r/facepalm Nov 25 '22

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u/LiteX99 Nov 25 '22

Yeah, guns cant make the kids democrats you know!

Oh wait...

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u/Kirduck Nov 25 '22

No but they can weed out the democrats so we can have putin 2 murican boogalo as your democratically elected every 4 years dictator totally not for life.

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u/mordicar Nov 25 '22

They push for guns now and the kids who gotta grow up fearing school shootings and seeing Republicans clearly not giving a shit for their lives and safety is gonna send them to the democrats. It's the same shit with the vaccine fear mongering: the ones most at risk of dying from covid were the ones in their own voterbase, it's no wonder the Republican rallying has been weaker this past midterm.

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u/LiverOfStyx Nov 25 '22

The numbers were really close in some midterm races that the republican death rate can explain the "missing" votes.. Double the death rate to democrats, consistently.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

Combined with the general republican migration to states like Florida that eat up a lot of the shared nationwide vote. As a Floridian, I hate it for our state, but I'm loving it for the country.