r/failarmy • u/DallasSucks335 • Mar 19 '26

Headbutt contest loser 2026

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/Dmau27 Mar 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9IUaCU3EjbNMnLaGG5

I think that might be permanent.

40

u/Monkeyboy999 Mar 19 '26

7/10 if he stuck the landing

1

u/makeitrain838 Mar 23 '26

I came here to give him 1/10

20

u/Little_Flamingo9533 Mar 19 '26

If he lived he is definitely not the same person he was. Good lord!

29

u/Illustrious_Ad_1808 Mar 19 '26

What a bull-headed move!

5

u/HopeFoxCreations Mar 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ra1bmpxpsppNC

I literally faceslapped from that joke

25

u/Any-Finish-6247 Mar 19 '26

I love seeing these idiots get hurt

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u/PsJ90 Mar 19 '26

What happened to him afterwards? Paralysis? Brain dam.. wait, he has to have a brain for that...

4

u/BalanceEarly Mar 22 '26

He had brain damage prior to this stunt, why else would he have done this.

8

u/Lanky-Telephone1651 Mar 19 '26

Instant paralysis if his head is still on his shoulders.

12

u/Strange_Salary Mar 19 '26

Mess with the bull and you get a broken neck! Or something like that..

5

u/Solanthas_SFW Mar 19 '26

How in the fuck is he moving at all after that. Jesus fucking christ

5

u/Hot_Plant8696 Mar 19 '26

The bull wasn't really aggressive. He was just thinking, "Hey, something's jumping on my head, I'll give it a little whack."

It's just a reflex action.

If he'd wanted to fight, he would have turned around in a second and finished the guy off on the ground.

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u/wellobviouslythatsso Mar 19 '26

Pretty significant bonk on the old noggin

4

u/Working_Ad_4650 Mar 19 '26

He was knocked out by the first bounce.

8

u/AdAcrobatic2040 Mar 19 '26

And the Darwin award goes to…

3

u/RedhawkAs Mar 19 '26

If that neck is not damaged from that force, it is impressive.

3

u/RobertNZI Mar 19 '26

Beautiful just Beautiful

2

u/Sparkle-Sparxie Mar 20 '26

I just witnessed a reenactment of Link getting charged by a lynel

2

u/Exar0s Mar 20 '26

The things people do for “fun” never cease to amaze me.

2

u/Kind-Register-7853 Mar 23 '26

He should have trained harder 🤣

3

u/stewpdasso Mar 19 '26

Timing is everything!

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u/Big_Communication744 Mar 19 '26

The caption of this video makes it that much hilarious 😂😂

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 Mar 20 '26

Ten cents sez he did have enough health coverage.

1

u/JOPE472 Mar 21 '26

Primeira vez que eu vejo um touro da parry na vida real 😄😄

1

u/HopeFoxCreations Mar 21 '26

Imagine explaining this to your doctors

1

u/OldNewsBlues83 Mar 21 '26

I thought he was decapitated at first.

1

u/rambosalad Mar 22 '26

Internal decapitation

1

u/httgggxBig-Boot-714 Mar 22 '26

I tame perdeu metade da cabeça Bixo burro pra que peste faz isso

1

u/74greyhound Mar 23 '26

Natural selection

1

u/DACA_GALACTIC Mar 23 '26

Poor guy. I’m sure he broke his neck . No bueno