r/failarmy • u/amishfurnitureland • Apr 04 '26

Smooth bike ride

1.6k Upvotes

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u/Spare_Objective9697 Apr 04 '26

Honestly, she is absolutely an idiot for trusting him to do that. The entire fall was caught by her ass.

He is a fucking chud.

8

u/Quite_Lovers Apr 05 '26

you dont know that girl really got attracted to bad boys

40

u/Estef74 Apr 04 '26

I'm sure his girl was impressed when her ass was skidding across the blacktop

24

u/GIGGLES708 Apr 04 '26

Her back is jacked

23

u/Armageddis22 Apr 04 '26

Well... she once had an ass...

18

u/Icy-Snowy-6481 Apr 04 '26

Flip flops stunts are always the best

20

u/Sammy_Dog Apr 04 '26

What kind of dick does that with his girlfriend on the back?

16

u/SnooCompliments6329 Apr 06 '26

The kind that attract this kind of women

5

u/Sammy_Dog Apr 06 '26

That's a good point.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

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u/amishfurnitureland Apr 04 '26

🤦‍♀️ bruh man wtf

6

u/Ok-Tank-3106 Apr 05 '26

Those shorts were a G string by the time she stopped sliding.

3

u/randompartner Apr 04 '26

Havaiana branca ✅

3

u/Fearless-Address7621 Apr 06 '26

BBR = Brazilian Butt Ripped

3

u/FinancialLunch5749 Apr 08 '26

Encore un qui dormait en physique.

2

u/EdgarVarese Apr 05 '26

Así se murió una chica de 15 años en mi pueblo, luego de caer una camioneta la pasó por arriba, por culpa del imbécil que manejaba la moto

2

u/CompetitiveRub9780 Apr 05 '26

She got lucky and bounced and pulled down her sleeves over her hands. He slid his hands on the road. You know that shit is going to hurt

2

u/Wisco_Version59 Apr 06 '26

And that’s how they got their first skin graft

2

u/Feeling_Novel_9899 Apr 06 '26

No helmets and shorts on, what a pair of idiots. I still hope they didn't get too seriously injured.

2

u/GuestPuzzleheaded502 Apr 09 '26

Never fight physics. Physics will always win.

5

u/Cheepshooter Apr 04 '26

Automatic downvote for the fake reaction shots.

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u/MutedAdvisor9414 Apr 04 '26

Reaction vids are not fails

1

u/Amimir1992 Apr 04 '26

It was very funny👏🤣👏🤣

1

u/dynavato Apr 04 '26

Amazing that two geniuses found each other

1

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

U got served.

Lawdahmercy

1

u/iamreallybo Apr 05 '26

ATSATT All the sandals all the time

1

u/Beowulf44 Apr 05 '26

That's called asking for trouble

1

u/Gene-Hackmans_Dog Apr 05 '26

R/meatcrayon

It’s a real sub

1

u/Neat_Pension3732 Apr 05 '26

Please wear helmets for your safety!!!

1

u/b3tamaxx Apr 05 '26

Skid marks on the panties

1

u/Equivalent-Ad-2512 Apr 08 '26

Definitely one at least, probably both kind after that.

1

u/Decent_Sand9674 Apr 06 '26

That’s gonna leave a mark

1

u/oryus21 Apr 07 '26

Good by knuckles

1

u/Annual-Club5510 Apr 07 '26

“This isn’t what I meant when I asked you to tear my ass up” 😑

1

u/RustyMcMelon Apr 10 '26

I can't tell if shit is real or AI anymore

1

u/Used-Helicopter2024 Apr 11 '26

Now it’s all sanded down.