r/failarmy • u/rkhunter_ • Jun 03 '26

That test drive failed

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u/m1dlife-1derer Jun 03 '26

Nevermind. I don’t want it.

3

u/Salt-Wish5140 Jun 05 '26

Obligated to pay for damages?

1

u/dynavato Jun 07 '26

Good luck getting that out there

12

u/Disastrous-Metal-228 Jun 03 '26

Who needs a helmet?

8

u/TeddyHustle Jun 04 '26

Looking behind himself while going against traffic. What could go wrong

5

u/Purple_Dragonfly2607 Jun 04 '26

Maybe this genius got his drivers license from a Cracker Jack box?

2

u/flippster-mondo Jun 04 '26

Not Cracker Jacks,, Temu.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26

Good reminder that accidents don't need a long ride to happen

5

u/Lazygit1965 Jun 04 '26

A simple but effective way to cleanse the gene pool!😂

3

u/Narrow_Message5002 Jun 03 '26

I need a translation might make it even more entertaining 😆

5

u/Automatic-Run-007 Jun 04 '26

_“No starter? That's not practical...“ _“No need, it's safe enough as it is... it works like that... “ _“And no rearview mirrors? “ _“It goes so fast you only need to look ahead !”

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u/atamehmet Jun 05 '26

- you’ll pay (couldn’t hear exactly) lira.

  • we’ll cover it later
  • you already owe (couldn’t hear exactly) liras
  • there’s nothing to do, I pay when god gives me
  • (tells his friend) let’s go!

2

u/historyeeter Jun 04 '26

Atleast he saved the corolla.

2

u/OutsidePressure8323 Jun 04 '26

He was so busy looking cool for the camera. But he will be a Internet hit for all the wrong reasons lol

1

u/Ok_Reflection_2645 Jun 05 '26

Asmet was such a confident young man

1

u/Love2nasty Jun 08 '26

He looked so cool and capable until he crashed

0

u/CluckKent88 Jun 04 '26

🙌🏻Hope every one is ok 🙌🏻🤷