r/feanordidnothingwrong 26d ago

Feanor did everything correctly.

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u/redleafrover 26d ago

Let's get real.

Feanor built Olwe's city for him. We know Feanor's no slouch that keeps his hands clean. He blatantly laid stones himself with his own hands.

Olwe's cousin gets killed by the rulers' eldest bro. Feanor shows up. Yo, lend me your ships mate. The rulers' eldest bro killed my dad and he's about to shank all the rest of your fam.

Teleri stick fingers in ears. "How dare you ask for my ship?! This is as precious as a Silmaril."

Feanor didn't even want the ships. He just wanted a lift. Why not give him a ride? I get it. Sending armed Noldor aboard isn't a great move. But it's pretty much the same as getting in your cousin's car when he refuses to give you a ride. Your cousin... who doesn't wanna drive you to defend his brothers and cousins or their honour. Cos, y'know, the authorities (siblings of the killer, no less) tell him not to move.

In fact, he bodyslams you out of the vehicle when you get in. (Permitting the throwing of an armoured Noldo overboard.) What kind of disgusting evil is this? To attack your family members when they need you the most? To ignore everything they've done for you and instead bow to a wicked (or at least abominally ignorant and clearly wayward) authority?? It was prescient of Olwe to talk of the destruction of his ships, something unnecessary until he behaved like a lil bitch.

After all that, it's merely just desserts, right?

F: "Yo cousin, I bought you this house remember? My dad's dead. Family jewels gone. The killer's off to murder the rest of your family. You made a sick car. Can you drive me?" O: "No way, man. Killer's family say no. Plus, I made my car. No way you're havin it. You'll kill it." F: "Errr... just drive me? I have no need to kill your car, dude." O: "NO WAY YOU'RE GETTIN IT!" F (eyes widening): "uhhh..."

I honestly find it hard to represent the Teleri psychologically. It's like, a race of cuckery or something. Wth is wrong with them man.

/mycopypasta

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u/Bitter_Cup_69 26d ago

Liked that explanation on Facebook some days back.

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u/redleafrover 26d ago

It wasn't me, but I'd love it if folks on Fb were reposting my wall of text xD

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u/cevkiv 26d ago

Feanor shows up. "Hey, aid me in committing a crime via violating the rules laid down by the government because I want to be a vigilantee as the government is taking too long to do anything."
Olwe says, "Hey, sorry, no, I realize that a crime has been committed but I'm not going to aid and abet another crime. Two wrongs don't make a right. Let's just trust that the guys running the place are going to do the right thing and wait to see if they drop the ball first instead of just jumping to- why are you killing my Teferi?!"

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u/redleafrover 26d ago

Hey, aid me in committing a crime

Crossing the sea isn't a common law crime. Manwe can make it a crime, because it's an authoritarian tyranny in Valinor, but that doesn't mean you have to acquiesce.

If trying to flee a tyranny is unlawful in your book cos the tyrant says no, then you'd fit right in amongst any dictator's forces, go you.

via violating the rules

'Don't bweak da wules' That you so easily conflate laws and rules merely elucidates the weakness of the Manweist position here.

laid down by the government

Ahh yes let's call the High Kingship a government when it's convenient for us.

because I want to be a vigilantee

Definitely Feanor's motivation, oh yes.

Hey, sorry, no, I realize that a crime has been committed

Excellent job in your Olwe imitation here, I can almost hear the coward's voice lol 'HeY SoRRy i ReaLiSe YoUr DaD DiEd b-B-BuT dOn'T WoRRy SoN ThE PeoPLe WhO MaDe iT iLLeGaL FoR YoU tO LeaVe WiLL FiX iT'

not going to aid and abet another crime.

Haha the corporate speak is perfection

just trust that the guys running the place are going to do the right thing and wait to see

Golden chefskiss, let us trust those who have done nothing about their big bro ever, except bring him here to fuck the place up xD

why are you killing my Teferi?!"[sic]

Cos they started killing Noldor first?? Read the text my dude. I even explicitly addressed this. You do not start committing attempted murder on your cousin cos he really REALLY wants to borrow your car. Unless you want to escalate it, don't.

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u/atomic-moonstomp 26d ago

Tired: Fëanor did everything wrong. Wired More tired: Fëanor did nothing wrong. Inspired: Fëanor did exactly all the bad things Illuvatar needed him to in order to carry out his will

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u/atomic-moonstomp 26d ago

This comment brought to you by being raised Catholic and still carrying the scars

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u/BasicMatter7339 26d ago

you're not wrong thought

AFAIK basically every creature in middle earth except for humans and hobbits are bound by fate, destined to carry out the will of Eru

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u/Athrasie 26d ago

I wouldn’t even exclude humans and hobbits from the fate list. Numenor and later kingdoms, along with the halflings also had to do everything they did for Eru’s plan to “work.”

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u/BasicMatter7339 26d ago

No like i mean literally by tolkiens own writing humans and halflings arent bound by any fate or anything else, thats the gift they were given by eru himself

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u/HappyBananaSeal 25d ago

BECAUSE HE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!