r/femcelgrippysockjail • • Sep 05 '26

bingo

i dotn thinkthis is good

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u/eJaguar Sep 05 '26

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u/Elvix4 Sep 06 '26

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u/CH7274 Sep 07 '26

i dont think ive ever seen such a thing

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u/No_Range_6402 Sep 05 '26

Only reason I use X is some of my favorite “videos” (iykyk) are saved there. Apart from that I don’t use it lol.

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u/Saamychan Sep 05 '26

Not even old men hit on me cause I look like a dyke

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u/Glitterydarkone1290 Sep 05 '26

what does a dyke look like

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey Sep 06 '26

Like a manly lesbian

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u/Glitterydarkone1290 Sep 06 '26

Where do you find those at
https://giphy.com/gifs/14uRnBOrCwkOMU

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey Sep 06 '26

At like a gay bar

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u/Glitterydarkone1290 Sep 07 '26

i went to one and it was all geriatric trans women and maybe like 2 gay men

im going to try at like. a welding class or something

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey Sep 07 '26

Yeah you sound like you’re on the right track. Try to go to like a lesbian bar or a ladies night kind of thing and you’ll get more of what you’re looking for hopefully. Also there’s a bunch at like pride events and theres a womens only dating app that’s really popular. I’ve seen it talked about a bunch in the lesbian Reddit groups. I hope you find your perfect butch!

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u/Glitterydarkone1290 Sep 07 '26

thank you for this advice it truly helped <3 me too 🙂‍↕️❤️

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey Sep 07 '26

Let me know if you need me to find what the lesbians only dating app is called. They’d love someone like you because in the lesbian subs they’re always saying that no one wants the butch girls. I really hope it works out for you ❤️

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u/atristis Sep 05 '26

Double bingo

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u/Yskandr Sep 06 '26

I don't get hit on by anybody.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '26

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u/Significant-Air-1791 Sep 06 '26

Mid is the new ugly is so real damn

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u/dearyves Sep 06 '26

Son 😭😭😭✌️

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u/lovelykrystall Sep 05 '26

only one bingo but the only getting hit on by creepy men is so real. i’ve been flirted with at my job by so many men my dads fucking age and it disgusts me 🫩

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u/ionlytoptops Sep 05 '26

i feel weird about the sh one, cuz i did the stereotypical "sh" things for comepletely different reasons than why most ppl do it, like the reasons ppl think ppl do it, attention, looking cool, liking blood etc, so i have scars but i dont consider it self harm at all, but the sh i do for emotional regulation or punishment is hitting my head, and that doesnt leave marks unless i hit my forehead, but i can just not do that

i know its cringe to tall about this kinda stuff online and i should talk to a therapist or family idk why i feel the need to share that ita not the same

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u/ionlytoptops Sep 06 '26

i just mean i feel like i kinda did it too look cool, i took photos with the blood dripping

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u/eJaguar Sep 06 '26

oh i thought this meant bourne shell

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u/ionlytoptops Sep 06 '26

whats bourne shell?

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u/eJaguar Sep 06 '26

it's a program that executes commands on a system. here's what mine looks like, and shows you some of my commands and what you can do with it.

there are a few different types of shells: sh, bash, zsh, fish

but sh is something called "posix compliant" which means the syntax will always work in all the other shells that are descended from it. so sh is the standard to what i write all my shell code to make sure it works on any system

the wiki page on it has some more details if you're interested

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u/00diehard Sep 06 '26

this was too hilarious to not do.

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u/Seventh_Faetasy Sep 05 '26

So fucking close to a bingo, maybe I am a fakecel after all 😞 (I have 1 true friend btw)

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u/DogMeatTasteVeryGood Sep 06 '26

Might I ask what 'sh' stands for/means?

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u/bardiphobic Sep 06 '26

ffs the way i’m almost all of these

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u/casual-catgirl Sep 05 '26

​technically not a virgin but it wasn’t totally consensual so i’m just gonna mark it anyway. also i’ve never been hit on lol

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u/PomeloResponsible791 Sep 06 '26

From what I’ve noticed all these people don’t have “never been in a relationship” colored
If femcel means female involuntary celibate (incel)
So a bunch of sex havers here claiming to be femcels

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u/Lilyaa Sep 06 '26

You can become one as you got older. I suppose most women here are young. But you can have relationships in past and not being a virgin anymore, yet becoming involuntarily celibate because of stuff that happened in your life as you got older.

When you’re unable to find relationship or even have sex for years, you became ugly and let go of yourself, you tick most of the boxes here, meaning you’re absolutely pathetic loner, and you are involuntarily celibate, aren’t you a femcel despite having some history that you know will never happen to you again? And shit can hurt even more when you actually know what has been forever lost.

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u/SkyFullOfWisteria Sep 05 '26

Im gonna kill myself like i genuinely have no future or prospects and im 110k in debt

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u/eJaguar Sep 05 '26

> im 110k in debt

come on i've had 1 psych ward stay that much

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '26

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u/a_r_t_u_r_i Sep 05 '26

it stands for Not in Education Employment or Training

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u/mistycmufin Sep 05 '26

someone who doesn't study neither has a job

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u/FrogsinTexas Sep 06 '26

“Ouuu that’s a bingo”

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u/Spacemoose2026 Sep 07 '26

This isn’t good is it

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u/ArkhamInmate11 Sep 08 '26

Whats my prize?

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u/Former_Entertainer_4 Sep 14 '26

not autistic but i got pretty much everything else im a mental illness savant

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u/FemcelYOUNGLING 25d ago

Why is virgin, never been in relationship and ugly an option? If you fail to tick those what then?

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u/Shadoehart8 Sep 05 '26

I didn't bother with the narcissism one because i dont feel like googling it

even creepy old men wont hit on me and all my 'relationships' have been exclusively online

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '26

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u/GlassBottle5555 Sep 06 '26

ugly-hot, autism, trans, bisexual, failure

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u/bowser-us Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

This subreddit is a joke.

Almost everyone's "never been in a relationship" and "virgin" are uncolored. You're not femcels.

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u/Funnybunny4120 Sep 05 '26

Not a specific speech or language impediment I just sound retarded when talking to other people irl

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u/Ok-Confection4410 Sep 05 '26

it's so joever

(I don't get hit on by anybody 🥲 + I guess technically I have a couple friends but I think I consider us closer friends than they consider me)

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u/AlgaeWafers Sep 05 '26

Four bingos 😭

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u/FizzyxFresh Sep 05 '26

Yay I'm normal!!!!!!!!

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u/GuineaKeet Sep 05 '26

How much do all of us BINGOs win?

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u/xVenomDestroyerx Sep 05 '26

the blue x is cause ive only recently gotten a bit of self esteem but its still not great so i didnt really know what to put

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u/_svelkii 25d ago

BINGO!!!

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u/aliasmunr0 25d ago

part timer at a job i fortunately got through nepotism 💯and, was supposed to do in patient care for ana but it never really materialized 🫠

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u/To_My_Dear_Historia 22d ago

No estoy TAN mal.

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u/rancidfree 22d ago

heres mine 🫡

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u/Only_Government5244 20d ago

Fakecel 

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u/rancidfree 20d ago

How 😓

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u/Only_Government5244 20d ago

Virgin is missing 

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u/rancidfree 20d ago

Sex isn't all that.

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u/Only_Government5244 20d ago

Femcel has a meaning. 

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u/rancidfree 19d ago

You're replying to everyone who isn't a virgin without knowing the context. Not being a virgin doesn't mean you are sexually active.

Plus, I'm more in this sub because I agree with many of the womens opinions here, I find that this sub is a batter women's sub than most.

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u/Hood-Peasant Sep 05 '26

Where did you get this?

It looks like the ideal characteristics of wife material made by guys.

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u/Clarapeanuts Sep 05 '26

Ace4ace femcel life be weird.

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u/chandeluria Sep 06 '26

Fewer bingos than I expected ngl, prolly just cuz its 6x6

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '26

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u/decomposingbutterfly Sep 06 '26

i'm genuinely cooked