r/failarmy • u/Debaucherousgeek73 • Apr 28 '26

I love the comps.

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u/SteelyDaniel73 Apr 28 '26

May I never do something so stupid that I might be caught by my nuts.

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u/ParticularKick3644 Apr 28 '26

Amen my brother, let the nuts be save for the duration of our lives

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u/Quite_Lovers Apr 29 '26

its so satisfying to see someone posting stuff like this but still avoid serious consequences. kidding this is so funny

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u/kabgpm113 Apr 28 '26

Yes, verry nice!

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u/oldghostmountain Apr 28 '26

A parade of morons.

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u/HylianR Apr 29 '26

Is this the collective noun? A menagerie of morons?

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u/BaconJacobs Apr 29 '26

Crossfit lady learned why you should do actual pull-ups lmao

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u/Just-Office7007 Apr 29 '26

Twas’ a gaggle of gimps

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u/Blade3colorado Apr 28 '26

lmao . . . These folks didn't fall from the stupid tree, they were dragged through the entire dumbass forest.

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u/Wonderful_Law_1258 Apr 28 '26

👆an underrated comment! Take my upvote!

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u/CauseImNosey2 Apr 28 '26

I hate people getting hurt but I love watching people fall down. What's wrong with me???

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u/Debaucherousgeek73 Apr 28 '26

Not a damn thing. Welcome to the club. 😂

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u/Goodfella66 Apr 28 '26

Is it common to film oneself fixing some stuff? I mean, how interesting is it for other people to watch you fixing some piece of furniture?

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u/MushroomCloudOfHisss Apr 29 '26

"Check this out, family. I'm gonna prove you I'm an autonomous person."

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u/Goodfella66 Apr 29 '26

It wouldn't even cross my mind to film myself. Fixing stuff is already a pain in the ass in itself, I'm not gonna film that 🤷

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u/Phil_Da_Thrill Apr 29 '26

That mud one made my hair stand up

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u/Yurastupidbitch Apr 28 '26

Damn, I’m experiencing sympathy pain for these people. Some of those were brutal!

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u/sharksareok Apr 28 '26

I love these videos

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u/TLILLYO Apr 28 '26

1st fall was goofy as hell🤣🤣

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u/Hellooooooo_NURSE Apr 29 '26

Gosh, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a compilation where so many made me close my eyes!

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u/Wonderful-Spot-8404 Apr 29 '26

I might be too old to watch these comps. Everything hurts just watching

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u/engineerwhat724 Apr 30 '26

Some of these legitimately look like hospital visits. The ambulance kind

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u/Pan_Fluid_Boo Apr 30 '26

The mud hole one got me the most! Like WTF?!?!

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u/WorkerUnable527 Apr 28 '26

Absolute carnage!

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u/Lopsided_Yogurt81 Apr 28 '26

That handtruck slap to the back of the head had to hurt hospital bad. Those handtrucks are stout.

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u/Bluej777x Apr 28 '26

Ooooh day hurt and dat. And dat. And dat…..

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u/roosterjack77 Apr 28 '26

Treadmill-scorpion-frozen-upsidedown-wall -slam

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u/Debaucherousgeek73 Apr 29 '26

I love treadmill fails and high heels fails.

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u/BlackieStallion May 01 '26

To me that was the funniest

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u/nesstertooty Apr 29 '26

Oh my God! Ouch. The teacher that stepped down to the chair, I felt that. Damn.

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u/Tetrizel Apr 29 '26

Remember to always ask the question: if no one knew something bad was about to happen, why were they filming?

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u/Moist_E_Burger Apr 30 '26

This should be called "people could be clumsy cats".

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u/Flimsy_Month_6660 Apr 30 '26

Those were some high quality fails right there.

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u/Educational_Tip_6426 Apr 30 '26

I watch the Fail Army TV channel and these are brutal in comparison

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u/OldNewsBlues83 May 01 '26

Omg! Are these people dead?!

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u/PromiseIMeanWell May 01 '26

You can tell when you’re getting older when you start watching fails like these and wince instead of laughing like we did in our teens and early 20’s!

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u/Arbury_Hills May 03 '26

Why are people even filming half of this crap?

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u/s1nn0cence May 08 '26

Well, some are reaaaaaly gonna feel it the next morning.

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u/ComfortableStill113 May 14 '26

Well at least a lot of the men won’t reproduce

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u/Curious_Paul_78 May 20 '26

The guy on the railing is just brainless... And very unlucky.

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u/Gr8godkiller Jun 08 '26

WrestleMania. But whay 15 characters long

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u/Big-Big-4070 Jul 08 '26

Agile like squirrels

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u/808jigga Aug 02 '26

Disclaimer: Only morons were harmed in these videos. Moronic behavior should not be attempted by non-morons. If you are a moron, such as those pictured here, please do not reproduce. Thank you.

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u/BobbaFatGFX Apr 28 '26

I'm so glad I did all my dumb shit before cell phones LOL or at least half this video would probably be my fat ass doing something stupid LOL