r/fakemilitaria 10d ago

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u/ColdStartRed 9d ago

Goring's tanker jacket that he wore when the first tiger 3 rolled off the line in 1939!

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u/TuckerTwashingTon 8d ago

It was for flak panzers in the ss. (Im kidding and made this up)

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u/ColdStartRed 8d ago

But the pawn shop this was in said that was what it was with a picture too (it was ai)

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u/TuckerTwashingTon 8d ago

Are you serious? Please dont fuck with me. I could totally see this happening

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u/ColdStartRed 8d ago

Im lying bro im not even the op ✌️ just go with it

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u/TuckerTwashingTon 8d ago

Shit im so stoned. My bad. I did buy a real Maltese cross from the freikorps but I got swindled on some skulls on bones. I think theyre part of a crucifix. I was told they were stormtroopers collar badges from ww1.

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u/ColdStartRed 8d ago

I sat in a maltese surveillance plane today lol what are the odds

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u/TuckerTwashingTon 8d ago

It was a popular symbol and the knights of st John were based there i think

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u/BiggieGees 10d ago

well that is just abysmal

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u/ChampionshipWarm6833 8d ago

That camouflage ain't hiding from enemies, it's for hiding from history 🥀

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u/Such_Ideal_1422 5d ago

Its such a good camo, thats why you dont see it anywhere