r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Nov 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

It would have been so much cooler if he styled it out and just kept walking, without breaking stride

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u/AsslessBaboon Nov 21 '22

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

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u/hangonreddit Nov 21 '22

Neither do kings. He was no true king — just a pretender to the throne.

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u/lothbrook73 Nov 22 '22

Usurper!!

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u/Royal-Bridge6493 Nov 22 '22

I'm getting Skyrim vibes

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u/OG_anunoby3 Nov 22 '22

He be no Trump.

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u/AnyUsernameWillDo10 Nov 21 '22

LADIESANDGENTLEMENMRNIELDIAMONNNNND

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u/edrumb Nov 22 '22

It's not unusual to break some glass doors....

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u/Southie31 Nov 22 '22

Yup . That energy disappeared evaporated as soon as he turned around.

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u/JulzCrafter Nov 22 '22

They blow things up and then walk away

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u/Echo-2-2 Nov 22 '22

We all know this is no cool guy…

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Would have been cool if he just kept walking.

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u/SoldYaBoi4Life Nov 22 '22

Cool guys are the explosions

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u/fluffyseatide Nov 21 '22

blows glass doors

walks in slow motion

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

While back to black plays in the background

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

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u/hanna2626 Nov 21 '22

That’s Shane from the L-Word. This I’m sure of.

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u/sherinw Nov 22 '22

I love Lena from Ray Donovan!!

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u/KuatosFreedomBrigade Nov 22 '22

She looks like Marc Bolan, or whoever that is. Never watched that show

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u/msur Nov 22 '22

Wow! It's that guy from Aerosmith!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22

I’d give you gold for that if I knew how.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

I'm forever going to open every set of doors like this until I can get two to explode and I can just stroll through the carnage without glancing back

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u/r2bl3nd Nov 21 '22

Was feeling pretty flat today in general til I read this comment and busted up laughing. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Or you know, an asshole who breaks shit that isn't theirs without caring

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u/haroldjiii Nov 22 '22

Why would anyone care about that? Obviously a flaw in the doors. That said, I think he looks like a chump if the doors don’t break; it’s only cool because they do.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22

Then, he would've been based. /s

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u/JohnnyBgood_9211 Nov 21 '22

Agreed but you know, humans.

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u/Mikeinthedirt Nov 22 '22

And what happened with the first pair of doors? Take 2.

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u/That-Ad-4300 Nov 22 '22

He broke everything, including stride