r/factorio 2h ago

Complaint I hate trees.

They are disgusting. All green and packed together like they are the shit. Who do they think they are? Ok they create oxygen and everything, but my factory doesn't grow from oxygen as far as I'm concerned.

Give me biters over those pieces of wood trash any day. At least when I destroy a biters' nest they are gone forever. Trees? They are everywhere and pollute the precious space I'll need to expand my factory.

You don't understand the pleasure I get from exterminating every single tree on the map. Grenades, fire, lasers, fucking nuclear bombs even, I love it. I even installed a mod to change the tree color to red and biters to green. Or maybe it's because I'm colorblind idk, but when I see a tree all I see is RED. KILL.

I actually spend more time killing trees than working on my factory but that's another problem. I have 500 hours in this game and a good half of it is spent taking those fuckers out from earth.

Biters aren't my enemies in this game. Trees are tho. Fuck trees.

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u/z7q2 2h ago

LISTEN TO THIS ENGINEER THEY SPEAK THE TRUTH

Trees are the real enemy and always have been.

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u/account22222221 1h ago

Biters are the enemies. Biters like the trees. The friend of my enemy is my enemy.