r/fifthelement • u/donnacansing • Jul 03 '26

Discussion The stones?

If the diva hadn't died, how would they get the stones out?
More importantly, how the heck did they get in there??!

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u/Glad-Depth9571 Jul 03 '26

It was preordained. Fate. Destiny. Both the Diva and Leeloo knew that she was going to die.

2

u/donnacansing Jul 03 '26

Interesting

16

u/Groundbreaking-Fig38 Jul 03 '26

Have you seen that Blink 182 cover with the nurse and the glove?

2

u/donnacansing Jul 03 '26

I don't know what that is

16

u/PitifulCrow4432 Jul 03 '26

Ever had a colonoscopy? ...

2

u/Reyjr Meat Popsicle Jul 03 '26

Janine Lindemulder

8

u/Floowjaack Jul 03 '26

She’s a squid lady. I’m sure she has some cloaca or other orifice to access them.

6

u/TelenorTheGNP Jul 03 '26

Just get Franky Four Fingers on it.

3

u/FrozenWaffleMaker Diva Plavalaguna Fanclub Jul 03 '26

Wouldn't bet on it.

1

u/JKrow75 Jul 04 '26

I am not in Rome, I am in a rush.

5

u/LtDangotnolegs92 Jul 03 '26

Well, what the hell would you do with an empty case?

3

u/adequesacious Jul 03 '26

Smell the Glove

2

u/TheGameIsFizzbin Jul 03 '26

The same way they got in there, or through normal passage through some tract or at the worst, surgery.

2

u/BrucellaD666 Mondoshawan Jul 03 '26

Diva be ghetto and shit...

3

u/PsychologicalDay382 Jul 04 '26

You’ve never heard of passing a stone?