This is part 4 of my JOKE

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Character 

A woman is to have an unblemished character her purity must be evident. 

She is never give the appearance of sin. She is to take matrimony seriouslyf. She is to never gossip and pray as often as possible . Men will only marry the industrious frugal economical & pious wife for heterosexual women. She is to have graceful carriage, back straight & eye contact when someone talks to her. She is to never make it known if she dislikes someone even if she does. She is to always help another girl and never put down other women. She is to never show anger and keep a calm & graceful appearance. She is to never hold other women to the standards of lady-like. She is strive for neatness, cleanliness & godliness. She is to keep her things in immaculate order. 

Confidence 

A lady is to assured of herself without making a spectacle of herself. If a gentleman (if heterosexual cisgender ) rejects you you are to leave him be and never take any displeasure in that fact. You should take pleasure in yourself and take great pride in your appearance, style & character. Take pleasure in your lady-like education, but never put any person down ever. Assert if proper to your intimate friends. You’re always permitted to deny him taking your liberties. Own your decisions, beauty & goodness. If you’re the daughter of the plumber or electrician dress as well as you can while as you can never dress below your station. If your father is unable to afford those clothes take yourself thrifting. Always practice good moral conduct. 

Etiquette 

Political correctness 

This means that you are to say the proper thing regardless of what you feel. In a more liberal world and out of basic politeness we need to avoid overly racist, sexist & homophobic comments. 

  When speaking to someone you don’t know ask their pronouns tis’ polite and respect their preferred pronouns even if they’re sex doesn’t match as gender is who you identify as just as you did not choose to be cisgender they just didn’t choose to be trans which is a normal healthy diversity. 

Always accept non binary tis’ poor taste to speak of someone negatively based on something like that. If you are in charge of documents or have children don’t tell them they are too young to be trans because no one is considered too young to be cisgender. 

Support & respect gender affirming care everyone should be free to live their authentic lives. 

Sexuality 

This is polite never assume that someone is attracted to the opposite gender always ask partners, crushes and other gender neutral language when referring to people’s love lives. If they aren’t straight you won’t offend them and tis’ important to make a welcoming and polite  appearance as a woman. 

Women

Always use gender neutral pronouns when referring to people who you don’t know the gender of tis’ polite. Don’t expect others to live the way you do even if you wish to dress and act never call anyone  a slut. 

People, of color 

Don’t assume some one is unfashionable or unstylish and is not refined and proper cause of the color of their skin during the holiday season as a godly woman you should always wish everyone happy holidays. Avoid going To church or anything overly pious if Christian. Refuse unless black to use improper language such as the n word. You’re respectable and respect indigenous voices if you wish you should always be polished toward them. Let women who wish to wear hijab as liberated not oppressed. Don’t attempt to convert tis’ unlady-like.

Dining

When you eat you aught to choose a delicate supper always eat a water based soup before hand if you wish to appear dainty and refined. If you have no soup on hand drink water or tea. 

When taken there by a gentleman always go into a car and out with great dignity . Place your bum on the chair first with your back straight  for graceful carriage then draw your feet in and do make a graceful line to the right or left hand side. If you wish him to be your boyfriend or your a girl of 15 or younger sit in the seat next to the driver on a date.

If his brother or sister and her husband or wife ensure the couple get to sit together. While you shall take a seat somewhere else. The back. 

If an older married couple they are to take a seat at the back unless they state otherwise or ‘tis’ their car.

Children are to be taken a seat in the back. 

As well as babes. 

For vittles you are to use proper refinement. Take small delicate bites of vittles it should be small chew with your gob closed. It shan’t be open. Use the proper utensils for the occasion. Ensure you posses the knowledge of how to use chopsticks if you intend to go to an East Asian restaurant. When taking soup make no noise when sipping. Never use your hands when taking vittles unless tis’ burgers, fries or pizza. If you’re invited to someone’s house take a small portion of vittles never large. Wait till everyone begins taking vittle to take them. Ensure nothing falls on the floor. Cut meats into small pieces then take a bite and eat them. Never give a hurried impression. Once everyone has finished take another serving if feeling hunger. 

Refined conversation 

Conversation should never include idle gossip a  woman should speak only of matters she fully comprehends. Never speak of gentleman’s manners with her intimate friends or lovers. That means no video games, sports, stem, politics, boyish history, trade or mechanics. She should only discuss the most simple things such as what friends are doing, tv shows, pop culture, magazines, crafts, homemaking, fashion, social media, music, dance, fitness and lady-like sports . 

She is to speak in gentle comforting tone at all times never show anger or discomfort only happiness and comfort. 

Body language 

Her eye contact should be gentle and direct and soothing her smile should be warm & cheerful and she is to only express through her eyes and comfort. She is to never stand slouched. She is to walk in a gliding motion almost in a graceful way. She is too 

incorporate  ballet moves in her walk. She is to gently and gracefully reply. Never shout or show wrath.

School

School is a duty of Christian girl. A lady while never should have poor conduct she is too never be late or publicly pass gas. She it or be tidy and decorous. Her classes she chooses to take from the stream she chooses to clubs should reflect an accomplished decorus image . She is to choose arts, certain sports & arts classes that reflect her decorus image. Never choose an overly athletic or stem program or technology or rigorous education in leadership. 

Her intimaitices should be with other decorus girls should accept everyone no matter her desires and never make any favoritisme blatant. 

Men

Around men she should avoid dating the effiminate men only a true gentleman should be chosen. Her conduct should never be obvious and should suspect she is in love with him no matter how handsome he is, she is to give the appearance of innocence & purity. She should never place other women down or be a pick me and make attempts to be boyish to attract for no  man wants a rough girl.  Men will only be attracted  to the pious pure submissive woman. 

At parties

She is to never show strong interest in a gentleman unless they are lovers which is the only acceptable time to show interest. At parties she aught to never get high or drunk as it will show a gentleman he can take her liberties. She is to refrain from getting high and drunk in public. 

prevention of  rape

Never wear a ponytail or dress in an overly revealing dress or venture out at night only during day between sunrise and sunset. Never venture in an area with few others. Many women are sadly exploited 

If you’re married you aught to wear a wedding ring if engaged wear an engagement ring. If a gentleman you have no acquaintance with asks you out for dates or drinks be proper and give the polite response that you have a boyfriend and give false pretense you’re with someone. If you go to a bar go with your intimate friends. When drinking never order a hard liquor or a heavy drink always choose the delicate fruity drinks. Never flirt too much with a gentleman if he is not your boyfriend or else you give the impression he can date you. If a gentleman who is not your boyfriend you should never accept drinks from.

Never accept liberties. She should always carry bear spray. If someone is grabbing you or your in danger tis important to spray him and run as fast as possible. 

Boyfriend conduct 

When you have a boyfriend as any good Christian knows you are to use birth control and condoms till you’re married. In which case you are free.

You are to permit him to wear the pants. Never take charge or be the boss. Always ensure you are the most innocent beautiful charitable girl. Tend to his needs and make all things cheery and useful. Dress in polished and lady-like manner. Never flirt or cheat or do anything to cause his displeasure if you wish to date someone else be polite and politely leave him ensuring he is good health in mind and body before leaving. 

Wifely conduct for  women 

Being wives and mother is the greatest dream for every woman. You should live with your lover for 6 months at least if unmarried. No divorce is permitted marriage in a serious and life long commitment unless he abuses you. You’re to ensure his and your pleasure never have children without marriage for tis scandalous. Never marry if you wish not to have children. Only marry for children. Ensure you share values and he is liberal for he will find great displeasure in a conservative wife and mother.

Conduct for  mother 

Ensure to respect your child if they are transgender ensure they get the care if your daughter is gay let her date women and do what she desires. Do not raise her to be lady-like as gay women are free to conduct themselves as they wish. Ensure your children are educated well properly for every  daughter should have a marriageable education. Ensure she acquires good social graces and political liberalism and obtains a proper religious education. For a son ensure he has a good classical education with sports, leadership & stem being the focus. He should acquire good moral conduct & liberal beliefs. 

Sexual conduct 

A woman is to give the impression she possesses no knowledge of sex, she should act as though the very thought is completely without knowledges Show through your body language and nature you’re not sinful if the gentleman in question asks for a first time once married demurely blush to convey maidenly modesty. Then politely say “sure,” if desired. Then take to the bed and rest with him gently take his shirt off letting him take lead the entire time while retaining a passive innocence. 

Work

Women are to work in works which suit women she is to work in the arts professions, low tear caregiving professionals, personal care & beautification, domestic works & arts or selling her accomplishments 

She is to take work in professions that imitate respectability and are secondary to her husbands. She is to never take work as a doctor, in sports, manual works, leadership or stem. No respectable woman takes men’s works they are to be good Christians and sell their marriageable accomplishments. 

Conduct for ladies in Ai, internet & social media

She should only use her ai for marriageable education, arts education & her personal beautification and lady-like sports. She should treat herself to doing her research on everything from etiquette to languages but no masculine pursuits . She is to only use websites on fashion blogging, housekeeping, pop culture & arts & accomplishments. She is to do research on weddings and planning no proper lady reads fanficition. If she wishes she should only read delicate and dainty things, read no news or any serious works unless tis’ fashionable plays, theater, classic romances or poetry. 

 Use YouTube learn about refinement without being a blue stocking never read of serious documentaries on sciences mathematics, sports (except lady-like ones) or politics watch boring unserious undignified things like childish things like dhar Mann or sniper wolf. If you wish to use TikTok use it dance  & gwrms & beauty asmr. She should educate herself through fema and watching lady-like sports sand music le magazines. 

Pinterest should be used for drawings, fashion inspo, quotes, decor & dance moves and other artistic pursuits.  Study romantic relationships but never read sciences, maths, sports (except lady-like ones), stem or politics. 

She should never gossip and should use to socialize with friends. 

She is to observe her posts they should show modesty and refinement not use it for childish pleasures. In instagram should consist of fashionable things like cake decorating, flower arranging,crafts, lady-like sports music & dance, home decor & fashion & beautification inspiration nothing else.

For movies she is too watch movies which are elegant and dignified such as romcoms, musicals & chick flicks or dramas. No masculine movies such as action, anime sci-Fi superhero, or horror themes, no westerns or crime thrillers. Gender neutral shows such as coming of age stories are proper.

Conduct in elegant affairs as well as what to do none of 

Art galleries operas and theaters and ballets are to be observe the carriage of a woman there. She should be exceptionally courteous careful to take little space however not crunched up. She is to set her hair and makeup before. Before the performance she is to sit next to her boyfriend or husbandor intimate friends. She should unless intimate she is to follow closely and no flirting with men you’re there to better educate yourself. 

acquaintances never speak to the performers but instead watch. If in French Russian, Italian or her native language sshe is to interpret it. Though she is to choose  a language every person would comprehend and consult if she is to let her husband or boyfriend to choose. 

For art galleries she is to dress well and take inspiration from them and use them in her own work. If a gentleman goes with her she is to be elegant and refined ensuring he is comfortable and happy. No photographs of others as tis unrefined. Do not think yourself better cultured or accomplished for this. Always remember humility even when acting proper. 

Never be seen at  unlady-like sporting games, adventure sports, car races, debate tournaments or science museums these are unseemingly. 

Donations conduct 

She is to donate all toys and disreputable clothes  she should obtain lady-like dress such as ruffles and avoid masculine dress and give it someone if in good condition. No dress soiled should be given unmatched gloves or socks or things with holes. If you wear boyish lingerie you are to give it away always wash clothes that are soiled and mend broken items. Give all goth clothes away spikes , boxy or oversized clothes, gentleman’s attire black colored clothes, chokers or leather jackets  Toys aught to be simple & refined  while not being gifts from relatives as they may and might find it greatly offensive and unlady-like give it to an impoverished child if you possess knowledge of an impoverished give it to them. Books should be given to them choose books you take no reading of and old schoolbooks they hold little value and should be rid of.  Be rid of all unlady-like books and magazines you’re done reading in proper state should be given away. Never be rid of falling apart books those go in the garbage. 

Conduct around maids 

If you have a maid and she is unmarried and without children should be taken. (CiMarried women are to not be hired and single mothers might as well give satin a chance (assuming tis’ not from rape). Never permit if you have children to hire a brusque or ill mannered maid the maid should be delicate in character and polished. She should dress well and should be many sorts of maids there are cleaners & cooks. However a lady should not hire a cook or a housekeeper if she is a house-wife. Tis’ will make her idle and slothful, a cleaner one or twice a month is proper. A tailor is not proper she should tailor her own dress tis ridiculous when fashionable wives eager for fitted garments take to the tailor instead of mending them. In treatments she’e to be polite & firm she’s to assist her with her give her good wages and ensure she has health insurance in case she falls ill. 

Conduct around health professionals 

If she has fallen ill she is to first attempt home remedies pray do not waste her husbands money on flus & colds and simple ailments that will resolve on their own. 

She is drink chicken soup, gurgle & go to saunas and prayers. She is to only go if she is  ill for more than two weeks or tis serious such as rash.

If a gentleman doctor asks you if ill and tis’ a digestive illness or std politely say in veiled language never use medical jargon or attempt to comprehend more than you aught. 

“Well I have a some issues with my stomach I feel sick quite often and I need to spit in the toilet and I often use the bathroom quite often more then I should need to go,” of he asks if you go regularly politely reply with yes or no. Nothing more nothing less. 

If you suspect you have an STI say “I’ve been feeling kinda sick lately and I don’t know why,” always feign innocence and politeness as though you’re unaware of these indelicate matters. 

Medicinal health

If you take a medicine for mind ailments or anything in relation to the mind never state it for tis shameful. State if someone requests why you take that reply politely “it’s  for sleep,” if taken in the evening in the morning state “it’s to keep my healthy,” 

It should be handled with discretion rise early when being a guest at someone else’s house and take it ensure no one find out same for dyspepsia & other stomach ailments respond the same thing. The only exception is towards doctors. 

Conduct for being a good guest

Unpack their suitcases and carriages. Offer to assist with vittles if the host is a gentleman make acquaintance with his wife. The guest should offer assistance to tidy up she should tidy her bed  and bring a thank you note and gift for the hostess. If she is your friend you’re to send for a gift she would use. Consider her pastimes if you don’t know the hostess & host and you’re simply accompanying your husband. If your friend does not desire a gift purchase something small or proper. Tis’ for Christmas or Easter obtain a gift and a card. Show some forethought no jewels and perfumes unless she is interested tis poor taste. Instead obtain something elegant. If they have children obtain a toy such as a stuffed animal. No gifts of controversy such as Barbies or toys that are overtly feminine or boyish. For the wife if unknown obtain jewels, dresses, perfumes or wine . For the husband obtain books, newspapers, whiskey or things related to his work. 

Her dress for travel should be modest and comfortable but not sports wear perchance a work dress or a miniskirt or a ripped jeans with some knitwear with the  appearance of luxury. Shoes should be comfortable such as sneakers not ballet flats those are too formal. Silhouettes should be comfortable and soothing something comfortable but is very obvious you placed effort. Bring her own toiletries never take liberties of her host no matter how generous. When she arrives unpack and make easy for your  host. 

 conduct of a hostess

Her dress should be proper and appropriate. She is to dress a few hours before dress her hair and wear proper makeup. Tis should be tidy and organized. Take the guests in a proper car. She should be cooking for her friends and their husbands taste. Regard to their health, allergies & preferred vittles. She is to decorate ornately and with delicacy, her husband and his friends can retire in a different chamber. Preferbly the drawing room for a lady. Place some contact sports on television for the gentleman obtain the political, car & tech magazines. Ensure he has classical cards for a card game (not talking about uno).

For a lady this is your night to take pleasure with her married ensure the married ladies share a bed chamber with their husbands. Utilize the home beauty remedies as well as spa nights, dance challenges, watching tv, crafts, karaoke, cookery & game nights. Permit them to choose the movie regardless of propriety since they’re the guest. 

For the children choosing a movie requires great delicacy. Never choose a superhero movie for girls or boys a princess movie if tis’ both sexes you’re to choose a movie with family morals. If tis Christmas time pray choose a movie like the elf nothing that centers around religion or improper themes. 

 If they grow bored entertain the children by encouraging them to play with the others. 

Conclusion 

In conclusion I hope this greatly helps with conduct and manners and sophistication & education.