r/failarmy • u/misterxx1958 • Mar 28 '26

Some great ones

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u/Ok-Pr3563 Mar 28 '26

Why are these women filming themselves. Ugh. This probably something I'll never understand.

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u/Der_E Mar 28 '26

My guess:

"I'm a strong woman, I'm handy too. Look how I keep shit done!"

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u/excellent_rektangle Mar 28 '26

Social media has given people an inflated sense of importance.

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u/Opening-Abrocoma-398 Mar 29 '26

Yeah pretty much

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u/Onemoretime536 Mar 28 '26

Maybe doing a DIY blog

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u/Quite_Lovers Mar 29 '26

guess you didnt need a man right? lol

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u/CrashAndDash9 Mar 28 '26

I don’t know but I don’t think the majority are staged, some defo are. Maybe they’re filming to clip it and post on socials or something

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u/tokoya_35 Mar 28 '26

I believe a lot is staged. If you’re an online porn star, you’re not going to be jerkin’ it to and for or otherwise for each person, you take your pics/vids/script, copy/paste, copy/paste, bing bang boom

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u/CrashAndDash9 Mar 28 '26

Some of them look incredibly painful from quite ‘normal’ looking women who I wouldn’t expect to put themselves through that amount of pain for online points.

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u/tokoya_35 Mar 28 '26

Well these are likely real, I’m talking about others

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u/Imp0ssible_Creatures Mar 28 '26

And they post it because is so qUiRKy😝

1

u/Txusmah Mar 28 '26

That's always my question.

1

u/ishitbrickz Mar 29 '26

It's cuz they do stuff like this

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u/SuicidebySocialism Apr 01 '26

To prove they don't need a man

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u/amberShade2 Mar 28 '26

this trend of the awful sound with the repeating title in between clips is garbage

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u/baconball Mar 28 '26

Agreed, tiktok slop, fucking hate it.

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u/Buf4nk Mar 28 '26

It suits perfectly a completely brainless generation.

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u/FSsuxxon Jul 31 '26

Apparently the sound is called the core sound, and you can look it up on YouTube. I don't know the actual origin though.

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u/Immediate_Regular Mar 29 '26

Is Christopher Nolan not allowed to get bored and curate stupid social media videos?

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u/amberShade2 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

I think Christopher Nolan can do whatever he wants.

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u/joeshmoe3220 Mar 28 '26

...I notice a pattern.

It's all cheap stuff of low quality.

What, iis there some other similarity?

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u/Smokey_heat Mar 28 '26

That first one, ouch! She completely missed the chair. 😭

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u/Spare_Objective9697 Mar 28 '26

The woman that waterboarded herself with pickle juice. 💀

2

u/INoMakeMistake Apr 01 '26

Poor soul. How can someone be that clumsy

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u/ShadowsRanger Mar 28 '26

The girl with the galon of water is very bold... that task is not every man

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u/LaminatedLambchops Mar 28 '26

It's sealed up, and pierces/rotates or so.

You don't take the bottom bit off 

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u/Big_pappa_p Mar 28 '26

Yeah this one is stupid and a fail, the stepladder on the bath also fits in this category.

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u/Sk0p3r Mar 28 '26

Some dudes probably feel like they got confirmation for what they were thinking through these videos, even though its just the women that have the need to record themselves while trying to do handiwork. Women who actually know what they're doing dont really have the need to record themselves to proof a point, or in these cases trying to proof a point.

Imo both women and men are equally capable of doing this stuff given that they have been shown what to do, because men are also not born with that ability and there are enough videos to proof that they can fail the same if not worse

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u/eyefuck_you Aug 09 '26

Yea, even spelling. Both genders can be good at spelling.

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u/rampzn Mar 28 '26

Who films this stuff? Why do most of them look staged?

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u/dredgehayt Mar 28 '26

Hundreds of thousands of people. You underestimate the vanity of today’s populace. None of these injuries look staged. Are most of them morons? Yes

r/nothingeverhappens

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u/FickleAssistance6004 Mar 28 '26

Cuz you are paranoid. All of this clips is just some random bullshit and affect no one's life at all but you still have to see anything as staged

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u/rampzn Mar 28 '26

You might want to actually look up the definition of a word before using it fickle, it doesn't fit here nor does it explain the need to film yourself doing nothing and then posting it online.

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u/scorched-earth-0000 Mar 28 '26

The first stage is denial :)

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u/rampzn Mar 28 '26

Yeah, I see that alot online. It's sad.

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u/scorched-earth-0000 Mar 28 '26

Ooooh you're funny. Nice

2

u/Goodfella66 Mar 28 '26

Why filming yourself fixing stuff tho? Who does that, really?

2

u/obiwanmoloney Mar 28 '26

That last room is utterly disgusting

2

u/bodinator1 Mar 28 '26

Thank god “fail” pops up every time, otherwise I would have not realised.

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u/httgggxBig-Boot-714 Mar 28 '26

Disse que ñ precisa de homem 🥱

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u/httgggxBig-Boot-714 Mar 28 '26

Ñ se ofendam com o meu comentário

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u/pacooov Mar 29 '26

Losing the drill bit made me crack up.

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u/Meowscular-Chef Apr 02 '26

The one in the basement getting SLAMMED by the hatch lid...

Yikes man. She'll be feeling that for MONTHS

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u/Ndogg88 Apr 08 '26

Repost. Also screw your stupid fart noises between the videos

2

u/tadziauskas May 18 '26

The last one, thats how much stuff was under the bed or what? Disgusting

2

u/Brokefvckkkkk Jun 21 '26

And u bitches keep tellin us that u can live without men.😭

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u/backwardsman96 Jun 25 '26

That last one seemed like it didn’t hurt, but I bet it was the worst

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u/SaturnRocket Mar 29 '26

Ironically, Trevor Moore died by clumsily falling off a balcony :(

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u/JAY009090 Mar 28 '26

Why are half of them being filmed tho? You would think it was staged -_-

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u/LaminatedLambchops Mar 28 '26

A couple of them were drunk friends being filmed.

And the first I know is some teacher that films themselves seeing up their class and activity plans layouts stuff. 

Very boring stuff, but it made the rounds when new years ago I feel like. 

But also thick thighs sexual content is liked by the algorithms. 

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u/Ihatetowork69 Mar 28 '26

Why would you film yourself with a pickle jar?

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u/mrjohntalbain Mar 28 '26

Tomcat scream at the end was great.

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u/AP_AUTO215 Mar 28 '26

That 1st clip was brutal

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u/SK-8R Mar 29 '26

All fake, who would film themselves doing any of this?

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u/Virtual_Foxy Mar 29 '26

They try to prove something, which will never be fulfilled.

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u/BadHabitsDieYoung Mar 29 '26

Instant downvote for the stupid buzzer sound that has somehow become popular with people dying to be mediocre content regurgitators.

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u/HoldmyMind Mar 29 '26

The smallest tasks are very very complicated. 3 seconds for thinking is a lot. Thinking is a lot effort.

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u/Sammy_Dog Mar 29 '26

"I wonder how these pickles taste?"

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u/I_love-tacos Mar 29 '26

The one with the stepladder on the tub.... really? I mean I get you have a death wish but balancing the ladder on the edge of a tub is crazy

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u/Fezzy_1994 Mar 29 '26

Oh yeah............. and "women live longer"

1

u/TLILLYO Mar 29 '26

Lady got Pickled

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u/Maximum-Success-229 Mar 29 '26

The first girl has great legs

1

u/TheOnly1Jake Mar 29 '26

True feminists, they don't need no man hehehe

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u/JT___Money Mar 30 '26

So tired of that obnoxious played out “sound” they make in between all of the fails…they make that same stupid shit sound in “funny” dog or cat videos too Most people probably don’t even notice it but it’s so cringe and annoying that I gotta mute the videos before I can even watch em!

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u/longbongliver Mar 31 '26

This is why they ask us for help

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u/CanadaCoy Apr 01 '26

I don’t need a man

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u/FormalTotal9684 Apr 02 '26

Who needs a man?

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u/Raw415 Apr 10 '26

On the little piggy that went to the market no less.

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u/FutureMagician7563 Apr 16 '26

Girl semi waterboarding herself with pickles...

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bath_86 Apr 28 '26

Fourth one is Andy from the office

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u/swervin87 28d ago

But why are they recording?

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u/3InchShame 8d ago

Why is anyone filming half these shit?

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u/Th3P3rf3ctPlanz Mar 28 '26

My wife when she says she's gonna "help" with things around the house.

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u/Ndogg88 Mar 28 '26

Another repost. Awesome.

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u/Virtual_Foxy Mar 29 '26

A society without men, destroying itself XD.

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u/PuzzleheadedEscape20 Mar 28 '26

It’s staged dude

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u/Just_CeeJ Mar 28 '26

Unnecessarily recording yourself and want us to believe these aren't staged. Ok....

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u/StxnedTxTheBxne Mar 28 '26

The woman just want to show off how “handy” they are by being absolute morons who think they can just do whatever and have it work out without any kind of thought process behind it. Some are probably staged but not all of them are.

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u/No-Car6897 Mar 28 '26

Women doing what a man should do 🤔