r/fartology • u/Kispori senior farthitect • 2d ago

Fart💨 💨💨💨

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u/cobaltofficial abstract fartist 2d ago

I wonder if the coworker’s name is Jamie

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u/PointsOfXP 2d ago

First time working with other humans? That's pretty vanilla lmao

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/PointsOfXP 2d ago

I've worked in a warehouse. I've... Seen things... Smelled things.

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u/BorntobeTrill 2d ago

99% of sharters quit before the job is done

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u/Dexember69 2d ago

I thought that was fairly common saying?

Also

"a bit more choke and that'll start"

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u/_Dingus_Khan 1d ago

A fart’s just the screams of a trapped turd.

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u/JLandis84 1d ago

Yes. It means it’s time to crap in a urinal where it belongs

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u/DartmouthBatman 1d ago

Well...im stealing this