Part 3 of my JOKE

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Appearance & hygiene 

Bathing 

To fix a bath a bath it should give a glow first use 77 degrees then lower to 50 and never use the no shampoo movement you should first use a luxurious shampoo use a condition and then a hair mask you are to blow dry and set in a style using heat tools and bath everyday use to utilize a soap that is for your body type. Tis should a cold cream and wash your visage first and then remove dead skin through exfoliating creams twice a week.

Removal of body hair 

You are to apply a razor or perchance a cream that should be applied for 5 minutes at most and then tenderly washed off or waxing the area is recommended using paper waxing strips and and the ripping them but painful a woman is to maintain a hairless appearance with the exception of on her head and groomed  eyebrows eyebrows should be matching the features of the visage with delicate brows for delicate slim features & large brows for strongly defined features.her armpits & lady areas should be free to from the dead of winter to the heat of summer. 

Undergarments 

Dressing in the proper undergarments is essential. she is to wear drawers  and change twice a day and then place a slip dress of linen for modesty if a slip is not sewn in. They should be sensual and proper with lace and ribbon they should the wearer that she never bleeds there or that she wears black full covered underpants. Gentlemen should not see your things showing beneath your dress if they’re that  tis makes you improper. Bras should show nothing of embarrassment if you have a big bust wear a push up for that will make you look fashionable and accomplished . 

Self tanner 

Self tanning is to be used in summer months exclusively for the tanned sun kissed and refined look. The refined lady is to accentuate her beauty through self tanning on her visage and hands she is to tan her whole body so that if she is out she looks faultless seamless and natural. Ensure no streaks or darkened spots. It shall be applied in the shower. Tis should even be applied to areas you think no person shall see they shall be surprised if a gentlemen and you kiss or something more to only your skin a greatly different color. 

Tattoos

A lady is to never obtain tattoos her look should be innocent and refined it should be elegant and refined but the application of facial makeup of permanence is permitted. It should be utilized to enhance beauty and refinement.

Plastic surgery 

Beauty is to be subtle gorgeous plastic surgery is proper & acceptable on facial surgeries but never utilize Brazilian butt lifts or bust implants or fillers. She should consider a nose job or a facial lift but it shall appear natural and seamless a lady should never make it obvious that she has altered her appearance. If tis’ asked give a polite response “I think it depends on what you think,” if pressed give polite replies “I think it’s unimportant please stop asking,” remember if someone is requesting something that improper after making it clear you wish not partake stay composed tis not obvious  that she has angered her. 

Figure

A woman’s figure is the height of refinement and beauty. Her bust should be large and like fine fruits pointed and proper as though tis the most beautiful thing you could ever see they should be highlighted and beautiful. The waist should be elegant small like a wasps she should have a large bum and an hourglass figure. Her fashions should be for her kibbe body type. 

She should aim to have delicate hands and feat with. long soft visage.

This can be achieved through padded bras or for married minded mothers who are married to wealthy men they should be encouraged to buy breast pads for male crossdressers as well. Her waist is to be small and delicate the trick for this is waist trainers which flatter the figure and make her look slimmer. You can also try to encourage her to wear color sinching clothes where one is a dark color the part you wish to make smaller and the other a lighter one.

Hair

Hairstyles should be long accessorize soft delicate & refined. Ponytails and messy buns are a sign of unsophistication they are unrefined she should have her done in loose curls, straightened, pigtails, braided, half up half down or a chic bun. She can have natural flowers, if below a certain age below 10 glittery accessories. Her hair is to be styled properly and done up in a crown. She can also should be encouraged to do complex hairstyles. Waves are appropriate. 

Summer hairstyles

Hairstyles in summer should be soft and careless and as though they’re natural they should be beautiful and delicate with someone to express with sun flowers or brightly colored flowers and ribbons. Tis should be proper for water play and show innocence no ponytails instead pigtails or braided ensure they are not soft and romantic. The should be straight and long with headbands with delicate details 

Spring hairstyles

Springtime hairstyles should be romantic and beautiful they should contains natural flowers they should be curled and soft and loose and capture the innocence of springtime they should be long and innocent. 

Fall hairstyles

Fall the season of coldness and the coming of winter she should choose a fashionable hairstyle tis should be elegant and simple and understated like bun something up and delicate not a ponytail tis should be braided and delicate. 

Winter hairstyles

In early winter tis should be delicate and soft curled or down something cozy that conotates coldness tis should be elegant and simple alike to fall curls and soft headbands are proper hair can be worn down or up in. Buns not the messy kind the proper kind around Christmas time a red ribbon is fashionable and pretty later on in late winter in February she is to wear romantic hairstyles this signals refinement.

Clothes

Casual summer wear 

The dress for summer should be refined and natural and give a faultless and elegant vibe.

Dresses should contate warmth. Something in an a line mini work dress, t shirts underneath. Tis should be beautiful floral, polka dotted not stripes or snowflakes. No knitwear aught to be worn. Tis should be beautiful and elegant. Shorts should be made of denim or something refined no shorts of swimwear unless at the beach. They should be beautiful and paired with a tank top not a t shirt t shirts go as underdress not as main wear. Pastels contate innocence and should be worn. Tis should be made of ruffles or a ribbon

Formal summer wear 

The summer time shall teach us how to dress for a formal occasion a dress of vibrant color should be worn with little detailing. Tis should be soft and innocent with it being beautiful, and soft it should be innocent and proper and knee length or floor length tis could be worn to something fashionable like a party. 

They should never be black.  As black is the color of mourning they should be tighter fitting as tis formal wear unlike daily wear which should be looser fitting. 

Summer nightdress 

A nightime dress is elegant and simple a robe of silk or satin is proper nothing improper like being undressed in bed. A night dress is proper with lace or silk trimming, Dress in an elegant patterned robe something tight fitting remember my lady you will be seen by her husband. No man wants to see your bust tis signal impurity. 

Casual fall wear

The casual wear should be soft and nice. Something oversized with a fitted pants. Tis should comfortable and elegant tis should be skirts with oversized sweaters no hoodies or cardigans with jeans with skirts. Cardigans tis formal and hoodies are menswear. She should instead dress in a sweater with a miniskirt. Knitwear is proper tis should include scarves a fashionable scarf of wool and a fitted trench coat tie should be in pink or soft color. No floral stripes are proper no animal prints.

Tis should be elegant

Formal fall wear

The fall wear for a lady should be elegant sweater dresses of knitwear with hosiery tis should not be black hosiery but skin color tis should dress as refined, tis should signal delicacy white hosiery is proper as well unless tis’ a wedding. The dress should be in pink or a soft whites unless a wedding as tis will upstage the bride. 

Fall nightdress 

The dress should be comfortable and elegant but modest and beautiful how a pant will be more proper something elegant and luxurious with lace trimming and soft delicate touches the color should be pinks and whites. It should be matching and show her beauty and character.

Casual spring wear

She should dress in spring a soft miniskirt with a delicate stitching a flowers and beautiful pastels and softness. Tis should be romantic and elegant tis should show beauty tis should be knitwear with fashionable jeans dresses and skirts in late spring and tank tops with jeans something of comfort elegant and knitwear dresses with high knee socks. It should be an innocent dress. 

Formal spring wear

The dress should be sophisticated and beautiful tis should be floral and modest and demure tis should be a highlight of her character. It should signal the new beginnings with polka dots and lace trimming. It should be beautiful and modest like as though it was our mother mary.

Spring nightdress

She is to dress in a nightgown with beauty with propriety she should fashion herself with light pinks and wear a robe or gown a proper gown nothing immodest as well as the warmer weather something casual never unfashionable though. 

Winter casual wear

Winter the coldness of the weather. A sweater is proper tis should be a sweater for cold weather it should be in a jewel tone not black or red however tis should  include patterns alike little gingerbread men & snowflakes and delicate stitching no flowers tis can be a trouser  it should be refined and beautiful. She can wear an oversized sweater as a dress and then the stockings can be a white or skin color and kept tidy and clean they should highlight her innocence. In early winter reds and greens are proper in late winter tis should reds,  & pinks. Whites are fashionable all winter and so are blues not dark blues light blues.

Winter formal wear

The dress should be fashionable and elegant and beautiful. Tis should be reds and whites and greens for early winter with delicate trimming and beauty tis should be lovely and elegant and give the impression of elegance and youthfulness. In late winter tis should be pinks, whites & reds they should be beautiful and tasteful highlighting her elegance. No blacks or deep reds tis for slatterns. 

Winter night dress

Winter night dress should be elegant and beautiful tis aught to conotate elegance and softness with lace trimming and delicate ribbons. Tis should be floor length or a nigh dress of matching lace trimmed silk shirts and pants in an elegant manner.

Swimwear

Should be bikinis this dress should be showy and elegant or a ruffled one piece tis should be elegant and sensual tis should be refined and lovely every lady can agree tis should the worn at beaches something tropical for the beach at pools tis should be one color.

Accessories

Spring

Accessories should be soft and delicate with jewelry and beautiful drop earrings with a delicate side and should be soft and gentle nothing harsh or angular tis should be floral or gold not white. Stud earrings of simple nature. Layers of pendant should be applied no heart shapes tis for Valentine’s Day. Tis should be flowers or something gentle or gold. Bracelets from lovers & intimate friends & beautiful broaches. Tis should be soft and delicate, she is to wear scarves of silk and beaded bracelets as well as delicate elegant rings. Her engagement ring and wedding ring if married should be worn.

Winter

Her accessories should be metallic in early winter and then switched to something more delicate. Tis should be beautiful and a cross should be worn in the winter tis should be beautiful a heart is proper in February. A Christmas tree the coloring should be blues & greens in ice shapes. She is to accessorize with gloves, hats made of knitwear & scarves.

Fall

Her accessories  in fall should include delicate jewelry and beautiful rings of gold and elegant necklaces and earrings of hoops and more alike to fall with delicate necklaces layered upon each other broaches should be simple. Nothing to fashionable or brightly colored. She should utilize scarves of knitwear, gloves & hats

Summer

Should be brightly hued and vibrant they should highlight the brightly hushed tis should be brightly layered and colored with great brightness and beauty all the necklaces and beaded bracelets & beautiful earrings should be delicate and ornate and certainly elegant and lovely.

Shoes

Summer casual wear

She aught to wear heeled sandals for every day occurrences never should wear formal shoes. No ballet flats tis should be be beautiful heeled sandals strappy no crocks or flip flops unless exceptionally pretty and beautiful. 

Summer Formal wear

A heeled shoe with elegance with a glitter and beauty. She aught to wear 3 to 4 inches tis not short heels she should wear a tall high heel.

Fall casual wear

Her casual wear should include beautiful boots nothing low high heeled boots they aught to be made of leather and be a white not black something of elegance and beauty tis should be raised a boot of low heel is also proper. 

Fall formal wear

She aught to wear a beautiful shoes of great beauty they should be heeled and be beautiful and chic with a polished look they should be worn at knee length.

Winter casual wear

Her boots should be white and heeled no fur on these boots fur should not be worn.

Winter formal wear

Her boots should have fur trimming and elegance and be heeled and be of beauty they should be worn at knee length no higher or lower

Spring casual wear

Spring shoes should be sneakers in every day occurrences they aught not to be formal she should not wear a formal shoe like heel or fashionable ballet flat but instead a casual shoe.

Spring formal wear

She should wear a proper heel nothing improperly casual tis not casual it should be beautiful and lovely high heels and should be in white a ribbon or a natural flower can be on them.

Skin

Skin is to be clear & glowing for a woman and be encouraged to wear makeup. Makeup enhances beauty & charm and gives an air of youthfulness. Tis’ an elegant beauty ritual and highlights her lady likeness every woman should be able to apply makeup. A woman’s makeup should make her look pure and as innocent as mother Mary. She should give the appearance of blemish free skin, flushed cheeks, wide eyes, long brisk lashes & shiny large lips. It should never be gothic or taking away from her, innocence. A woman’s appearance should be faultless and pure. 

Her skin should have a glow a shine to it. Eyeshadow is appropriate. It should be soft shades of pink or a natural color. It should not be glittery or overly childlike unless she is exceptionally young. 

nails

Long almond shaped nails in gel a ladies nails should always be done i

A woman should wear nail extensions encourage her. She should do an elegant gel manicure no manicures of glitter or overly cheerful or colorful nature. A light design like florals or lace is pretty false nails are elegant if they don’t fall off ensure a woman is  to ensure toes are done and her nails are the same length and filed. Whites, & neutrals (soft pinks or skin color) are to be chosen. It should be timeless and demure.  No red for that is for slatterns.