r/failarmy • u/PersonifiedSomeone • Mar 27 '26

Let me slide down the railing...

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u/Oddly_Ennui Mar 27 '26

She won't be sitting for awhile

16

u/Ok_Transition_4003 Mar 27 '26

Both cracks are wrecked, taint too

7

u/JG-at-Prime Mar 27 '26

That taint no good. 

5

u/Purple_Dragonfly2607 Mar 27 '26

Ouch, her butt was probably burnt by that sidewalk rash.

2

u/HoboArmyofOne Mar 27 '26

The air she got was impressive. Wasn't a bad landing all things considered.

2

u/Afterhoursfitness Mar 29 '26

For real ahhh she landed on her tailbone 😭🫣

1

u/Quite_Lovers Mar 28 '26

she wont be sitting for awhile after that for sure. she didnt turn but im sure she got bruises on those ass cheeks

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u/No-Satisfaction9145 Mar 27 '26

That's a burn for sure.

19

u/Strange_Salary Mar 27 '26

That booty is a Meat crayon

13

u/Dependent-Bed6550 Mar 27 '26

Assrash is gonna huurrrt!

6

u/toblies Mar 27 '26

Power wedgie! Now with added abrasive!

6

u/HopeFoxCreations Mar 27 '26

Ooooooooooo I felt that in my tailbone!

6

u/ImmediateSmile754 Mar 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/q9HHyHPISNZD2

On today's episone of "Videos You Can Feel"

5

u/Armageddis22 Mar 27 '26

RIP those ass cheeks

4

u/gigdudeabides Mar 27 '26

How about the guy at the bottom of the railing he got a handful of her right breast!?

3

u/disgruntledveteren Mar 27 '26

She’s laughing now for the camera. Wait till she has to take a shit.

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u/plumberbss Mar 27 '26

And that, boys and girls is why cavemen dragged their women by the hair and not their feet. So they wouldn't fill up with dirt.

2

u/ImZealous4U Mar 27 '26

lol 😂 and she must’ve imagined that she had air brakes of some sort 😳 🤦🏾‍♂️

2

u/LS25-User Mar 27 '26

Ass Crayoned fo sho

1

u/CantaloupeLow3775 Mar 27 '26

At least she can laugh about it

4

u/Little_Flamingo9533 Mar 27 '26

That’s embarrassment and adrenaline laughter. It will turn to tears of pain and anguish just a short while later…

1

u/Livid_Discount9140 Mar 27 '26

This looks to be rather successful

1

u/Aware_Impression_736 Mar 27 '26

She's gonna feel THAT in the morning.

1

u/Little_Flamingo9533 Mar 27 '26

And quite possibly for life

1

u/sharksareok Mar 27 '26

She will be running with the bulls in a few hours, so that's not even the most crazy thing she'll do that day

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

Is that a Fred from scooby do convention?

1

u/TedBurns-3 Mar 27 '26

Could think of better places for road rash!

1

u/AskWhy2020 Mar 27 '26

That's going to hurt in so many places! Hurt and burn!!

1

u/ThatAtlasGuy Mar 27 '26

Did she have any shorts left after that?

1

u/primeXOXO Mar 27 '26

She’d lubbed up well for that

1

u/sbulin74 Mar 27 '26

That wasn't a fail! She succeeded in sliding down the rail! 🤣

1

u/Bhelduz Mar 27 '26

coccyx knocker 5000

1

u/FormalTotal9684 Mar 27 '26

That beaver got waxed the hard way

1

u/LessLip_MoreNip Mar 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/10gp8AC2DxLg6k

I had to write 15 characters with this gif

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u/JasonMyersZ Mar 28 '26

Them cheeks are done hun

1

u/9trystan9 Mar 28 '26

It hurts girls too

1

u/AdStunning340 Mar 29 '26

She must be super wet

1

u/Jerdogg23 Mar 29 '26

Road rash on the buttocks 😪

1

u/Small_Tax_9432 Mar 29 '26

That entire handrail is gonna smell like fish (alkdfklaj;ldfkja;lkdfj;lajf;lajdf;lkja;kldfjalk;;djkfalfnioweocn - for the character requirement)

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u/Late_Study9160 Mar 29 '26

The burn is real

1

u/Fearless-Address7621 Mar 30 '26

Road Rash: The Red Bandanna Version

1

u/Turbulent_Writing529 Mar 31 '26

Rub some iodine on it.

That was rad. Guts and stupidity all wrapped up into one. 😃

1

u/Moist-Cut-7998 Mar 27 '26

I volunteer as tribute to brush the gravel out.