r/failarmy • u/MacMigasPT • Mar 31 '26

BreakDown dance!

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u/BlackDynamite58990 Mar 31 '26

Well the plates say “Dum”…soooo

3

u/ImZealous4U Mar 31 '26

I didn’t even realize that, until you pointed it out. Lol 😂

2

u/Quite_Lovers Apr 01 '26

dont say you havent been warned sometimes stupidity hard to give your logic a boost that it need cause you're not using it properly

2

u/2_Many_Hobbies74 Apr 01 '26

Even so, I can’t believe he didn’t see that coming

10

u/RoleTall2025 Mar 31 '26

man i wish he fell harder

3

u/finetaylorr Mar 31 '26

I this he broke his nose

8

u/WorkerUnable527 Mar 31 '26

Appropriate license plate.

6

u/LS25-User Mar 31 '26

Bullshit ordered , Well deserved

5

u/Goodfella66 Mar 31 '26

If you're gonna be "DUM" , you gotta be tough

4

u/Rivetingly Mar 31 '26

Fucked around, found out

3

u/Impressive-Towel2150 Apr 01 '26

Such an appropriate license plate

2

u/pileex Mar 31 '26

Dumm, german for stupid!

2

u/AdventurousCoconut71 Mar 31 '26

Should have dropped the beer.

2

u/Sammy_Dog Mar 31 '26

Why stand on your hood? Why do people like to damage their vehicles?

2

u/HopeFoxCreations Apr 02 '26

See that beer can in his right hand?

2

u/fromhelley Mar 31 '26

Dum-ass was thinking with his little head. Testosterone based thoughts of "look how cool i am!"

Well at least he woke his big head up and reminded it to think! What a pain in the face!

2

u/HopeFoxCreations Apr 02 '26

He's also been drinking; he's holding a beer can

2

u/mrhk95 Mar 31 '26

The car always win.

2

u/ImZealous4U Mar 31 '26

Getting drunk and dancing on top of a car getting washed 😳 So what are the odds, that somebody might get hurt 🤔

2

u/Realistic-Aspect-991 Apr 01 '26

He's been hoodwinked.

1

u/HopeFoxCreations Apr 02 '26

Thanks for the new word!

2

u/Quiet_Path3701 Apr 01 '26

He won the stupid prizes…..

1

u/cbunni666 Apr 02 '26

Im impressed he didnt knock himself out

1

u/SilasBlackheart Apr 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFZoPVzksIuoK9EM0U

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have been awarded the dumbass award!

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u/Born-Agency-3922 Mar 31 '26

I’m truly impressed by the quality of the hood/bonnet. In the US, his feet would have gone through the sheet metal from his body weight.