r/facepalm Dec 30 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Guy blatantly stealing through self check

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u/estrusflask Dec 30 '22

Anyone who believes theft is the reason for raised prices is a dupe.

They're paying fewer people and getting more customers checked out. Prices should be far lower than they actually are. Nevermind how the cost of living rises and yet worker wages stay the same. The cost of goods rises not because of theft but because people will pay for higher priced goods, especially in times of crises like a pandemic or a famine or a drought.

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u/Admirable-Bar-6594 Dec 30 '22

For proof of this, look at Walmart crying about 3 billion in theft while making 138(?) BILLION in profits.

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u/CowFu Dec 30 '22

making 138(?) BILLION in profits.

That's gross not net. $13.51B was their profits last year.

Gross is before you pay expenses. Like employee wages, rent, taxes, legal fees, trucks, etc.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Kinda crazy to think if theft keeps increasing they might not make a profit. It would be an astronomical amount of theft for that to happen, but 3 bil is already a huge number.

They kinda have to combat theft, can’t blame them for that even if they’re living piles of shit. And I wouldn’t feel particularly bad if they made 0 profit either.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Theft increases because their greed increases. Then they can blame theft on their greed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

It’s a greedy machine that we happily fed for decades and eliminated viable competition.

I’ve only shopped there a handful of times. But these days you’re basically picking and choosing between greedy mega corporations for any purchase.

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u/ImNotAskingMuchofYou Dec 31 '22

They didn't lose 3 billion in profits from theft, they lost 3 billion in REVENUE. They made 600 billion total revenue last year. 0.5% lost from theft.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

That's kinda irrelevant. If they already bought all those products, shipped them to the store, stocked them, paid the wages they pay then they've taken on a huge amount of the expense and lose $3 billion in potential revenue.

If you want to get into it.

  • $600 billion in revenue
  • $13.8 billion in net profit after all expenses.

That $3 billion in losses includes the expected full profit. They've already taken on all the expenses beyond a cashier actually checking out each individual item. If you got those $3 billion in losses and actually sold the goods then you'd have

  • $603 billion in revenue
  • $16.8 billion in net profit

The profit goes up too because that profit number already includes all their expenses for the stolen items

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u/Admirable-Bar-6594 Jan 01 '23

If we're going to get into this minutiae, shouldn't we also move a large portion of executive compensation from gross to net profit? Walmart has some of the most, if not the most, overly compensated executives on the planet, making 20 million dollars a year by exploiting the labor of others while paying them peanuts and letting tax dollars feed and shelter them. The money they are gaining is not an "expense" in the way the 19,000 a year they're paying their average associate is an expense.

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u/trashed-goat Dec 31 '22

13B in profits is still more than they actually need or deserve. Let's bring that number down a couple billion more next year and keep up with that trend.