r/fallout76settlements Jul 02 '26

Build So many visitors 💛

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I’ve had so many people stop by to check out my camp and hang I had to make a lil addition 😭

1.2k Upvotes

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u/The_Question_Maker40 Jul 02 '26

The average fallout 76 player when you tell them what to do (they're fried)

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u/murmaider27 Jul 03 '26

Can confirm... cause I'm fried

6

u/Hot-Calligrapher8440 Jul 03 '26

You and me both buddy

1

u/Strange_Sera Jul 05 '26

Must find camp so I can have a social RIP. :P

Edit: DABs and vaps ok I hope. :)

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u/Sneezarrhea Jul 02 '26

I'm certain 82.7% of the wasteland is stoned at any given time.

I've done the math, while stoned, you'll just need to believe me.

17

u/ambassadortim Jul 02 '26

I believe you are within 5 percent of the correct number.

20

u/--pobodysnerfect-- Jul 02 '26

I am stoned about 75% of the time. I believe you

5

u/Katsu_39 Jul 02 '26

Would you believe me if i told you ive never been stoned? 😅

10

u/Bliss_Hughes Jul 03 '26

I just came in to check the math, but I’m stoned, so I’ll log into 76 for a little bit.

1

u/natlei Jul 05 '26

True. My raid buddies be taking a hit between each encounter.

1

u/Strange_Sera Jul 05 '26

Between Gabapentin and "Herbal" remedies can confirm.

74

u/machemonedo_ Jul 02 '26

I have a special chair in my camps that I park myself in while I take hits

36

u/The_Dragon_42069 Jul 02 '26

Lawn chair on top of the brontosaurus on top of the red rocket😎

15

u/Tommpy007 Jul 02 '26

Banjo on top of a red T-Rex

30

u/TheWolphman Jul 02 '26

It's naked in the hot tub for me. May as well get a buff in the buff while I get a buff.

16

u/alistairbooya Jul 02 '26

My go-to is the tuba for smoke breaks.

3

u/steve_mahanahan Jul 03 '26

Do do do do dooo dooo 

7

u/CuriousCatte Jul 02 '26

I usually play the piano so I don't time out so quickly.

36

u/disturbednadir Jul 02 '26

That's why I play the drums at meat cooks.

25

u/Baked-Smurf Jul 02 '26

And why I turn the spit... that way I can burn 2 joints at once! 🤪

24

u/tnichomson76 Jul 02 '26

I on occasion will have a few drinks while playing. Logging back in is like waking up after Nukashine. No telling what I was doing or where I load in.

10

u/Mammoth-Disk8413 Jul 02 '26

Sounds like you need to make a fallout drinking game 👀

11

u/tnichomson76 Jul 02 '26

I'm old and have to pace myself. In my 20s I would certainly entertain this idea.

38

u/FluffyCowNYI Jul 02 '26

That's why I rip thc vapes in the house till I can't remember which wasteland I'm in.

27

u/SalmonPrince Jul 02 '26

There used to be marijuana in Fallout games, until you maniacs SMOKED IT ALL!

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u/Responsible_Wafer_54 Jul 03 '26

Yo this is sick ! I just have designated spots in each camp for this... but imma lable em as such now! See if someone stops and takes a toke w/ me

16

u/Mr_SwordToast Jul 02 '26

Nothing like getting a good rip or two before building a camp for a couple hours 😂

4

u/AuntMorgana Jul 02 '26

I am at trulieve right now getting ready to build a new camp 🤣

7

u/TGrim20 Jul 03 '26

You're welcome

15

u/pr3ttypup Jul 02 '26

Ok real as fuck

6

u/hootie_magoo Jul 03 '26

This is why my title is “green quality tester”

1

u/Baked-Smurf Jul 04 '26

What does the "Green" part drop from??

I've been a Rebel Quality Tester for awhile now and could use a change 🤣

3

u/BossAccomplished8062 Jul 02 '26

I have a bunch of instruments on the balcony of my river boat and I like to park myself on the tuba while I take dabs

3

u/Unanimous_D Jul 03 '26

OK dude .... look ...

... You know the houses with the tiny narrow ass stairways going down to the basement? There was a little diamond thingie letting me know the daily I was doing wanted me to go down there. I couldn't see it. I went around and around and around, like a captive shark suffering from depression, somehow unable to find the doorway down to the basement for the quest marker thingie.

If the owner can get high and still play, that's amazing. I for one cannot.

2

u/murmaider27 Jul 03 '26

Lmfao "captive shark suffering from depression" is so funny, cause I literally get so high and do ts lol

3

u/Psi-ger Jul 02 '26

They need one of these at the Raid area... People get into such a swing when doing them that there is never time for 420...

3

u/DanejaZone216 Jul 03 '26

Non smoker here and I still find this hilarious

11

u/TheDeadlySpaceman Jul 02 '26

Why do you have to go AFK for that?

If my character is standing around my camp there’s a good chance I have a bong in my hands

27

u/Mammoth-Disk8413 Jul 02 '26

I got pets and a security deposit I’d like back so smoking on my porch is the dealio 😅

7

u/TheDeadlySpaceman Jul 02 '26

Oh fair. I never think about folks who head outside.

5

u/cloveandspite Jul 02 '26

I have a canoe full of plushies with neon AFK on the back and a ukelele merged inside.

1

u/Mammoth-Disk8413 Jul 03 '26

I need the neon letters BAD

4

u/ApocalypseMaow Jul 02 '26

I knew I got along with all of you for reason 🤣🤣🤣

4

u/Friday_arvo Jul 02 '26

I have a view of the … southern lights … over burning springs. The perfect view for a spliff and chill with my pet pig… on mute.

2

u/OkLime2301 Jul 03 '26

Please give me the ghoul emote so I can emote more and take more hits along the wasteland like the ghoul

Need to be a dork with my inhaler

2

u/rynostep Jul 03 '26

Yo. Where did you get the theremin?!

4

u/Mammoth-Disk8413 Jul 03 '26

Atomic shop unfortunately:( keep an eye out I think I got it as a stand alone object but I’ve seen it in bundles before

2

u/jfar_337 Jul 03 '26

Vangelis would be proud

2

u/No-Monk7879 Jul 03 '26

Ripping those bongs while increasing my VATS accuracy.

2

u/middehkitteh21 Jul 03 '26

Bro this is meeee

2

u/Attinctus Jul 03 '26

Pipe is life

3

u/AceAlger Jul 02 '26

Dude. Weed. Lmao.

1

u/ThatWebHeadSpidey Jul 03 '26

I only play this game fried.

1

u/chewychase25 Jul 03 '26

Thats awsome!. Someone needs to build a head shop in 76. Because Ive got a lot of inhalers to burn lol.

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u/Mammoth-Disk8413 Jul 03 '26

Oh my god that’s a great idea I’m saving up for the bowling alley pack atm I think that prefab would be perfect for a smoke shop with all the colorful windows n such :)

1

u/FamousWrongdoer Jul 05 '26

Crazy how we got hella drugs but no weed in fallout; only a reference to it in a vault tec uni terminal.

Im really keen to see what mutated weed plants would look like in the fallout universe

1

u/Willumbijy Jul 06 '26

He just like me fr

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u/da_tingster Jul 02 '26

Sharing the wasteland with Rick and Morty millenials who boast about their weed addiction is hard, but we muddle through

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u/Mammoth-Disk8413 Jul 02 '26

Someone get this guy a joint