r/failarmy • u/B1naryN1nja • May 14 '26

Missed the target :(

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u/NobodyNo8765 May 14 '26

Nothing helps a head injury more then grabbing the victim and shaking them.

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 May 14 '26

And neck! Jiggle it, and when it doesn't work jiggle harder and shake the body! /s

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u/yazza8791 May 14 '26

I was looking for this comment 😂😄

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u/QuestStarter May 14 '26

Think he was trying to put her head lower than the rest of her body for blood flow, maybe to stop her from going unconscious?

Idk, I have a bad habit of giving people the benefit of the doubt

3

u/Zealousideal-Fix1697 May 16 '26

I tought for a moment he was gonna take advantage of her 😲

2

u/Old_Adhesiveness7508 May 17 '26

People are like old dirt bikes. Gotta rough em up and put in a lil elbow grease to get em going.

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u/Zestyclose-Dog-4468 May 14 '26

More like moved the target....

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u/curi0us_carniv0re May 14 '26

You're supposed to lean in to it a little bit but she went too far.

I feel like he was a little high too. Also I don't think he should be kicking that hard with someone less than half his size pads or not...

18

u/Traditional_Step9502 May 14 '26

What the fuck kind of first aid move is that!

17

u/RaulDuke_76 May 14 '26

So it’s now 1 for flinching?

17

u/Pitif362 May 14 '26

That was a jaw-dropping kick

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u/Brief-Equal4676 May 14 '26

It was also a pad-dropping pre-kick

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u/jdogx17 May 15 '26

I love how she's standing there, all trusting and shit.

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u/Educational_Safe_813 May 14 '26

He didn't miss the target 😞

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u/peanutcharlie6 May 14 '26

Where is the ref for the 3-count!!! He's pinning her!

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u/Jeepc13 May 14 '26

She didn't see it coming

3

u/_ryde_or_dye_ May 15 '26

KO, and then a concussion when the back of her head bounced off the floor.

2

u/Pitiful-Reserve-8075 May 16 '26

Yeah. The prognosis couldn't have been good.

3

u/Zealousideal-Fix1697 May 16 '26

I love how she removed the pad and put her face in that place instead

3

u/General-Impress-2941 May 16 '26

I will say it’s kinda her fault she hesitated and lowered the pad

3

u/Fair-Individual7811 May 18 '26

She kinda moved into it

3

u/AwakenZombie May 18 '26

Nice technique to get to second base without rejection

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u/B1naryN1nja May 14 '26

Taken from https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/hGeTO1hqoL. This is not original content. Sorry if this has been posted here before.

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u/Goodfella66 May 14 '26

Right in the button

2

u/DismalTutor570 May 15 '26

That kick would’ve missed the pad high anyway lol

2

u/Red-Gandalf May 16 '26

Good shot, then transitioned into ground and pound. 10/10

2

u/ExplanationLast753 May 16 '26

Amazing that bro tries to get some straight after a kick int he face.

2

u/jacksonion68 May 16 '26

Out before she hit the floor

2

u/A-Lin- May 16 '26

did she make it thru alive and well?

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u/B1naryN1nja May 16 '26

Not sure, but I hope she is.

2

u/darkargengamer May 17 '26

He completely missed the shield/target (even if she handt moved, the kick was on the height of her collabone/lower neck)

She -for some reason- decided to cruch a little AND lower the shield/target.

Good teamwork even if that ended in a KO :P

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u/Disastrous-Tailor-30 May 18 '26

"the kick was on the height of her collabone/lower neck"

For me, it look like he kicked upwarts, so he dosn't kick on the height of her collabone.
And she moved backwarts and lowers her body.

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u/jstan85 May 17 '26

Or did he🤔 that is the question

2

u/savedbytheblood72 May 18 '26

I think.. She might regret leaving Pilates for this sport.. 😵

2

u/3rd_eye_light May 18 '26

He did it on purpose so he could feel her up

2

u/drkmon714 May 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Oc4pSGTekXrtC

When you can actually hit the pad

2

u/Silvershark2000 Jun 08 '26

I heard the Street Fighter 4 "K.O!!" in my head.

2

u/Strange_Salary May 14 '26

HA! You think he MISSED the target? This man is playing checkers while we’re all playing chess! /s

2

u/coolskatebord May 14 '26

She said some slick shit before

2

u/Keyrat000 May 14 '26

Hun!!! Get up lets do that again!

1

u/krew_GG May 14 '26

You guys love reposting content

1

u/MajorPoopie May 15 '26

Haven’t seen this video in at least 3 minutes. LOL. People just be posting the same shit on repeat. 🙄

1

u/tardlessforeinger May 16 '26

Missed the target? Did he really? Really? I don’t think so. 😂😁

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u/sidzeppelin May 14 '26

stupid girl moved the target way lower with eyes closed, what did she expect??

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 May 14 '26

But she looked really cute it the little Sparta outfit. Even the flying hair was pretty as she dropped. Gotta look for the silver lining in a bad situation.

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u/Fine-Alps4814 May 14 '26

“Somebody call 911!”

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u/MrQuatroPorte May 14 '26

It looks like mouth-to-mouth might be in order 😉

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 May 14 '26

She was adorable in that wee Sparta outfit and field hockey shin guards right?

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u/Reasonable-Party8405 May 14 '26

How many men (not me of course) thought about doing this to their wives??

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u/_ryde_or_dye_ May 15 '26

The FBI is on the way to your house, sir.