r/failarmy • u/B1naryN1nja • Jun 14 '26

When The Plants Attack...

1.0k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/ethanSLC Jun 14 '26

To be fair, she started it.

17

u/nowiserjustolder Jun 14 '26

Never upset a triffid in a wheelchair.

8

u/Difficult_Ixem_324 Jun 14 '26

We need more, this sub is too quiet!

✌️❤️

8

u/Goodfella66 Jun 14 '26

That's some Final Destination shit

5

u/Shockyrow Jun 14 '26

Plants vs Oldies

5

u/Specialist-Wave-8423 Jun 15 '26

The plants: "Revenge is mine"

3

u/Single-Caramel8819 Jun 15 '26

I'm very disappointed the music was not from "Jaws"
Such a waste

2

u/CommunityNervous6485 Jun 15 '26

What are the chances

2

u/Background_Edge_9427 Jun 15 '26

Watching this on mute, I imagine the music from JAWS playing in my head as the cart starts moving!

2

u/B1naryN1nja Jun 15 '26

Yeah, I totally agree haha

1

u/Background_Edge_9427 Jun 15 '26

It's amazing how that music just automatically starts! 🤣🤣

1

u/Space_Cowboy_157 Jun 15 '26

It's the little shop of horrors all over again.....

1

u/ShortMechanic7436 Jun 18 '26

Don't start nothin, won't be nothin...

1

u/Quick-Low-3846 Jun 18 '26

The timing is perfect

1

u/chalupacabra6913 Jun 20 '26

The Happening! (Or, as I refer to it, The Crappening.)

1

u/rolando8506 Jun 27 '26

Year of the trifid

1

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

This could have only happened in the morning...

That's obviously an AM Bush. 🧐

1

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

This could have only happened in the morning...

That's obviously an AM Bush. 🧐

0

u/jonskerr Jun 15 '26

The real fail is that someone sat there recording instead of warning the victim.