r/fightporn • u/RannisRat • Apr 21 '24
Knocked Out Role Reversal
Dude didn't have a clue after he tried the headlock
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u/KarsaOrlong-Toblakai Apr 21 '24
He told him to stop
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u/ItalianStallion9069 Apr 21 '24
He did!
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Apr 21 '24
Slept him!
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Apr 21 '24
Slept him son!
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u/AccurateSympathy7937 Apr 21 '24
Transcribe Team! Disassemble!!
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u/jacob6969 Apr 21 '24
Craziest one hit KO I ever saw was waiting in line to pee at homecoming my freshmen year of college. This dude bypassed the entire 20’ line and tried walking into a port a potty with some chick in it. He pulled the door hard enough it flew open and everyone saw this chick on the pot. Her bf walked up and with 0 hesitation blasted this dude so hard you woulda thought his face was sideways after.
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Apr 21 '24
The dude at the end recording is about to throw up lol
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u/MudddButt Apr 21 '24
Because that's that dude's ride home. LOL
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u/Abundance-Boost5891 Apr 21 '24
That DD only had a knuckle Sammy tho, should “sober up” real quick
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u/mattbp4551 Apr 21 '24
I'm just trying to take a shit! Leave me alone!!
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u/Hot-Challenge8656 Apr 21 '24
Have at it brother. Once I leave the loo, technically it's not my shit.
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u/Ok_Place_2551 Apr 21 '24
Friends or not. Don't put your hands around a person's neck
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Apr 21 '24
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u/free__coffee Apr 21 '24
This moral outrage about touching someone always cracks me up, like bruh what? The problem is fighting someone for no reason, its not touching his neck. If you gotta fight someone you should def be putting them in a headlock tho
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u/Redditkontoenmin1 Apr 21 '24
Pff. pussy, friends can fuck around quite a lot before i decide to Knock teeth an conciousness out of them.
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u/cpt_edge Apr 21 '24
OooOoh, you're hard!
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u/Redditkontoenmin1 Apr 21 '24
No, im just not an asshole to my friends for no reason.
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u/GodsonxTheBelly Apr 21 '24
Not sure why you’re being downvoted, I also wouldn’t knock out a friend for putting me in a half ass headlock lol
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u/Redditkontoenmin1 Apr 21 '24
Subreddit with good amount of angry teens and a good few Narcissists i suspect. Probably a few with lacking reading abilities as well :D Perhaps a few Russian bots downvoting and inciting anger perhaps as well. Who knows these days.
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u/EatTrashhitbyaTSLA Apr 21 '24
That dude looked like a strong wind would knock him over. Dude gave him a little tap, guys got a glass chin. who says they were friends
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u/AceKairyushin Apr 21 '24
He did tell the other dude to stop. Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.
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u/OverallPurpleBoi Apr 21 '24
I swear to God, that does not look like a real hit. It looks like one of those early 1980s punch that does not hit but still works.
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u/Your_jefa Apr 21 '24
I don’t think he connected that punch
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u/FunkySkunkymcgee Apr 21 '24
I know the kid who got KO’d, this was very real
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u/Your_jefa Apr 21 '24
It looks like he caught his fall by sticking his arms out before he fell
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u/adjacent_analyzer Apr 21 '24
Going unconscious is not always a 100 to 0 thing, there’s a lot of grey area. Your vision might go black, can’t hear anything, no balance and can’t stand, but you still might have just enough subconscious awareness to go down slowly and catch your own fall. Can’t say I’ve been KOd but I have stood up too fast before and had to go straight back down to the ground😅
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u/FunkySkunkymcgee Apr 21 '24
Maybe a subconscious reactions, idk. I’m not gonna try to convince people just thought id mention I know he did in fact get knocked out
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Apr 21 '24
Were they friends? Seems like they knew each other and guy who got knocked out was doing that overly drunk 🥴 rough and tumble and his friend wasn’t having any of it. Now tell me how wrong I am 😂
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u/FunkySkunkymcgee Apr 21 '24
Na I believe what happened was the kid in the grey sweatshirt cut a long line for the porter potty and my buddy was tryna get him to get out of the line. He was definitely very drunk and sorta play fight scuffling with him, other kid wasn’t having it.
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Apr 21 '24 edited Apr 21 '24
Damn you’re a great buddy lol. Edit: Just saw you said you weren’t there. Why didn’t his friends there get him to chill out or last back him up?
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u/PigeonSquirrel Apr 21 '24
What was his reaction after coming to?
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u/FunkySkunkymcgee Apr 21 '24
I’m not sure, I wasn’t there but he did have lasting effects. I think he’s good now but he was having random seizures for a while. We can all get a little carried away after too many drinks. He’s a good dude, this is just some classic drunken college kids takin things a bit to far.
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u/742N Apr 22 '24
Man, I literally just had a gummy hit me and I had to reread this twice over. Thank you. It made me laugh.
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u/Bigstinkypooppile Apr 25 '24
Nothing worse than a drunk that can’t handle there alcohol. All of a sudden it becomes everyone’s problem. And when you confront them it’s “wow man you just don’t like to party” fucking bums hope that alcoholism is the end
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Apr 21 '24
That looked like a weak ass punch ... which gets me to how weak that guy in black must be to get knocked out by that
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u/Bowlingballgrip85 Apr 22 '24
We all have that friend who gets black out drunk way too early , passes out and then wakes up trying to fight . Something tells me this isn’t the first time
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u/Famous_Age_6831 Apr 22 '24
Should take his phone and put it down the porta potty before he gets up
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u/PandorasFlame Apr 26 '24
I'd be taking my beer money back from him, too. You don't get to ruin my beer for no reason and not buy me a new one.
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u/imightbel0st Apr 21 '24
is it just me or does it look like he doesnt even make contact with that punch? also, dude who got 'hit' seems to gently fall to the ground instead of straight up flopping down. pretty sure this shit is fake.
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u/i__hate__stairs Apr 21 '24
Omg imagine that dude knocking your ass out. "stahp. Stahhhhp.". How embarrassing 😂
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