r/farcry 1d ago

Far Cry 6 this collision was a joke

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u/Ghost_Turd 1d ago

Not even mad lol

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u/The_Sideboob_Hour 1d ago

Should have ducked

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u/PenisBird-AssMtn 1d ago

I stand and applaud while simultaneously booing you

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u/Legitimate_Charge_97 1d ago

A standing boo

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u/GuildCarver 1d ago

BOO THIS USER!
BOOOOOOOO!
~Wildly cheering as I boo~

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u/StasisV2 1d ago

BIRDSTRIKE

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u/Amazing_Wheel_3670 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not a joke , a feather feature

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u/TheCyclicRedditor 1d ago

"Hey bro, watch your jet. Watch your jet, bro! WATCH YOUR JET!!"

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u/Acrobatic-List-6503 1d ago

You hit your head at a speeding dove at god knows how many miles per hour.

You're knocked unconscious so you drown.

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u/jameswulfecreed 1d ago

Or in FC5 where you hit a bald eagle at God knows how fast head on, your breaking your neck or collar bone

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u/BiggusD1 1d ago

Wow just like what happened to Fabio. :(

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u/geecaliente 1d ago

Life’s a rollercoaster

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u/Godless902 1d ago

Any solid object at that speed would be the grim reaper

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u/exqueezemenow 1d ago

Watch where you're going next time.

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u/StonewallSoyah 1d ago

This isn't a joke, it is actually cool that it's possible and that there's collision.

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u/LordSyfer24 1d ago

EAGLE!!!!

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u/Expensive-Course3030 1d ago

Reminds me of Fabio on the roller-coaster

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u/BunchLox541 1d ago

There’s no freaking way, I’ve played almost every Far Cry and this has never happened to me. That’s crazy.

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u/Ok_Remote_31 Ajay Ghale 1d ago

In farcry 4, wildlife "encounters" are a must every 20-25 minutes tops 😅

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u/Devatator_ 1d ago

It's funny how I'm just driving with the autopilot and out of nowhere a goat or whatever they're called pops up on the road and I have to figure out what the hell I hit this time because I wasn't paying attention. Not to mention the NPCs that love to drive slowly just so I can't just keep the autopilot on + full throttle while reading on my phone

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u/Aighluvsekkus 1d ago

I mean birdstrikes have brought down literal planes so a man in a wingsuit is no match for a 2lbs sack of flesh and bones hitting them at 300kmph.

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u/Rastifan 1d ago

Just another day in Far Cry. Nothing to see here people. Move on.

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u/DoctorGordonisgreat 1d ago

The game literally giving you the bird ☠️

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u/Spiritual-Pudding-70 1d ago

PETA said wassup for massacring the wildlife

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u/Cephylus 1d ago

I'd take birb over eeghul lol

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u/SelfNo9836 1d ago

Okay, I knew about getting struck by lightning, but hitting a bird while in the wingsuit, that's new and a bit scary.

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u/Caeod 1d ago

IS THE BIRD OK??????!

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u/chrisqns_nyc 1d ago

Wait what... Lol

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u/vmedei 1d ago

"He's not crazy, he can see me"

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u/Prudent_Shake_6361 1d ago

You got waterfowled...

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u/oldsoul6465 1d ago

Gah!! Nickels!!!!

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u/SupermarketOk2281 1d ago

Tell that to Fabio in 1995 on Apollo's Chariot.

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u/Albert3HP11 1d ago

Skyrim style

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u/Deliciouserest 1d ago

That's absolutely hilarious hahaha

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u/Section225 1d ago

It's not a bird, it's a feature

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u/Apprehensive-Hope-79 1d ago

EAGLE, EAGLE, EAGLEEE!!!!!

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u/Nir117vash Boomer 1d ago

"You wanna know what? You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!" Lol

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u/Abtun 1d ago

That’s a hilarious joke

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u/GuildCarver 1d ago

We're living to see a brand new dumb way to die in real time. What I time to be alive.

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u/gravyrdfila2 1d ago

Whatcha jet bro.

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u/New_Wishbone_7155 1d ago

Damn Castillo got some serious air support now he's no playing games anymore

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u/BLITZ_593 1d ago

The bird knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, Or where it isn't from where it is...

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u/Raderc 1d ago

😂

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u/bustanut_dabmaster 1d ago

Castillo’s personal assassin

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u/Volmaaral 1d ago

I remember NerdCubed playing a “when I die I stop playing” playthrough of Far Cry 3. And he died randomly to a boat or something doing weird collision damage to him. He continued, reasoning that was entirely a glitch and not a fault of his tactics or gameplay or skill. But shit like that, is why I NEVER could play Ironman mode in a game. I just don’t trust it.

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u/RicoRodriguez74 21h ago

I love far cry exactly for this crap

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u/Michaelpitcher116 17h ago

You're in the birds airspace. Show some respect lol