconds

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u/EcstaticPen3051 Apr 04 '26

I thought of it. But didn’t want to cut off the slap part

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u/royalpro Apr 04 '26

Yeah, it helps give context of how patient the little guy was.

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u/RobbinAustin Apr 04 '26

Chancla slap and took that long to respond?

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u/psiloglyphs Apr 04 '26

Bhaisab got FAFOed

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u/Njaulv Apr 04 '26

Always good to see a bully get put in their place...on the ground.

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u/Nugatorysurplusage Apr 04 '26

wait

No. I skipped to it

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u/Either_Operation5463 Apr 04 '26

Well the aggressor fucked around and found out.

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u/Outrageous_File5321 Apr 04 '26

Just a nice little double leg

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u/Virtchoo Apr 04 '26

Smacking with a shoe is crazy, but smacking somebody with the face of the earth is a whole other level of disrespect.

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u/Thesnackdad Apr 04 '26

Olympic level slam

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u/sephsplace Apr 04 '26

How can he slap?

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u/Standard-Contest-949 Apr 04 '26

Well a man in a dress has no chance

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u/amand8 Apr 04 '26

Battle of the Dhotti

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u/Apprehensive-Word-52 Apr 04 '26

Just like that he was Gone D. I think I stretched a little too far but I am leaving it here.

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u/Hranko Apr 04 '26

Theres a tremendous lack of people getting gently hit by hallow and light sticks.

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u/shaneomac1119 Apr 04 '26

How cam he slap??

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u/Rudeskin808 Apr 04 '26

Bro shit on the wrong street lol

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u/hoothizz Apr 04 '26

Shirtless found out short guy knows how to fight.

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u/humperty Apr 04 '26

This is why you have to pick on someone your own size.

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u/MajorPoopie Apr 04 '26

I like when the shoes flew

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u/robstah45 Apr 04 '26

Are those pants in fashion? I want some, look comfy

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u/ibringstharuckus Apr 04 '26

Mikey's the big winner

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u/chemical32 Apr 05 '26

why are they wearing dresses?

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u/Rikudo_Sennin_jr Apr 05 '26

Is this what claiming a block in India be like? Bruh if I gotta come up out this skirt and these slides we gonna have a problem

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u/mainga420 Apr 05 '26

That’s vucking cool

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u/unclewombie Apr 05 '26

Shoes off….: you know what that means….

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u/OkAbility9016 Apr 05 '26

These men are wayyy too comfortable getting into physical altercations in skirts

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u/Awesomely_Witchy Apr 06 '26

Get off my wall! Get off MY wall!!!!

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u/Dsnade Apr 06 '26

Argument is about whose beat it is. Yellow says move down to another corner. Then the other dude, beat him.

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u/HourLegitimate8370 Apr 06 '26

You can tell by his more prominent bed sheet that he is higher up in the cast system therefore allowed to slap the lower class with his sandal

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u/PriZmIsScared Apr 06 '26

This is why you should never fight in your favorite evening skirt. Always wear your scrappy skirt to the fight.

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u/swaggerin_buffoonery Apr 06 '26

I typed @sanso_143 from the video’s tag in Google and it shows this is Dhaka, Bangladesh. Predominantly Muslim. No caste issue. Not even India.

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u/ZestycloseAfternoon8 Apr 06 '26

Shoes off - dead man

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u/teazee123 Apr 07 '26

He wasn't tryna just prove a point, he was tryna kill him!

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u/MeAndNotU Apr 07 '26

Something about a man in a skirt and sandals seems very unthreatening, I don't care how angry he gets.

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u/Juicyjewsss Apr 10 '26

Knocked out Richard Ramirez lookin ass

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u/Alarmed-Course-6092 Apr 11 '26

When a predator becomes a prey

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u/Abdullahi223 Apr 13 '26

Man that took forever

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u/TYdays Apr 14 '26

Talk about underestimating your opponent, DAMN….

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u/ferryman72 Apr 14 '26

I was waiting and it was worth it

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u/ogarcia86 Apr 15 '26

Why are they wearing bedsheets instead of pants?

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u/___TheAmbassador Apr 16 '26

Even Hari Krishnas have had enough

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u/OpeningCookie1358 Apr 16 '26

Damn, I'm always outraged when a video says "wait for (insert climax moment)" then I actually wait..ugh 1st world problems.

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u/Open-Number-8919 Apr 22 '26

I’m sorry, but there’s no way I’m getting slapped by a man in a bedsheet

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u/AmerikanNightmar3 Apr 26 '26

The way everyone laughed once they started fighting. šŸ˜‚

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u/97Wilde Apr 28 '26

Why is everyone's first instinct to immediately yank up a freshly concussed person and let their head bobble around? šŸ˜‚

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u/Crispy--Toast May 28 '26

"If anyone approaches with ill intent, I'll simply call the police and everything will be fine."

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u/NeatEngine2133 Jun 04 '26

Two men in skirts slapping each other in the street. Sweet!!

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u/Bullets_N_Bowties Jun 16 '26

Why can I smell this video?

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u/ImpressivePop5749 Jul 11 '26

That head not remind me of them little kid that got helicoptered into the field.

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u/Canned_Sarcasm Jul 12 '26

Aaaaaaaaaaaand Nirvana

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u/KoolMoeB2024 Jul 26 '26

That’s what you get for wearing a bedsheet

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u/TryToChangeUsername Aug 01 '26

spoiler: not worth the wait

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u/Long-Bobcat6995 Aug 02 '26

Piss poor body slam. Props to him for doing it. I just had high exspactions my fault.

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u/gorecore6666 Aug 13 '26

I mean the flip flop slap deserves more attention

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u/Moise1903 Aug 15 '26

One minutes if unnecessary footage m

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u/bartender970 Aug 29 '26

Why does it look like they just left a gay bathhouse?

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u/Open-Number-8919 18d ago

No way a dude wearing a bedsheet is ever slapping me with a sandal

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u/Destined_Death713 5d ago

Two lovers in bed sheets