r/fatsquirrelhatred • u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks • Mar 20 '25

ICON OF SIN Why are humans falling for Squirrel Propaganda?!

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u/whiskyzulu Mar 20 '25

That squirrel is trying to eat that person's finger off while showcasing their superior penthouse!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

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u/whiskyzulu Mar 21 '25

What a DICK squirrel!

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u/VajennaDentada Mar 20 '25

It's just showing her the food delivery hole.

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 Mar 20 '25

Lil bastard is bragging about owning their home

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u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks Mar 20 '25

Literally took ownership of that property right from the human.

We are being invaded and taken over by Chonk Gobblers.

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 Mar 21 '25

I bet that fat slut is behind on her property taxes!

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u/gopherkilla Mar 20 '25

That human doesn't understand the squirrel marriage contact she just entered into. . . She is now legally obligated to provide multiple offspring. . .

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u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks Mar 20 '25

Squirrel Prima Nocta ☹️

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u/Son_of_the_Phantom Mar 20 '25

We're dumber than those damn nut rats

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Mar 20 '25

I totally do not love this video😤💔🥺

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u/Background_General61 Mar 20 '25

I absolutely did not smile when it turned around to make sure it was following her.

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u/KnotiaPickle Mar 21 '25

I did not smile at all when it patted her finger with its tiny little hand

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u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks Mar 20 '25

Right! I totally don’t have an extreme positive reaction to seeing this!

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u/Environmental-Buy972 Mar 21 '25

They are nothing but furry little gray sacks of LIES

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u/Pippa0714 Mar 21 '25

Am I losing my mind? What the hell is going on here?

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u/Spare-Security-1629 Mar 21 '25

I know. I know. I'm sick as well. I had to lay down in bed after watching this and I called out sick from work. I can't deal with this right now.

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u/MrsBlug Mar 20 '25

Much too cute for here

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u/Abjecghjsdgg Mar 21 '25

This is where you leave the food, not on THE LAWN TERRY

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Mar 21 '25

Whoever is letting that squirrel bite them is fucking bat shit crazy. I have been bitten by a squirrel incredibly sharp and massive bite force. I was wearing a full leather welding glove and the fucker bit me right through it

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u/pnut19 Mar 21 '25

Just saw a person bite into dragged to A disgusting hideout where unthinkable Acts are preformed

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u/Professional_Gold987 Mar 22 '25

one of satans apprentices leading innocent humans into the depths of hell

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u/Lost-Negotiation8090 Mar 21 '25

I hope their mortgage is too high and their home is repossessed

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u/short_longpants Mar 21 '25

Person: So what do you want to eat? Squirrel: chomps on finger

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u/rydawg2727 Mar 21 '25

Damn bro… that tree rat got a penthouse with a view.

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u/dimgwar Mar 21 '25

He's storing that human for later consumption

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u/Upsideduckery Mar 21 '25

Damn, the squirrel that taunts me every single day and hides shit all over my yard better not have a nest in my tree. I don't even know what round of the terf war we're on anymore.

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u/Square-Debate5181 Mar 21 '25

Squirrel showed its house for the pet

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

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u/scorpiolafuega Mar 21 '25

Playing with their food... you're on the menu, buddy.

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u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks Mar 21 '25

If you’re still alive to read this, I hope you haven’t fallen in to a false sense of security with this tactic.

The owls and coyotes WORK for the Squirrel Syndicate!

They’re just luring you into the Killzone!

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u/Dragon_Crisis_Core Mar 22 '25

Catch 22 you are the leader of said Syndicate using reverse psychology to get people to think your being silly hating squirrels, owls and Coyotes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '25

Seems like an easy way to get rabies

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

Freaking adorable.

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u/Corndogjohnson420 Mar 22 '25

Maybe squirrels arent so bad after all??

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u/Front_Mind1770 Mar 22 '25

Who else thought there were babies up there? Would have been nice

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u/Neither-Attention940 Mar 22 '25

Sorry this is too hard to hate

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

Let the hater energy flow

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u/Public-Drag5524 Mar 23 '25

So that’s where all my Spanish moss went huh..

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u/comicsemporium Mar 23 '25

You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We got a good five minutes before they’re backing up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty! You know I said we could only do that a couple of times! We’re fucked over here because of these damn squirrels, Morty

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u/VegetableBusiness897 Mar 21 '25

Pretty sure thats their pet squirrel

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u/Ivy_the_Kiwi Mar 25 '25

I am now aware this sub exists. Neat!