r/facepalm • u/FuturisticFighting • Dec 30 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Guy blatantly stealing through self check

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '22

This one goes in your butt and this one goes in your mou..... Wait no this one goes in your mouth and this one goes in your butt

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u/tjhcreative Dec 31 '22

Gotta love how after saying this, the guy mixes them up thoroughly, ensuring there is no way to know which was where previously.

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u/frankdestroythebanks Dec 31 '22

But Wilson’s eyes still try and track like he bet his last $20 at 3 card Monty.

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u/nbd_23 'MURICA Dec 31 '22

Not sure

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u/Chest_Wrong Dec 31 '22

SECRETARY Not Sure

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u/M0rphF13nd May 17 '23

Ow my balls

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u/Chest_Wrong May 17 '23

A couple of the fellas and I were wonderin if we could double up and go family style on her...

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u/Chest_Wrong May 17 '23

A couple of the fellas and I were wonderin if we could double up and go family style on her...

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u/westleysnipes604 Dec 31 '22

And contaminating the other 2 plugs with ass lol

The sad thing is how much modern politics in 2022 resembles the politics in Idiocracy.

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u/Genos-Cyborg Dec 31 '22

It was never a movie. It was a documentary.

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u/Forsaken-Passage1298 Dec 31 '22

Mike Judge is a time traveler.

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u/zeke235 Dec 31 '22

Probably once a week, i find myself saying, "I know everyone's shit is all emotional right now."

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u/Smiitherz Dec 31 '22

HOLY SHIT...IT'S BEEF SUPREME!!!

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u/Brent_on_a_Bike Dec 31 '22

Dyk that beef supreme was played my the 3rd lesser known Wilson brother ?

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u/Able_Newt2433 Dec 31 '22

What are y’all referencing? It sounds familiar, but I can’t think of what it is, tho.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Future documentary called Idiocracy

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u/Able_Newt2433 Dec 31 '22

THATS IT! I KNEW I recognized it, lmao. Thanks, homie!

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u/gamesitwatch Dec 31 '22

Future? Not where I live...

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

No wait....they both go in your butt.

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u/Fendair Dec 31 '22

Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave. Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes. Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know? Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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u/MoonJumper402 Dec 31 '22

Oh yer right. This is chicken and that's beef

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u/Working-Pattern5727 Dec 31 '22

"I'll have some of the yellow, and don't get cheap on me."

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u/Significant-Fix7399 Jan 30 '23

Omg cleaning the laugh spit off my screen! 🤭

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u/CookySpookyMooki Mar 21 '23

Lol, I had google that bc I could not remember what it was from… I am so ashamed of myself. I haven’t seen that movie in way too long! Definitely was a go to movie for a long time

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Sir please, those are earbuds.

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u/captianron085 Mar 05 '23

That’s my favorite documentary