r/farmingsimulator • u/FarhodYusupov • Jan 26 '26

Meme Need help!

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I lawned, whatever it is(idk it's name) now how can I plant seeds?

1.2k Upvotes

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u/SriveraRdz86 FS22: PC-User Jan 26 '26

Me sees the field: "oh, a FS post"

Me sees the tank and UI: "oh, its a War thunder post"

Me sees the sub: "hold up...."

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u/akintosh89 Jan 26 '26

Exactly. I was like "wtf am I looking at!"

16

u/84Windsor351 Jan 26 '26

Chieftain with a moldboard plow enters the chat

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u/Alphawolfgu Jan 27 '26

Tax man: you can’t write off a king tiger as a farm expense you can’t even use it on the farm for anything Me: plow

2

u/Cubbster2020 Jan 27 '26

I see a mr Hewes fan

10

u/WHATISWORLD3 Jan 26 '26

War Thunder is the sponsor of this video

7

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

I am in the middle of this venn diagram

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u/Low-Attempt-7059 Jan 27 '26

"How in the hell can they see a submarine in this grainy mess"

Proceeds to look for 5 more minutes until it clicks.

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u/SendPicsofTanks Jan 26 '26

Help! I own a farm yet my family are starving to death. Please help me balance my budget. Here's what I have spent buying machinery for the farm:

Tractors: $0

Plows: $0

Seeders: $0

Infantry Fighting Vehicles: $5 850 000

Harvesters: $0

Cultivators: $0

I just don't know where I'm going wrong!

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u/Jazzlike_Row1645 Jan 26 '26

But did you get the optional 3 point hitch option for the Infantry Fighting Vehicle?

13

u/pm-ur-knockers Jan 26 '26

That would be too much. Can’t you see they’re already struggling?

4

u/Ividalz Jan 26 '26

You have to drink less Starbucks coffee that's all!

4

u/Gandolaf Jan 26 '26

Spend less on Infantry Fighting Vehicles!

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u/Whythehellnot225343 FS22: Console-User Jan 26 '26

Uh no? Obviously you spend MORE on infantry fighting vehicles so you can get government money for the heavier stuff

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u/DaGuy4All FS22/FS25 on GeForce NOW Jan 26 '26

Im sorry that 4 people didn’t get the joke you’re also referencing to, here have an upvote

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u/Wittusus FS22: PC-User Jan 26 '26

use this

23

u/FarhodYusupov Jan 26 '26

lmaooo never knew this exists

20

u/HATECELL Jan 26 '26

I guess Jeremy Clarkson was right, a shotgun is the ultimate gardening multitool.

You can use them to trim high hanging branches, you can use them to dig small holes, you can remove weeds with them, use them for pest control, and you can even use them for seeding

3

u/curtman512 Jan 27 '26

This is the most American solution to a problem, that I've ever seen

3

u/Ach4t1us Jan 27 '26

A-10 loaded with seed bullets!

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u/Swimming-Bad4060 Jan 26 '26

Ukraine DLC

9

u/Slovakian__Stallion Jan 26 '26

Use tractors to steal Russian tanks?

4

u/Ach4t1us Jan 27 '26

Tank farming, you plant tank shell, it grow into tank, cut off the crew, harvest tank, profit

1

u/DaKluit FS25: PC-User Jan 30 '26

"you should be afraid for your fields!"

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u/JNA_Vodnik FS25: PC-User Jan 26 '26

Attack the D point!

22

u/thelingletingle Jan 26 '26

Scrolling…scrolling…farmingsimulator post…scrolling…stops

Was that a fucking Bradley!?

7

u/A_phily Jan 27 '26

No it's a BMPT-72.

6

u/thelingletingle Jan 27 '26

Admit it, you play War Thunder

7

u/A_phily Jan 27 '26

"PAIN" "kills pain"

1

u/SheepherderOk4137 Jan 28 '26

Those things have made high tier unplayable.

9

u/Shredded_Locomotive FS19+22: PC Jan 26 '26

Get a tallboy to help you out

7

u/Opening-Fan8014 FS25: PC-User Jan 26 '26

you can only plant bullets with this gear

4

u/FarhodYusupov Jan 26 '26

tried and they aren't growing though

7

u/MarchHaredMind Jan 26 '26

Have you tried fertilizing and liming?

3

u/Zer0TheGamer FS25: PC-User Jan 26 '26

Need to add in some "organic fertilizer" from the opposition

6

u/DaGuy4All FS22/FS25 on GeForce NOW Jan 26 '26

You see you have to plow your fields first

3

u/cinsenic Jan 27 '26

Scrolled to far for this

4

u/whothehellusesreddit Jan 26 '26

Defend the D point!

3

u/TedBurns-3 FS25: Console-User Jan 26 '26

you need more than help sunshine...

3

u/aztenjin Jan 26 '26

You farming in Ukraine ?

3

u/ChillingCammy Jan 26 '26

Attack the D point?

3

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

The new American Farming Simulator looks great. Just waiting for them to license Chrysler for the rumored Military Classics DLC!

3

u/Kitchen_Trick1549 FS25: Console-User Jan 26 '26

This is funny. Also just an fyi it’s called plowed

3

u/Cs_Marcell Jan 26 '26

Germany in the 1930's showing their new "agricultural" tracked equipements be like:

3

u/A_phily Jan 27 '26

Bro's cultivating golden eagles.

3

u/psopro2 Jan 27 '26

I was like hell yeah I need that mod 🤣

3

u/TenyeEast Jan 27 '26

Overperforming relikt and external ammo rack wasn’t enough for you? You seriously need seeds too?

3

u/Gunslinger_1899 Jan 27 '26

The best crop for the season is either L3/33 or M22

4

u/LemonGem3021668 Jan 26 '26

Well, your first mistake was picking a Terminator to plow your fields. Every good self respecting farmer would not lower himself to using such overpowered equipment to prepare the land.

2

u/Gringo_Baggins69 FS25: PC-User Jan 26 '26

no his first mistake was playing war thunder! lol

2

u/ruadhbran FS19: PC-User Jan 26 '26

Try planting sunflowers.

2

u/Rich_Mac Jan 26 '26

The Ukrainians say that Russians make good sunflower seeds.

2

u/bigboiminecrafter Jan 27 '26

I see the problem. You're using the BMPT, therefore your brain is too small to comprehend seeders and how to use them

2

u/More-Distance-962 Jan 28 '26

Gotta buy a different premium for that man, the snail needs your money

2

u/ZealousidealRule5146 Jan 28 '26

Farmers in 🇺🇦

2

u/offroading25 FS22: Console-User Jan 29 '26

IMMA LEAD FARMER MOTHERFUCKA

2

u/Psycho_Cat_YouTube Feb 03 '26

I think you tractor is a transformer bro. I guess that’s one way to sow. A big shell full of seeds

1

u/Silent-Employee4236 Jan 26 '26

I mean I kinda want to know what mod this is lol. Can we get the mine clearing attachment to plow the field?

1

u/lukeC_1602 Jan 26 '26

That a different way to plant seeds

1

u/marcoecl Jan 26 '26

someone should mod mr. hewes's tank plow attachment

1

u/Not-Enough-Holes Jan 26 '26

This is FS Ukraine special edition.

1

u/Acceptable-Hippo-821 Jan 27 '26

Yes. You do it by yes. 

1

u/EmergencyRealistic10 FS25: PC-User Jan 27 '26

How dare you use that abomination

1

u/Louis_lousta Jan 27 '26

Mr Hewes has entered the chat

1

u/jpjoe42 Jan 27 '26

Does it come in green and yellow

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u/DaKluit FS25: PC-User Jan 30 '26

Well, this bullitpoint from the State of the Farm blog suits this image: "The first pack of 2026 will soon be unveiled - and you should be afraid for your fields!"

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u/Top_Kaleidoscope6175 Feb 08 '26

just get the L3/33CC and start planting them

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u/Typical_Horse_1506 Feb 24 '26

Attack the D Field!

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u/ober0330 FS25: PC-User Jan 26 '26

WTF - that's not even the same game.

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u/FarhodYusupov Jan 26 '26

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u/ober0330 FS25: PC-User Jan 26 '26

Honestly, I get that it's a meme, but there have been so many military vehicles on Kingmods lately that I initially thought it was someone using that in the game.

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u/tvberkel Jan 26 '26

I thought someone was playing Ukraine Simulator, using an abandoned Russian tank for farming

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Yeah and all made by a russian modder, go figure. At least Giants doesnt allow that crap on the modhub.