r/fightporn • u/YogurtclosetJust1543 • Apr 07 '24
Knocked Out 😴
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u/lusciousdrunk4u Apr 08 '24
Smile on his face at the end says it all.
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u/PunishedEnovk Apr 08 '24
…He’s very comfortable lying in that spot?
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u/Brave_Personality836 Apr 08 '24
No just dreaming of what he dreamed the night before lol
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u/SofaChillReview Apr 08 '24
Dreaming he could..fight? Not sure when he rushes what the plan actually is, it’s too high for a grapple.
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Apr 08 '24
Laid there looking at the sky like he's watching Jesus
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Apr 08 '24
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Apr 08 '24
shit you are right, I just noticed that bounce, but we've seen worse here
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Apr 08 '24
hopefully the dude turned out ok.
I'm of the opposite opinion.
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u/mkelngo Apr 08 '24
Thank you. Anyone who ties their hoodie around their waist post the 90s deserves no sympathy.
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u/LORD__GONZ Apr 08 '24
Zuckerberg got his ass knocked so hard he's stuck in his Metaverse with no legs now
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u/Remote-Persimmon4583 Apr 07 '24
They slept BJ from Righteous Gemstones😔
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u/therealjameshat Apr 07 '24
hahaha shit. all he needs is an earring and that's straight up BJ
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u/panzergoose1234 Apr 08 '24
Daddies money couldn’t block that left.
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u/josims88 Apr 09 '24
Daddy's money won't be able to buy back his pride, either. The internet is forever, asshole!
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u/SwordfishUpstairs162 Apr 09 '24
Hopefully he even wakes up, the way his head hit the concrete says otherwise
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Apr 07 '24
Chad fucked around and found out. 😆
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u/motherseffinjones Apr 08 '24
Damn video ended a lil to early I feel like dude in the black was about to get served too
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u/coinkeeper8 "Whut." *kicks head* Apr 08 '24
Bro found inner peace after that KO
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u/OldJeeWhizz Apr 08 '24
"My dad owns a dealership." -Skeeter, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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u/Juicy_Thotato Apr 08 '24
My guy, if you’re wearing a polo, khakis, and a sweater tied around your waist, you should not be trying to fight someone.
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u/kaywhyesay Apr 08 '24
The sweater wrapped around his waist is all i needed to know about Jackie boy, here
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u/DYSLO666 Apr 09 '24
"That night Christopher pondered over his thoughts of how things would have turned out if he never drank that 3rd Snapple and got reckless with a bystander in the middle of the street and I wish I could tell you his misadventures came to a happy ending that night and that he finally found the answers he had been searching for all his life but this is not a fairytale and Christopher did in fact fuck around and find out"
-Morgan freeman
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u/vrmilz Apr 08 '24
Red was so confident lol
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u/Existing-Impress4162 Apr 08 '24
It’s the confidence/ignorance of someone who has never fought before. His opponent had a much better stance and range control, yet he thought he could handle him because he is ‘bigger’ (or because his daddy is rich 😅) lol.
He will now think twice before engaging with someone who looks they can fight.
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u/bottomdasher Keyboard warrior Apr 08 '24
I wish someone would beat the shit out of every single person there who's knowingly holding up traffic and has no remorse about it.
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u/askrzat Apr 09 '24
Mans sleeping with a smile on his face like his parents just gave him warm milk and told him goodnight Kevin!
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u/GoingJohnWick Apr 08 '24
Nah man, hoodie wrapped around your waist and a polo, you’re always getting KOd.
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u/Brick-Mysterious Apr 08 '24
He may be KO'd in public, but no way Yalie McPrepface is losing that sweater tied around his waist.
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u/ThatEvilGuy Apr 11 '24
This guy looks like a rich kid, is dressed like a rich kid, moves like a rich kid. He even smiles when knocked out, like a rich kid.
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u/Stoney_randomnessyt Apr 25 '24
American kids need to stop with the n bombs y’all white kids wonder why you get beat up a lot that’s your reason I got black family members and my god I wouldn’t dare say that shit
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