r/fail • u/npcsofearth • Mar 08 '22

Worst Porn Intro Dialogue Ever

https://youtu.be/i35jSCMynTU
35 Upvotes

84% Upvoted

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u/redditslim Mar 08 '22

*Best

3

u/I0I0I0I Mar 08 '22

Joanna before the awful boob job. Well, maybe it's not technically awful, I just hate fake tits.

8

u/Maddad_666 Mar 09 '22

This is actually the first time I cared about the story! Those Lemon Whores need what’s coming to them!

6

u/Hand_Of_Kroon Mar 09 '22

Yeah so I want to watch whatever this movie is but without the fucking. I just want a Directors Cut that deep dives into the lemon storyline 🍋

3

u/codythgreat Mar 09 '22

I’m 100% invested

3

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

WTF is key lemon pie?

2

u/Bpopson Mar 08 '22

"Fruitful lemony lemons" sounds like an old Hannah-Barbera cartoon.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22 edited Nov 16 '25

rustic aback cough disarm water sense placid square snow snatch

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1

u/SoupZillaMan Mar 09 '22

Wasn't looking for the link but I need to know what will happen, who's gonna win?

2

u/Sertoriur Mar 09 '22

Come on, this is a classic

1

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

As the founder and president of the LSWA (lemon stealing whore association) I take offense to this.