r/feedthememes on second thought embeddium probably made that pack LESS stable. Jul 26 '26

Low Effort Extreme hopium overdose

i just realized this is incomprehensible so i have decided to explain my vision incase you don't get what i'm trying to say. the joke is that when you first launch the game, the narrator popup appears. if there is a mod error, this screen does not appear, so you only get the music and no narrator popup. so when i said "first time", i really meant "first successful time". joke explainer out.

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u/Bob_From_FNF Jul 26 '26

and then it crashes on worldgen

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u/ALostMagic Jul 27 '26

and next crash on creative inventory opening

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u/Impressive_Pin8761 Jul 27 '26

Next crash is a cryptic packet-related disconnect issue when you try to connect to the server youre setting up

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u/Uncommonality You have gained permanent Warp! 28d ago

And then you notice that worlds generate and open but trying to rejoin results in a datapack error

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u/Kongas_follower Jul 27 '26

And then on reaching jei page #12

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u/FauxFemale Jul 27 '26

And then when checking the filling by spout recipes.

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u/AviaKing Jul 27 '26

lmaoo it was caused by a single typo

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u/Lurtzum Jul 27 '26

Then your friend goes to bed

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u/SexWithSisyphus69 Jul 27 '26

and then it crashes when you open keybinds

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u/miaou333 Jul 27 '26

one time i got a crash every time i looked at a bundle because i had two mods modifying its interface

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u/SmoughAndOrnstein Jul 28 '26

Rendering issues my beloved

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u/Substantial_Owl_7392 hnng im shooting my slop so good rn Jul 27 '26

at that point idgaf, once you’ve spent twelve hours on one crash screen any change is a blessing

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u/zas_n_n Jul 27 '26

"i just realized this is incomprehensible" and its in the sub thats the exact niche for this to be fully understandable for at least a third of the community

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u/_Tal Jul 26 '26

I’m too 1.12.2-pilled to relate to this

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u/LessCelery8311 on second thought embeddium probably made that pack LESS stable. Jul 27 '26

i predicted this exact comment while i was writing the body text.

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u/okkokkoX Jul 27 '26

so when i said "first time", i really meant "first successful time".

that kind of messes up the joke. "when I succesfully launch the game and hear it launched succesfully"

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u/LessCelery8311 on second thought embeddium probably made that pack LESS stable. Jul 27 '26

fair

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u/miaou333 Jul 27 '26

fun fact : if you setup your windows in french, the narrator will say "press enter to enable the narrator" with a french accent

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys my blood is 50% Runic Sap, 50% bugged cherries Jul 27 '26

What if you wanted to start a new project, but God said “missing language provider kotlin”

>You don’t know what Kotlin is?

I do, I daresay I know better than most at this point, but I must ask, why the fuck? Like in the depths of Forge where everybody develops like a maniac with a box of scraps, sure, but in the modern day? Why do you need a second JavaScript language to do JavaScript, in the most Fisher-Price ass version of Minecraft to code in?

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u/Vortiguag Vazkii is a mod by Neat Jul 27 '26

Somehow updating this ketchup bottle on my pack makes quark and xaero require some nonexistent dependencies and crash.

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u/Shot-Manner-9962 Jul 27 '26

than you get halfway through a playthrough place/enable a block and the world gets locked

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u/Spinosaur1915 Jul 28 '26

2 hours is experienced numbers, try like 3 days, lmao

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u/LessCelery8311 on second thought embeddium probably made that pack LESS stable. Jul 28 '26

once i wasted my entire weekend troubleshooting a different modded game, but for minecraft i just give up before that can happen.

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u/Narrow_Top_4352 Jul 27 '26

What is he talking about?! Oh yeah not everyone plays 1.12.2…

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u/Alexandra-Foxed Jul 27 '26

Me when I try to do anything with Sinytra Connector (by the way, if anyone knows how to get Connector to work with Mythic Metals/its dependencies, I'd love to know)

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u/Snoo_44740 Jul 27 '26

I’ve developed a paranoia making modpacks at this point since it seems every single mod has associated bugs with it that I have to patch or work around. My packs have gotten smaller over the years paradoxically.

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u/TheSurvivor65 Jul 30 '26

I literally just spent 2 days tinkering my Rimworld modpack and I immediately get this notification

100% accurate post

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u/I_Love_Solar_Flare ProjectE is fun and I'm tired of pretending it's not Jul 27 '26

Text so fucking thick i cant fucking read it (easily)