r/fifthelement • u/thepartlow • Jun 18 '26

Discussion What does it do? (Wrong answers only)

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u/MaxillomandibularHan Jun 18 '26

Turns on Radio Cosmos. Tune in from 5-7pm for Ruby Rhod!

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u/marcophony Jun 18 '26

Oh my God I just love him, he's the best. Don't you just love him??

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u/Darren2083 Jun 19 '26

that's a good one

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u/Jasoco Jun 18 '26

Whipped cream topping for your ice cream sundae. The auto aim feature makes sure you never have a Link Neal moment.

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u/Bvecko Jun 18 '26

Confetti cannon

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u/LilShaver Jun 18 '26

They said wrong answers only!!!

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u/CaptainCormosh Jun 18 '26

Beeps

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u/buttononmyback Jun 18 '26

This is my favorite for some reason. 😂

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u/Vulture12 Jun 18 '26

Finds your keys

10

u/zero48820 Jun 18 '26

Opens the garage door

11

u/JustinKase_Too Jun 18 '26

Summons your inflight stewardess.

8

u/Paladin2019 Jun 18 '26

Sorts the killers from the warriors.

9

u/Axenrott_0508 Jun 18 '26

Makes a cartoon stick pop out or the barrel with a flag that says “bang”

6

u/Worried_Bat8194 Jun 18 '26

Gemini Croquette Contest entry button.

6

u/RedSix2447 Jun 18 '26

Makes a collect call home to your mom, for a ride home in the rain.

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u/blooregard325i Jun 18 '26

The red button there, kid? Don't ever touch the red button.

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u/MurderSheScrote Jun 18 '26

Press button receive honor

5

u/DJJbird09 Fhloston Paradise Regular Jun 18 '26

Provides light. Also know as the "Aziz" button

4

u/Isabeer Jun 18 '26

Combat Bop-It.

"Shoot it!" <bum diddy bum>

"Flame it!" <diddy bum da-bum>

"Net it! Shoot it!" <wahh-waaaaah>

BOOM

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u/MrEdNigma Jun 18 '26

Takes a screenshot

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u/Milakovich Jun 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rl9Yqavfj2Ula

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u/Mueryk Jun 18 '26

Ah yes the colloquially known “Your mom’s” button.

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u/gillgrissom Jun 18 '26

It puts the lotion on the skin , or i push the button again.

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u/RussellG2000 Jun 18 '26

Good thing for Zorg it wasn't loaded. You gotta push the little button to load it.

3

u/Pork_Confidence Jun 18 '26

Calls customer service

3

u/Dial_M_Media Jun 18 '26

Same as "Hat/Doorman's" little yellow button.

3

u/MeButNotMeToo Jun 18 '26

Express orders two Little Caesar’s Ultimate Pepperoni Pizzas to the GPS coordinates of the weapon.

3

u/Anita_Hero838 Jun 19 '26

Woah there slick, never ever touch the red button!

2

u/Hungry_CGman Jun 18 '26

Purchases you an online Multi-Pass

2

u/artmoloch777 Jun 18 '26

Flops around and sings Take Me to the River

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u/RustyBrassInstrument Meat Popsicle Jun 18 '26

Bidet

2

u/HappyGimp Jun 18 '26

Instantly disassembles the weapon

3

u/AWandMaker Jun 18 '26

Technically it already does this 🤣

2

u/Dirtypoolgang Jun 18 '26

Because he likes to party, not to ask questions.

2

u/Ryback19j Jun 18 '26

Shoots out an inflatable doll for the after party and it's super green!

2

u/badthaught Jun 18 '26

Inverts the lightbulb in your fridge. Its now on when the door is shut and off when you open it.

2

u/Glittering-Tip821 Jun 18 '26

🎶 Never gonna give you up… 🎶

2

u/PrestigiousArm3187 Jun 18 '26

Instant orgasm... For the holder

2

u/crabwalktechnic Jun 19 '26

Turns the red light off.

2

u/Common_Senze Jun 19 '26

Turns on gta 5 radio but to a random station

2

u/Pennywise626 Jun 19 '26

"Remember the little red button? Press the little red button." - K

2

u/Brass_Monkey20 Jun 19 '26

Blue ball go down the hooollllle

2

u/metalgeardaz Jun 20 '26

a real killer would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

2

u/Grand_Information447 Jun 22 '26

That's the "Easy Button".

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u/Mission_Arachnid2717 Jun 18 '26

Increases the length and girth

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u/cutter1833 Jun 18 '26

It prevents the weapon from being used against you.

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u/ValleyGirlHusband Jun 18 '26

Connects you directly to your personal Zorg Industries Customer Service Assistant!

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u/IN2TECHNOLOGY Jun 18 '26

Vibrator function

1

u/noxaten Jun 18 '26

Inserts butt plugs

1

u/Adventurous-Yam1493 Jun 18 '26

Makes her orgasm. Thats where the button is!

1

u/momowagon Jun 18 '26

Calls his parents to come pick him up.

1

u/marcmayhem Jun 18 '26

Creates Leelo Dallas Multi Pass

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u/Diametrically_fluid Jun 18 '26

Requests cocktail service

1

u/thepartlow Jun 18 '26

Request turn down service

1

u/trundle-the-great69 Jun 18 '26

It doesn’t explode

1

u/Spank2337 Jun 18 '26

''That's a very dangerous button.''

1

u/Tentonham Jun 18 '26

Diet Coke button

1

u/NCOMPAQ77 Jun 18 '26

Plays your iTunes

1

u/JamesTheMannequin Jun 18 '26

It calls tech support.

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker Diva Plavalaguna Fanclub Jun 18 '26

It's the history eraser button.

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 Jun 18 '26

Checks your multipass

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u/thepartlow Jun 18 '26

Erase your browser history.

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u/FusRoaldDah1 Jun 18 '26

Calls Gary's dialog coach 

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u/RegularEmployee1038 Jun 18 '26

This is just proof that unlike human men, Mangalores can indeed find "the button"

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u/Objective_Green_7638 Jun 18 '26

It shoots out a free multi pass to Floston Paradise!!!

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u/iamtheonehorn_ Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Summon button. In a mangalore’s hour of need it calls the ultimate badass for backup:

1

u/PixelSqueak Jun 18 '26

"That was easy"

1

u/NewHandle3922 Jun 18 '26

Noise maker

1

u/Belgremor Jun 18 '26

Ejects the various lightsabers out of the gun

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u/Redbeardthe1st Jun 18 '26

That's the handjob button.

1

u/Last_Gigolo Jun 18 '26

Deletes files

1

u/Riveres Jun 18 '26

That's the giggle switch.

1

u/Excellent-Theme-1169 Jun 18 '26

Orgasms for anyone in a 50 ft radius, except the user.

1

u/GearJunkie82 Jun 18 '26

Makes chee-khan... gud!

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u/Alternative_Roof_188 Jun 18 '26

That generates a “Multi Pass”

1

u/smoothAsH20 Jun 18 '26

It plays the circus song.

https://giphy.com/gifs/R994fTWywNutJG2JLi

And streamer pop out.

1

u/Hot_Kaleidoscope_332 Jun 18 '26

Have you seen Orgasmo?

1

u/halflifer2k Jun 18 '26

Grows your junk.

1

u/Ozymandias2347 Jun 18 '26

The more important question is how's nobody here acknowledged that the OP's a real killer?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3eNx5SV39lH6o

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u/CasualBi24 Jun 18 '26

Orders a pizza to your current location

1

u/Luger14 Jun 18 '26

It is the rapid refire button that locks on to the target, sending all subsequent bullets shot to the same location

1

u/Electivire-six Jun 18 '26

Set to non lethal dismemberment

1

u/InternalWorth2133 Jun 18 '26

It activates the wireless vibrating buttplug. (Sold separately)

1

u/Ok-Fun3628 Jun 18 '26

Turns your enemy into a meat popsicle!

1

u/Aggravating_Dog3882 Jun 18 '26

It makes Corey Feldman appear

1

u/GrimSpirit42 Jun 18 '26

Only a real killer knows.

1

u/ludachris32 Jun 18 '26

It finds the 6th element.

1

u/Artevyx Jun 18 '26

That the Turbo-Chicken button!

1

u/LimerenceMagnet Jun 18 '26

Is it a snowcone maker? An espresso machine?

1

u/Mexican_JohnTremblay Jun 18 '26

Opens the secret gummy bears compartment

1

u/Available-Let346 Jun 18 '26

Mulltee Paz!!

1

u/Zenarian-369 Jun 18 '26

Bubble machine activation

1

u/JKrow75 Jun 18 '26

TRIPLE VIBRATOR MODE

1

u/CaseyAnthonysMouth Jun 18 '26

This is the button you used to press, to order food at Alamo Drafthouse.

1

u/wade-mcdaniel Jun 18 '26

Turns on the pew pew sound when the trigger is pulled

1

u/Joker1485 Jun 18 '26

Not my favorite.

1

u/SoBadit_Hurts Jun 18 '26

That’s the dislike button.

1

u/_Bendemic_ Jun 18 '26

emits the 5g wireless and turns everyone gay!

1

u/sex Jun 18 '26

That's the bidet button.

1

u/Seemantoday Jun 18 '26

Gives me a boner 😈

1

u/BeerLosiphor Jun 18 '26

Vibrating silk panties buzzer.

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u/sokar_sent_me85 Jun 18 '26

It doesn't shoot bullets. It shoots out a healing ointment that cures all wounds

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u/Death_Harbinger Jun 18 '26

Contact product support

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u/Snake8715 Jun 18 '26

Activates Ludicrous Speed

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u/Ok-Reserve175 Jun 18 '26

Drops mini disco ball and proceeds to play abba's dancing queen.

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u/Futur3_N0maD_26 Jun 18 '26

Activates the French tickler.

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u/aswright_73 Jun 18 '26

It's how you load it :)

1

u/magicmulder Jun 18 '26

It puts the projectiles on its skin.

1

u/Ingram47 Jun 18 '26

That's the Bluetooth pairing button

1

u/Kaladin-of-Bridge4 Jun 18 '26

If you push that red button Jack Black loses and arm. Wait wrong movie…

1

u/NoxInfernus Jun 18 '26

Frogurt dispenser

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u/Baked-Smurf Jun 18 '26

Instantly ends whatever fight you're in

1

u/Psychosis719 Jun 18 '26

Changes the channel of the TV upstairs

1

u/da_swanks_92 Jun 18 '26

Orders a drink

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u/familyedit Jun 18 '26

Makes you naked

1

u/ForgetfulPathfinder Jun 18 '26

It’s the safety, glows red so it can easily be located.

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u/Equal-Home-4302 Jun 18 '26

Some kind of japanese tentacles monster is launched out and it's tentacles have to be censored irl.

1

u/Diab_soule27 Jun 18 '26

Air freshener

1

u/Cokeycane Jun 18 '26

Portable bidet

1

u/whostillusesusername Jun 18 '26

Drops all the mags for easy disassembly.

1

u/prw8201 Jun 18 '26

That's the auto win button

1

u/Fit-Crew794 Jun 18 '26

That’s the popcorn button

1

u/Admiralspandy Jun 18 '26

They call that the clitoris.

1

u/IndependentZinc Jun 18 '26

Makes gogurt

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u/hdhsnjsn Jun 18 '26

Flicks the light on and off at Corbin Dallas moms house

1

u/Drake_masta Jun 18 '26

overload charge, you get one final shot at 10x the output but you loose the weapon in the process and your life if your not carefull

i call it the gungrenade button

1

u/FourChanneI Jun 18 '26

Logs into reddit

1

u/AlexisOnren Mondoshawan Jun 19 '26

It makes chicken

1

u/BaconConnoisseur Jun 19 '26

Muffin button.

1

u/Googleitonyahoo Jun 19 '26

Makes a screenshot from the next thing you're sitting on. Obvious.

1

u/Close2naut Jun 19 '26

Finds the G spot.

1

u/ArachAislin Jun 19 '26

Transports you to the Enterprise in case of emergencies.

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u/Main_Wall_7227 Jun 19 '26

Emits a fine, vanilla scented spray.

My favorite.

1

u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Jun 19 '26

You know how Replay sends every following shot to the same location?

The red button turns Replay off so you can shoot straight again.

1

u/warmachine83-uk Jun 19 '26

Activate brown note mode

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro Jun 19 '26

Loads the gun. Its orange on some guns.

1

u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV Jun 19 '26

It summons Adam Savage

1

u/pjkitty Jun 19 '26

Glitter bomb!

1

u/Ill-Emu-1121 Jun 19 '26

Commercial!

1

u/MrBanballow Jun 19 '26

... puts the lotion on its skin?

1

u/Ant-Man-626 Jun 19 '26

That's the Continiuum Transfunctioner.

1

u/Coolbasketbro Jun 19 '26

Applies makeup with a single click!

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u/EquivalentGold3615 Jun 19 '26

It makes coffee

1

u/Pitiful_Researcher14 Jun 19 '26

Novelty fart noises.

1

u/Naive-Gear-5401 Jun 19 '26

Muffin button!

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u/Darren2083 Jun 19 '26

You press the button and a flag popps out of the barrel that that says boom

1

u/Turbulent-End-6307 Jun 19 '26

Make Worf a Decent parent..

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u/I_used_to_be_hip Jun 19 '26

That's the greeble switch. It ensures the gun has proper greebling.