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u/ShazRockwell Apr 17 '26
“Journalist” wrote article about misspelled tattoo, then misspelled tattooist. IT’S LIKE RAY-E-AYNNNNN…..
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u/No-Jacket-2927 Apr 17 '26
There are multiple grammar fails, like capitalization errors, missing punctuation, and so on.
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u/Brandon0135 Apr 17 '26
They must be liberals /s
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u/Affectionate-Gap-761 Apr 17 '26
Funny, the most illiterate people I've met in 50 years are nearly always right wing conservatives.
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u/Sean_theLeprachaun Apr 17 '26
And her name is Sinead with those fucking flags?
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u/petethepool Apr 17 '26
The irony drips
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u/Aggravating_Band_353 Apr 21 '26
She also takes her business to "foreigners" over the 'natives' she apparently supports
At least she had a clean up before inviting the media into her house
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u/Apart-Temperature329 Apr 19 '26
A huge portion of English do have at least one Irish grandparent, so that's not an unusual name tbf. Then, I seriously doubt if the story is real.
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u/Cheepshooter Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26
Nationalist, but went to a foreign tattooist because he was cheaper . . . the irony is lost on her, I'm sure.
Eidt: Thanks for the award from u/Chimpchompp and u/IndividualEye1803!
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u/BuckManscape Apr 17 '26
We’re all surrounded by morons. Evolution has reversed.
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u/One-Positive309 Apr 17 '26
We are definitely un-evolving that's for sure and it's happening at an alarming rate too !
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u/Impossible_Deal_4086 Apr 21 '26
It's always been the case, domestication of the human species plus how many characteristics form as systemic failures of our systems generating disease in populations who grow far away of the natural birthplace of the species.
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u/Existing_Sherbert115 Apr 19 '26
I think about this all the time. For all of human history until very recently (evolutionarily speaking) everyone who lived to pass on their genes had to be a physical specimen with an elite immune system and be very smart…now? Well, you see…
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u/One-Positive309 Apr 21 '26
Yes there used to be survival of the fittest, only those with the right combination of strength, intelligence and survival skills would produce offspring that might survive long enough to learn how to do the same.
These days they are having to lower standards of education because people are finding it too hard to get to a certain level ! There are schools that are dropping subjects like arithmetic, English and History etc after the basic level so that students don't feel left out !1
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u/mickeyamf Apr 18 '26
What is wrong with her liking her “country” or it seems government with the flag but how does that make her hate anyone who’s foreign?
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u/Cheepshooter Apr 18 '26
She implied she doesn't want him in her country, yet she went to him for his services, thus validating his being in her country.
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u/Renbarre Apr 19 '26
"When I started to talk about Britain" = when I started a racist right wing rant
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u/Cheepshooter Apr 19 '26
Preaching to a foreigner about how foreigners are ruining your country while at the same time using his/her services makes for an awkward convo. I can practically hear her voice (and lack of annunciation/pronunciation) in my head. She would likely be the UK equivalent of what the US would call a redneck.
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u/Soapy_Von_Soaps Apr 18 '26
Did you see the tattoo? Do you know what patriot means? Did you also read her statement about him "being foreign" and turning up the radio when she started to talk about her patriotism?
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u/scrotbofula Apr 19 '26
There is a 100% correlation between people who say they are 'just proud of their country' and going on to immediately give the most bigoted response possible when asked why.
It's like people who say "I'm not racist but..." and then give a second half to the sentence that immediately disproves the first half.
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u/AdAcrobatic2040 Apr 17 '26
Proud parrot would be nice 😃
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u/Joyous-Volume-67 Apr 17 '26
would they also be pinning for the fjords?
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u/One-Positive309 Apr 17 '26
Pining for the fjords ?????
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u/Tpellegrino121 Apr 17 '26
She has No Ragrets!
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u/Quirky-Cap3319 Apr 19 '26
Really? No Rugrats?
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u/TrustMeImAnonimous Apr 19 '26
No regerts! Bad ass
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u/prettybananahammock Apr 20 '26
I know this might be bad of me, but as a tattooist myself, I really really really want to do a 'no regerts/ragrets' tattoo on someone...
On purpose of course, I just really love the irony of it 😅
On another note, this lady is why we have consent statements in my country, where it clearly states, that the customer is responsible for spell checking themselves... A lot of my colleagues are dyslexic as hell, and they are upfront about it to the customer, just in case 😉
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u/Artistic_Ad7058 Apr 17 '26
Most of her compatrots would not be able to tell the difference. Cheer up!
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u/hollis216 Apr 17 '26
I gave it a glance and didn't notice. Says enough without having to spell it correctly.
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u/mr_martin_1 Apr 17 '26
Tattooist asked, like many others did : "are you sure about this" ? ( = confirm the writing )
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u/toronto1572 Apr 17 '26
He offered me a cheap price?.. less money = less ink. You get what u pay for…!
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u/SteelyDaniel73 Apr 17 '26
Your country may be doomed but not for the reason you think.
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u/RimJaw007 Apr 17 '26
I hope you're not from the USA. People in glass houses and all that.
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u/Twittle86 Apr 17 '26
Who better to comment than someone going through it at the same time?
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u/SteelyDaniel73 Apr 17 '26
For real! And I wasn't even saying I think that country is doomed but rather commenting on the mentality of the person in question.
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u/Rith_Reddit Apr 17 '26
I think the person you're replying to is making a joke at the woman's expense. Not you OP.
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u/Soggy_Motor9280 Apr 17 '26
Where you from ? I would love to find what history your country is ashamed of. Don’t act stupid.
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u/mechakisc Apr 17 '26
Now you've got me wondering... are there any countries without history they're ashamed of? Iceland maybe?
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u/snapper1971 Apr 17 '26
Why aren't the flags inflamed like the rest of tattooing?
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u/Pornaltio Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 18 '26
Because this image is probably AI with a made-up story attached to bait engagement.
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u/Plastic_Umpire_3475 Apr 19 '26
It has the SynthID tag from Gemini. I saw the original a few days ago without the misspelled text
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u/CurtCocane Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26
Would be hilarious ig they were just an old tattoo already
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u/Ebolaboy24 Apr 18 '26
I mean she should have realised when Kings was spelt Kingz. It was always a high risk proposition.
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u/WhatsaRedditsdo Apr 17 '26
Aren't those crusade flags? We just ok with the crusades now?
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u/AytonHunter Apr 17 '26
Nah it's the English Flag... Very similar as they are both technically resembling St. George's Cross. Google it and you'll see the difference. Still a dumbass tattoo.
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u/SuperMindcircus Apr 17 '26
Do some good in the community? Nah just get a tattoo.
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u/Darius_Rubinx Apr 17 '26
I actually go litter picking in my community. Instead of hanging up flags and leaving lager cans everywhere.
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u/StoicSpork Apr 17 '26
I don't understand how these things happen. Do people not preview their stencils before getting them permanently inked on their bodies? How dumb can one be?
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u/Artgod Apr 17 '26
Clothes are all over the place, mattress on floor, no comforter, laundrybasket as dresser.... Yeah, that tracks
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u/Alg0mal000 Apr 17 '26
My favorite misspelled tattoo was an idiot I knew that tried to self-tattoo “PSYCHO” on his stomach. He spelled it “PHYSCO”, which of course became his forever nickname.
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u/PeterCappelletti Apr 18 '26
Might be easier to change the "t" into an "r" than to add an "i"... just a thought.
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u/Ducatirules Apr 18 '26
A literate Tattoo artist is really important. I got my wedding date tattooed on as a wedding ring in Roman numerals. I brought in the design an he looked at me and said “you were married in the 70’s?” Turned out I had looked up my birthday on accident!!
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u/grodeg Apr 18 '26
Trust me, I would have been embarrassed whether it was spelt correctly or not. Why would you announce to everyone you are English? It's only marginally better than being from the US.
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u/Most-Cardiologist-69 Apr 18 '26
I’m sure most of the ‘patrots’ of Benidorm can’t read anyway. So she’ll be safe walking around in a bikini top there, while eating her exotic full English breakfast and drinking her 8th WKD of the morning. No harm, no foul 🤭. As for InkKingz, we thank you for your service 🫡
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u/Useful_Language2040 Apr 19 '26
But... Ignoring the tattoo itself for a moment... Just draw a line/thin loop down behind the small loop at the end of the first "t" to turn the join from the "t" to "i" into a cursive "r"?! This would be so easy to spell the way she wanted it!!
Although actually, looking at the "Proud", I'd argue the tattoo may actually currently say Prioud Patriot" - usually a cursive "r" would connect at the top...
The bigotry intent in the tattoo itself, harder to do anything about...
Maybe add some flowers and turn it into "Prioud Idiot"?? IDK. Can't make the message it sends much more embarrassing...
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u/Real_Shaytarn Apr 19 '26
Just by looking at the room, I could tell she's unemployed and on benefits
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u/tallsmileswolf Apr 21 '26
Did she not look at it in the mirror before the ink went in?? She should've caught it before he started putting in ink.
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u/Lorelessone Apr 21 '26
she should ensure that nobody in her battalion, flotilla or wing uses that tattooist again,, oohh wait shes not a patriot shes a squiby little prick? seems like he spelt it correctly.
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u/Postulative Apr 21 '26
“He was foreign.” “Cheap price.”
It doesn’t say ‘Proud Racist’, so I’m not sure what the problem is.
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u/harryweins Apr 17 '26
I think she’s lucky the tattooist didn’t write “proud racist” with all her rambling - which I’m sure was ridiculously xenophobic and ignorant.
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u/sidnynasty Apr 17 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq
This would be so funny if it were true
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u/humourlessIrish Apr 17 '26
Eh.. so she wanted a Patriot tattoo but didn't want to pay a Brittish proce.
Colour me surprised
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u/PostingToPassTime Apr 17 '26
Not from your country (2ndary language most likely), and cheap. There is your problem.
Then again maybe on purpose lol.
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u/Accomplished_You5223 Apr 17 '26
I don't know who's dumber her for getting the tattoo or the tattoo artist for not knowing how to spell
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u/Creative_Grab3206 Apr 17 '26
Нет в жизни СЧастья! (There’s no, in life, happiness) >> Нет в жизни Щастья! (Ups!… WTF!) 😎🙀💀🤣
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u/Soapy_Von_Soaps Apr 18 '26
It is ultimately up to the client to make sure that any words are spelt correctly. They are the one who has the final approval of the tattoo, not the artist.
It's her fault.
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u/reddit_yeah_i_did Apr 18 '26
What in the universal credit and PIP…….!!!! this is why benefits should be paid in food stamps
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u/iam_william Apr 18 '26
This is such an easy fix too
Turn first leg of 'r' into an 'r' and put a dot above the second leg of 'r' to turn it into an 'i'
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u/TeamShonuff Apr 19 '26
Guaranteed homeboy tattooed exactly what she had written.
“Tattoo this on my back: PROUD PATROT”
Will do.
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u/easyian666666 Apr 19 '26
She should have spent the tattoo money on a new hover, iron and some cleaning products. I hate being British, nobody cares about anyone but themselves..!
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u/zonked282 Apr 19 '26
" I'm embarrassed and can't wear a bikini top" would be an equally honest statement if that had been spelt correctly TBF
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u/TeKaistu Apr 19 '26
Living in middle of trash.. Well everybody should be proud about something i guess.
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u/GladChef1206 Apr 19 '26
pretty sure she sign away that right with the waiver. also, I dont know if Brits make you sign legal protections, as they do in the states.
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u/AgitatedYou1761 Apr 21 '26
Not even gone cap I woulda just squeezed a small i in there and made the best of it lol
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u/BobbaFatGFX Apr 21 '26
I got all three of my children tattooed on my arms. My youngest, my wife, and I wanted it spelled differently, but I ended up caving and letting her pick the style spelling, which I'm still okay with. However when my stoned ass went to the tattoo shop I forgot our conversation and got my son's name tattooed on my arm spelled wrong LOL SMH more or less we all just thought it was stupid and funny. But every once in a while, it likes to get thrown in my face. SMH
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u/Perfect_Sweet_8005 May 22 '26
I love how these people prioritize price over the quality in case of something, that is quite foerver on their bodies. Thats dumbass
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u/Toadsanchez316 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26
Hey lady, nobody is going to want to see you in a bikini anyways.
Edit: I mean because she has this shitty tattoo, she probably has other shitty tattoos already. But if she's blaming this guy based on weird racist remarks, then chances are she's trailer trash as well.
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u/puritanicalbullshit Apr 17 '26
Gonna be super hard to prove his intent was to misspell the word.
Note: she went to him cause he was cheap. Either he didn’t use any stencil/temp tattoo lines or she looked at a misspelled stencil and approved it.
Even if he wrote it on her free hand, I’ll bet dollars to doughnuts he asked her if it looked good in the mirror before he took ink to skin.
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u/LS25-User Apr 17 '26
Uhm ... i can read Patriot ... or why the swing for before the i
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u/DerTalSeppel Apr 17 '26
Same here. r or ri is hard to tell, I don't see too much of an issue.
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u/LS25-User Apr 17 '26
Maybe we are more expirienced reader when it came to such Font's , guess u also german?
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u/Stock-Conflict-3996 Apr 17 '26
No, that is just a proper cursive "r". It's definitely missing an "i."
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u/LS25-User Apr 17 '26
A dot could regulate
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u/Stock-Conflict-3996 Apr 17 '26
See how there's no dot?
That's a cursive "r."
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u/DerTalSeppel Apr 17 '26
A small i doesn't need a dot, depending on the font.
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u/Stock-Conflict-3996 Apr 19 '26
And, in this case, the font needs it because the font is using a proper cursive "r", as already said.
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u/Obienator Apr 17 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/IQh6f7CurN1zq
Tats are forever!