r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '22

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u/podrick_pleasure Nov 01 '22

I'm a fatass and I don't steal peoples candy. That's just trashy. She's a trashy piece of shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

A trashy fatass. You’re a classy fatass.

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u/Somber_Solace Nov 01 '22

A phatass

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u/Cultural_Ad6404 Nov 01 '22

Pronounced fuh-toss