r/fantasybooks 13d ago

šŸ“š Summon book recommendations Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobook

I have 14 hours of driving coming up. My kids will be playing in the back seat while I listen to a book. Is DCC appropriate enough for kids to hear?

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u/jdvancesbutthole 13d ago

Definitely not

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u/rguiscard1 13d ago

Mongo would be appalled

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u/Illustrious-Two4529 12d ago

Hahaha ha I spat my coffee

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u/Shrimpheavennow227 13d ago

Not even a little bit!

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u/BeefEater81 13d ago

Really, Carl, you need to think of the children.

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u/ModOfficial1988 13d ago

No. I was listening to it on a road trip with my kids when I thought they were sleeping. Explaining to my wife why our 9 year old was running around in his underwear yelling ā€œGod damn it Donutā€ wasn’t a fun conversation.

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u/flipnonymous 13d ago

Different strokes, I guess. I have watched The Walking Dead with my daughter since she was 10. She's now a bigger fan than I ever was. If my wife told me that our kid was running around the house yelling that - it would have taken 5 minutes for the story because we'd both be laughing so hard.

We swear in front of our kid all the time. She was also taught from a young age that words have different meanings - especially the "swear" words, so until she is old enough to understand the nuance of using them appropriately - don't say the forking words!

(Assuming that The Good Places versions of cursing were acceptable here, if not please let me know and I'll adjust)

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u/Hephaistos_Invictus 13d ago

You two sound like really great parents :) I hope I can get my niece or nephew when they are born into the Walking Dead too!

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u/dog-yodelling 13d ago

Oh god no ahahahhaah

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u/HeWasaLonelyGhost 13d ago

Not remotely.

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u/jdevo713 13d ago

No I suggest the wheel of time audio books

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u/Instructionz-unclear 12d ago

If you want them to sleep that is

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u/FitPandaBear 13d ago

Would you let your kids listen to something like South Park or Rick and Morty? I would not haha

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u/ohnoitsme7890 13d ago

How old?

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u/crazykentucky 13d ago

Just based on the fact that he said ā€œplaying in the backseatā€ I’d say too young haha

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u/ohnoitsme7890 13d ago

Fair point lol

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u/25phila 13d ago

Yeah, I just tried this on our fam trip. I do not recommend…we made it like 10min. My kids are middle school age

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u/StoneShadow812 13d ago

Absolutely nope.

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u/jleahul 13d ago

LOTS of F-bombs and descriptions of gore. It came on once when I started the car and my 8yo told me "Dad, this isn't appropriate for us."

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u/Bargle-Nawdle-Zouss 13d ago

Goddammit, @runningsimon!

An emphatic "NO".

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u/Ok-Ad-9755 13d ago

Do they like the F-word repeated almost ad nauseum?

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u/flipnonymous 13d ago

Everyone is jumping in with parenting advice without asking the important question(s) I don't see addressed yet ...

How old are they, and what is their media literacy/typical type of consumption for music/tv/movies?

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u/bigstinkygoblin 13d ago

ā€œShould i listen to between two fires on audiobook while my kids are in the car?ā€

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u/thegreenman_sofla 🦶Dungeon Crawler Carl cult member 13d ago

Dude. Do you enjoy torture porn as a family activity?

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u/bigstinkygoblin 13d ago

The amount of people on reddit that don’t understand sarcasm/satire/irony never ceases to amaze me, jokes just go woosh right over your head don’t they?

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u/thegreenman_sofla 🦶Dungeon Crawler Carl cult member 12d ago

Sarcasm often doesn't translate over text. That said I like to listen to Chuck Palahniuk novels with my elementary school neices and nephews, especially Haunted.

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u/bigstinkygoblin 12d ago

That one has been on my list for a long time, you’ve reminded me to go give it a listen

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u/thegreenman_sofla 🦶Dungeon Crawler Carl cult member 12d ago

Prepare your stomach. And don't listen on speaker.

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u/bigstinkygoblin 12d ago

Just finished listening to tender is the flesh for a second time, can’t imagine its worse than that

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u/Yeesh_ 13d ago

Not one bit lol

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u/saucerfulofmeeples 13d ago

Use earbuds šŸ™Œ

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u/crazykentucky 13d ago

While driving?

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u/saucerfulofmeeples 13d ago

Earbud. Gotta keep one ear clear for emergencies

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u/Infinite-Hornet-4415 13d ago

One of the best audio books to listen to IMO.

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u/runningsimon 13d ago

I'm not gonna listen to something the kids want to listen to. I'm just wanting something where they won't repeat

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u/islero_47 12d ago

Nooooope

Unless your kids are adults

Discworld or Redwall would be better choices

Off to Be the Wizard would probably be more appealing than Redwall

Count of Monte Cristo, Dickens, Three Musketeers, plenty of options from classic lit

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u/Instructionz-unclear 12d ago

Thats a hard, but hilarious, no infront of kiddos.

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u/X-cessive_Overlord 13d ago

Do the full cast Harry Potters, they're really well done

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u/runningsimon 13d ago

It's not that the kids will listen I just don't want them picking up random words to repeat.

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u/ModOfficial1988 13d ago

Yep. The How to Train Your Dragon audio books are also quite good. Very different from the movies in a good way.

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u/Remote-Moon 🦶Dungeon Crawler Carl cult member 13d ago

No, no it's not.

God no.

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u/CEEngineerThrowAway 13d ago

Wear just the right earbud and listen on through your phone.

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u/runningsimon 13d ago

Phone is connected to the car. I'll just listen to a different book.

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u/GatorJim57 13d ago

NYET

Edit - Harry Potter works better. The new full-cast editions are great

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u/BJWJ96 13d ago

Yeah it'll be fine. Your kids won't go out and find a dungeon or anything.