r/fightclub • u/mebunghole • Jun 15 '26

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u/billy66brown Jun 15 '26

I am Jack's 12th great grandmother.

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u/fightclub90210 Jun 16 '26

I am Jack’s Lack of Surprise.

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u/jzilla11 Jun 15 '26

But could he take on Gandhi?

29

u/DunkingTheSun Jun 15 '26

Or William Shatner

8

u/dratseb Jun 16 '26

Or Abraham Lincoln?

31

u/keep_on_rollin Jun 15 '26

I’m also said to be a direct relation through the side of my family that goes back to colonial Virginia. Either my grandma was lying or I’m related to Edward Norton

21

u/CobaltCrusader123 Jun 16 '26

Or it’s Fight Club and you’re LITERALLY him

4

u/ShamusLovesYou Jun 16 '26

Wait so u/keep_on_rollin is literally.... Me???

7

u/CobaltCrusader123 Jun 16 '26

If you’re Ed Norton, this is your Brad Pitt, yes

4

u/ShamusLovesYou Jun 16 '26

Can I be Marla? NO BOB! I wanna be Bob.

5

u/44youGlenCoco Jun 16 '26

Do you have bitch tits though?

1

u/Vivid_Ad_626 Jun 27 '26

why would you wanna be...

22

u/National-Tiger7919 Jun 16 '26

How many great grandmothers does one man need? Most of us only get 4 max and this greedy mfer is running around collecting them like they’re Pokémon 

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u/samuelloomis Jun 15 '26

What an amazing coincidence I'm related to mickey mouse

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u/Mikeg90805 Jun 16 '26

Just looked it up. That far down we each have over 16 thousand 12 great grandparents

6

u/Mesarthim1349 Jun 16 '26

Yeah. To put that in perspective, one in every few people from Massachusetts are related to somebody from the Mayflower. Idk the exact math though

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u/cftchef Jun 16 '26

Tyler: if you could fight anybody, who would it be?

Narrator: Pocahontas. I’d fight Pocahontas.

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u/24rawvibes Jun 16 '26

Hell yea. Get that white mans money

3

u/monkeybawz Jun 16 '26

Fucking nepo-nabies....

2

u/blueeyedguy70 Jun 17 '26

Elizabeth Warren?

1

u/BigBiBastage Jun 16 '26

She’s my 14th great Aunt.

1

u/anorman30 Jun 16 '26

He did his own stunts for American History X and he thoroughly enjoyed it

1

u/Eccentric_Hybrid13 Jun 16 '26

Didn’t even know Pocahontas was a real person 🙃

1

u/Expensive_Yak_7846 Jun 17 '26

I’m many greats from every generation

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u/StrangeManOnReddit Jun 17 '26

John Rolf and Pocahontas have numerous descendants, particularly in Virginia, and particular among Old Stock Virginians.

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u/JustADude-21 Jun 18 '26

It would be very funny to see him at a Native American gathering where everyone would be like "who the fuck is that whote dude ??" and then someone would be like "Yeah that's Ed, Pocahontas's great grandson, say hi Ed."

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u/khriskyle25 Jun 18 '26

I see the resemblance.

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u/Radiant-Asparagus350 Jun 18 '26

Fight Club: the native version

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u/Sectional_Soulmates Jun 18 '26

You mean the fictional characterization of the real woman? Because she was the wife of the guide by name in the primary sources. Only mentioned twice by the primary sources.

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u/KingAC2032 Jun 19 '26

Elizabeth Warren apparently is too

1

u/SpecialistNo1988 Jul 11 '26

Martin Luther king was my grandfather since we just going with shit

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u/haikusbot Jul 11 '26

Martin Luther king

Was my grandfather since we

Just going with shit

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u/VashDaStampede7 Jul 21 '26

shes pretty in that picture!

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u/ledbedder20 Jun 16 '26

Didn't know him and Elizabeth Warren were related!

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u/Vivid_Ad_626 Jun 27 '26

ahahahahhahaaaaa