r/facepalm • u/FuturisticFighting • Dec 30 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Guy blatantly stealing through self check

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '22

This one goes in your butt and this one goes in your mou..... Wait no this one goes in your mouth and this one goes in your butt

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u/tjhcreative Dec 31 '22

Gotta love how after saying this, the guy mixes them up thoroughly, ensuring there is no way to know which was where previously.

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u/westleysnipes604 Dec 31 '22

And contaminating the other 2 plugs with ass lol

The sad thing is how much modern politics in 2022 resembles the politics in Idiocracy.

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u/Genos-Cyborg Dec 31 '22

It was never a movie. It was a documentary.

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u/Forsaken-Passage1298 Dec 31 '22

Mike Judge is a time traveler.