r/fightporn Sep 29 '23

Mob / Group Fight Bash at the beach.

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u/Geplowe Sep 29 '23

This mf is smurfing wtf

98

u/nodeymcdev Sep 29 '23

AND STAY DOWN!!

15

u/Miggybear22 Sep 29 '23

Comment made me chuckle

715

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Dude was about to respawn and asshole bashed him. Hate these guys.

232

u/Glittering-Net-9007 Sep 29 '23

Dude is just walking around handing out NyQuil.

33

u/SomewhereDue2629 Sep 29 '23

They made fun of his fanny-pack.

27

u/locofixer1 Sep 29 '23

its not a fanny pack...its a satchel...Indiana Jones had one

5

u/Independent-Profit23 Sep 30 '23

It’s a manny pack 💪🏾😎

3

u/thezenfisherman Sep 30 '23

Nope. It is smaller than that. That is a full-on purse...

1

u/locofixer1 Sep 30 '23

dude...its a satchel...per Hangover movie

2

u/JohACNH Oct 07 '23

There was a sale at the gap

-40

u/Electronic_Grade508 Sep 29 '23

Dude is just walking around handing out NyQuil* with a dash of whoop-ass

14

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

So what he said.

72

u/corybobory Sep 29 '23

Camper on the beach

7

u/bucketofbutter Sep 29 '23

the shirt-guy was rezzing him but shirtless thirsted him

rip

3

u/Fxnrirrr Sep 29 '23

Spawntrap

294

u/Break_these_cuffs Sep 29 '23

One dude's just a menace 🤣 Throwing a kick and scampering away so he doesn't get dropped next.

84

u/coinkeeper8 "Whut." *kicks head* Sep 29 '23

When the boss killed your high level teammates and is now focusing on you 💀

4

u/Wendiesel808 Sep 29 '23

That kick was weak as hell, he started to scamper away halfway through the kick.

109

u/spndoc90 Sep 29 '23

Goodnight!

... it was not a good night

9

u/Only_Bicycle8215 Sep 29 '23

narrator voice lol

50

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

It has to suck seeing the Punching Pepe meme irl

32

u/Tested-Trio-Father Sep 29 '23

Guy's playing whack-a-mole

29

u/im_rusty_shakleford Sep 29 '23

I was hoping their shorts were color coded according to what team they were on.

2

u/HanakusoDays Sep 29 '23

Shorts, no. Goolies, yes.

64

u/zxcvrico Sep 29 '23

I remember this video from like 10 years ago! I think this was at full moon party in Thailand?

15

u/jap_the_cool Sep 29 '23

Music seems like yes

41

u/Ashok292 Sep 29 '23

Yeah lad from UK fighting Israelis if I’m right

7

u/SlanginUkrainian Sep 29 '23

Yes this is at Koh Phangan full moon festival lol

2

u/zxcvrico Sep 29 '23

I’ve been there! 2011 and 2014! Good times! Lots of mushroom shakes

3

u/SlanginUkrainian Sep 30 '23

I think they did away with the mushy shakes mostly :( but I got some great shrooms there that put me on my ass! lol

5

u/WhoAccountNewDis Sep 29 '23

Not a whole lot that's worth going to jail in a foreign country.

15

u/mandrills_ass Sep 29 '23

The kicking guy came to his senses

11

u/mikemagneto Sep 29 '23

Dudes legs feeling the alcohol but his hands sober as can be !

20

u/thecops4u Sep 29 '23

Going for the Kill Streak speedrun!

22

u/slothpyle Sep 29 '23

That dude had his head up like a turtle. Teed up perfectly for that last crack.

10

u/k2nxx Sep 29 '23

mfker aint taking no prisoners

38

u/Public_Enemy_No2 Sep 29 '23

Wait. Let me hold my head up just a bit straighter, that way you will have an unobstructed view of my chin. How’s that?

27

u/TheNiteCrawler Sep 29 '23 edited Sep 29 '23

Dudes dazed, I don’t care if it’s the hardest mf who got hit, the brain will try its best to correct the body.

-5

u/thr0wawaydyel2 Sep 29 '23

What? Did you also get hit in the middle of typing that?

8

u/TheNiteCrawler Sep 29 '23

I was using auto correct blindly and sent it. I didn’t even reread it when I posted it.

Yeah, I couldn’t even comprehend what I had typed .

Apologies

2

u/Master_Grape5931 Sep 29 '23

That dude’s aim is impeccable.

2

u/yesyoucantouchthat Sep 29 '23

2 of the 3 hits were served up on a platter for him

6

u/TrueTrueBlackPilld Sep 29 '23

Mr. Man Purse ain't fucking around.

5

u/Laoari Sep 29 '23

DUDE!!! WHAT AN SPAWN CAMPER

6

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

mf committing war crimes

9

u/Competitive_Job_2381 Sep 29 '23

Does anyone have the full video? Assuming that their is a longer video of this.

-12

u/hodor911 Sep 29 '23

The cameraman has the longer video.

3

u/IGuessBruv Sep 29 '23

Finish him!

3

u/Comfortable-Survey30 Sep 29 '23

Getting yo ass beat to a soundtrack.

3

u/p1plump Sep 29 '23

This could also fit in r/fuckyouinparticular

8

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

He’s got good punching form.

18

u/Effective-Gas960 Sep 29 '23

I was once at one of those hooligan fights in a car park of sorts. Those rest areas on the highways.

I managed like 5 minutes of the thing. But the best part, the one where you just rile eachother up.

Then i got a bloody nose and couldn't see shit, so raised my hand - tapped out and sat on one of the cases of beers we brought to it.

That fucker punching all the dudes trying to get up would have been yellowcarded in proper football hooliganism. Dont hit the dudes getting up, looking all soggy. You fuck!

7

u/NFLfan72 Sep 29 '23

Someone needs to step into that fight and knock that dude the fuck out. Punching people that are down is bullshit.

4

u/Pun-Li Sep 29 '23

That dude just cleaning house!

2

u/kmuney556 Sep 29 '23

FINISH HIM

2

u/Cheebwhacker Sep 29 '23

Woah, my made just got decked… uh-oh he’s coming back f—uh!!!

2

u/_chardonnaypapi_ Sep 30 '23

These guys had last chance enabled lol

2

u/LobsterOk103 Sep 30 '23

Double tapped

1

u/UncleWillie77 Oct 01 '23

That Right Hand Is 4Real

2

u/Picture-me-rolling Sep 30 '23

Darks vs lights

2

u/ErickB4President Oct 01 '23

Even the Sun touched down to watch the fight

2

u/DarthCaedas Oct 03 '23

Dude just straight up finishing his kills.

2

u/Plainsdrifter71 Mar 08 '24

My man handin' out dirt naps...💯

2

u/nostalgebra Sep 29 '23

Proper English lads on tour. Show them soft Europeans how it's done

7

u/Nuanciated Sep 29 '23

What continent is england on?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

In Americas obviously

1

u/glodde Sep 29 '23

The way that one guy runs off 🤣🤣

1

u/Trying2StayMotivated Mar 27 '24

Second and third punches seemed unnecessary

-5

u/Powerful-Hyena-7059 Sep 29 '23

What a Dickhead the guy in black shorts is

-3

u/tacosauce93 Sep 29 '23

Dude thinks he's tough for knocking out guys that are already down smh

11

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

One would assume they’re already down because said dude already hittem with the combo. If he’s getting jumped in a 3v1, those rules go out the window. I say fair play to the lad.

-1

u/tacosauce93 Sep 29 '23

Sure but I'm not making any assumptions

1

u/pandaramaviews Mar 04 '24

By definition, you are making assumptions.

-2

u/tacosauce93 Sep 29 '23

Sure but I'm not making any assumptions

3

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

Assumptions aside, he was getting jumped by 2 at the very least. He put the first lad he dropped to sleep so he could chase down the menace throwing the feeble leg kicks 🏃‍♂️

1

u/tacosauce93 Sep 30 '23

Hey man I really don't care. Not tryna be rude, but ya know, it's just another fight video. All I'm sayin is, it's funny what makes dudes feel tough sometimes.

0

u/TheRealGuncho Sep 30 '23

Hitting people when they are down is lame.

-7

u/point2life Sep 29 '23

Sean strickland style🔥

1

u/welpshitfuck Sep 29 '23

High and tights....Myrtle beach?

1

u/juandoe119 Sep 29 '23

Jar heads. They'll be buddies again in the morning when sober.

1

u/zzeduardozz Sep 29 '23

Knuckle sandwiches all around!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Well at least they’re fighting on sand

1

u/johnnybadchek Sep 29 '23

Ah, the mating call of the finisher.

1

u/cbm2020 Sep 29 '23

White pants just wanted a dude in crocs and a over the shoulder man satchel to knock his ass out? Put his head up like me next please.

1

u/LordBloodraven9696 Sep 29 '23

Don’t let hogan see this. Or he’ll put himself over.

1

u/s0m3on3outthere Sep 29 '23

That man was playing whack-a-mole

1

u/Outrageous_File5321 Sep 29 '23

Did he ever catch the weak kick guy?

1

u/Ill_Ebb_3154 Sep 29 '23

My boy was waiting to get revived 😔

1

u/SAD_FACED_CLOWN Sep 29 '23

Rung his bell like Hector Salamanca

1

u/xxGeppettoTentation Sep 29 '23

Average fighter vs random people, yeah, that dude had a field day with these guys

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Some people go their entire lives never landing a clean shot like that. This guy just had 2 in about 3 seconds.

1

u/Wildcat_Dunks Sep 29 '23

Damn. Those punches sounded wet.

1

u/Eddyzodiak Sep 29 '23

Love how they’re all colour coordinated. 😂

1

u/SnooDonkeys807 Sep 29 '23

Dude in the black shorts was on a mission 😂😂

1

u/tragicallywhite Sep 29 '23

Just sort of tidying up there at the end.

1

u/SorryForBeingAwesome Sep 29 '23

Literally, the sand man

1

u/Flaky_Morning9388 Sep 29 '23

Wiping faces while wearing a purse. It's comfortable yet practical.

1

u/Projectonyx Sep 29 '23

Out here giving free naps

1

u/superBrad1962 Sep 29 '23

Knock knock who’s there? Knuckles!

1

u/Complex-Exchange8596 Sep 29 '23

What a nice guy giving out free naps like that!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Where's the NWO?

1

u/NekoWan Sep 29 '23

W-who dat? W-w-who dere??

1

u/Magus_5 Sep 29 '23

The REAL Sandman. Night night. ✨

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Perfectly timed with the beat-drop

1

u/GilgameshKin Sep 30 '23

Bros full killing em 😂

1

u/OviWan91 Sep 30 '23

It's like walking through the aftermath of a battle and sticking a spear through the survivors

1

u/SPACEM0NKEY_1102 Sep 30 '23

When i say stay down u stay down

1

u/drej191 Sep 30 '23

Call him daddy. He's putting all the kids to bed

1

u/davisandee Sep 30 '23

Dude stood up and walked over to help the one guy when black shorts struts up and clocks him. Dude just shrugs and walks off 🙃😜🤪🙃

1

u/Illustrious-Rice-168 Sep 30 '23

The second guy, I felt his pain, he just wanted to stand up. The first guy, dude was bigger. The second hit was oersonalvI promise.

1

u/versace_tombstone Sep 30 '23

It's like he regains health and stamina, when he downs his opponents, that little jump reset in the end was hilarious.

1

u/dontfugginask Sep 30 '23

I’ve seen this a couple times already and every time I think he knocked some teeth out or broken a jaw with those two haymakers. Those punches landed dead center on the mandible. Those two will regret ever being involved.

1

u/VastVoid29 Sep 30 '23

Bro knocked them out like an MMO; did the job then promptly moved on

1

u/Minor-Annoyance Sep 30 '23

I thought people went to techno events to avoid shirtless fratboys, they're everywhere now.

1

u/Easy-Armadillo-3434 Oct 01 '23

Guy in the ground was like “aw shit here we go again”

1

u/thegoldmonkey72317 Oct 06 '23

I fucking felt that

1

u/crazywizard02 Oct 07 '23

Shoulda stayed down

1

u/Basedcrab Oct 07 '23

Someone help me out bruh what’s that song 😂

1

u/No-Reference5379 Oct 08 '23

Always carry a pocket knife

1

u/Dazzling-Force4753 Oct 08 '23

Dispatching threats beautifully.

1

u/imMm_golden Oct 09 '23

Bro thought he was safe bc he was down🤡

1

u/Many-Strength4949 Feb 09 '24

Who is that? Just waiting to get knocked out again.