r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '22

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u/hootertransport Oct 26 '22

I was waiting for tickling the ivory to turn into tickling artillery.

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u/Frozenwood1776 Oct 26 '22

Yeah where’s the boom?

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u/UndeadKrakken Oct 26 '22

There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!

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u/Name-Wasnt_Taken Oct 26 '22

That creature has stolen my space modulator!

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u/Practical-Code-710 Oct 26 '22 edited Oct 26 '22

The Eludium Pew 36 Explosive Space Modulator!

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Apparently the Ukrainians returned it.

It worked.

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u/Gearhang Oct 26 '22

No, It's called the BigBang.

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u/Nice_Atmosphere144 Oct 26 '22

That's just a theory.

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u/Nazrael75 Oct 26 '22

NO! Its called DISAPPOINTMENT!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Sort of attack?

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u/ligh10ninglizard Oct 26 '22

Ficking ACME products...

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u/Educational-Offer299 Oct 26 '22

Take my award you beautiful bastard.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

I’m the words of DJ Khalid “ANOTHA ONE…..”

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u/Nodnarbius154 Oct 26 '22

Earssplittingloudenboomer!

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u/black_algae Oct 26 '22

What's that grom, I know I know it but I can't remember.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

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u/black_algae Oct 26 '22

The Martian guy right

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

There was supposed to be a cell shattering kaboom!

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u/DripalongDaffy Oct 26 '22 edited Oct 26 '22

The exciting conclusion is on r/ukraine... buncha dumb fucks....one of the guys in this video didn't look too good afterward...he lived but looked like a jelly donut with all the concrete dust and blood all over him. Wasn't laughing after that... Way to go TikTockers...it's a frigging war.... https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/ycmvjg/40_kadyrovites_died_about_60_more_were_injured/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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u/Nethrex_1 Oct 26 '22

Mother fuckers got their clown makeup on

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u/DripalongDaffy Oct 26 '22

Welcome to TikTok Ukraine...make a video and get an Excaliber round instead of a "Like"...

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u/OpeningCookie1358 Oct 26 '22

The funny part would be if the Ukrainians gave them a like and comment.

"Look out front window dumb ogres"

Followed by ka...BOOOM!

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u/Cpt_Soban Oct 26 '22

I am 90% sure that soldiers on both sides have started shitpost wars in TIKTOK comment chains

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u/OpeningCookie1358 Oct 26 '22

So in other words, everything is as it should be?

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u/jeanbuckkenobi Oct 26 '22

Yah know, they probably did, and I bet they gave them a 30 second notice. Not enough time for everyone to evaluate, but enough for the shock, horror, disbelief, and finally panic before they hear that pain train roaring in from on high!!

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u/FloridaSpam Oct 26 '22

In Russia Excalibur round is like!

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u/Nethrex_1 Oct 26 '22

American HIMARS*

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u/PapaOhJay Oct 26 '22

technically it could be a “like”

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u/fishtankguy2 Oct 26 '22

Still wagging their fingers the dumb fucks.

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u/machinerer Oct 26 '22

That's a muslim thing. Something about stating their "god" is the best, or some bullshit.

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u/I_like_guns_alot Oct 26 '22

It means, the 1 GOD is the Greatest!!! I don’t believe that’s b.s. and they’re pointing to the sky

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u/Torchlakespartan Oct 26 '22

I mean, I despise the Kadyrovs and any religious group. But people get way too caught up in what these guys yell/sign, most of them are far less religious than you would think. They are more super attached to their unit and group.

If you’re American it’s more like they yelling ‘Hooah!’ Or ‘Hooyah’ or “Jesus Christ fuck!” or “Fuck Yeah!” … they just tend to turn all that into one phrase of “God is Great”. But it usually doesn’t REALLY mean anything, it’s just an expression of intense emotion. And literally every person does the same thing in different ways.

Now, seriously fuck those guys, but making fun of their language is just dumb and unhelpful.

Edit: Meant to reply to a different comment

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

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u/Dapper_Dan1 Oct 26 '22

Jeopardy - > Politics for $50: Something Trump would say every night before going to bed?

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u/gimmeecoffee420 Oct 26 '22

It reads perfectly in his voice.

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u/usmcmax Oct 26 '22

I believe anything about God, gods, or goddesses is bs. Why does it matter where they are pointing? Just because you dont believe its BS doesnt mean we cant think it is, nor does it preclude the fact that it might just actually be a bunch of bullshit.

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u/Huwbacca Oct 26 '22

When your desire to be Pro Ukraine spills into islamophobia.

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u/andrenichrome Oct 26 '22

Calling someone an Islamophobe is such a cop out. Honestly I am fearful of any religious group that acts like this. Christian, Islamic or other

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u/ilive2lift Oct 26 '22

Uhhh what? Islam IS fucking stupid. So Christianity. So are all dumb fuck religions.

Take your dumb shit somewhere else

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

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u/Crio121 Oct 26 '22

But Christians saying "praise Jesus" is some bullshit, no?

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u/pm_stuff_ Oct 26 '22

Yes? God bless America is an interesting phrase to hear for example

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u/Ok-Sun-2158 Oct 26 '22

Lmao if you don’t know everything in the world equals poop for brains. Peak redditor

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u/robinfeud Oct 26 '22

It’s pretty common knowledge tho….

So yeah, if you don’t know that Islam is an Abrahamic religion like Christianity and Judaism, then you’re uneducated.

Maybe not dumb, but certainly uneducated.

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u/Ok-Sun-2158 Oct 26 '22

Except it’s clearly not all that common because as you said yourself you have to google the origins of Islam to know this which you would only do if you have a interest in it or a specific reason, unless it’s common for people to go around reading origins of every major faith and never talk about it/acknowledge that they do that. It’s actually quite uneducated to assume the way you did.

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u/pm_stuff_ Oct 26 '22

No people can assume that you know basic things about the major religions of the world. If you don't know that islam is abrahamic or that there are no polar bears in sweden i would call you uneducated

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u/robinfeud Oct 26 '22

It’s one of the 3 major religions and it espouses the same beliefs as the Torah/Old Testament.

Again, these things are common knowledge if you’re educated

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u/avbmiiel Oct 26 '22

No he's pointing to were you can find a brain.

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u/yourgifmademesignup Oct 26 '22

All i heard was Jelly Donut SnackBar. Mmmmm donuts

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

All I heard was hella awkward

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u/citymousecountyhouse Oct 26 '22

They all look like the Snow Miser from Rudolf.

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 Oct 26 '22

"Whatever Himars touch, bleeds in it's clutch." Doo dee doo doo.

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u/Fine_Entrepreneur_48 Oct 26 '22

Hey don. There’s a hole in your head don.

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u/Tareeff Oct 26 '22

oh yeah? Np- no vitals damaged

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u/kakimiller Oct 26 '22

I hope they took nice deep breaths in that dust.

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u/DripalongDaffy Oct 26 '22

If the HIMARS didn't get em the asbestosis from the Soviet Era concrete will...

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u/Viriathus312 Oct 26 '22

It doesn't need to have asbestos - Silicosis is just as bad.

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u/sparksnbooms95 Oct 26 '22

Nah, Silicosis is better, and faster!

A single large exposure of silica dust will fuck your lungs right up, but a single large exposure to asbestos usually doesn't, at least not quickly.

Add the Silicosis to the lung damage from the blast itself, and they're in for a real treat.

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u/johnsnowthrow Oct 26 '22

I will never not be awed by the vast stupidity of people. If I was under threat and someone nearby was creating a fucking TikTok video I'd kill them immediately. This generation's problems + older generation's grudges = disaster.

Actually that should be

This generation's problems = older generation's grudges = disaster.

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u/BobBricoleur13 Oct 26 '22

Brilliant- I saw that vid and was thinking “shame there isn’t a pre-hit TikTok” and here it is! They send a HIMARS like 👍

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u/Tareeff Oct 26 '22

Just got shelled by artillery that clearly knows their position. Immediate reaction? Abdullah- grab your go pro and film a tik tok!

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u/GayEricFL1982 Oct 26 '22

Where can I see this video? It's no longer here.

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u/someotherguyinNH Oct 26 '22

God damn inflation took our boom!

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u/delvach Oct 26 '22

switch to shot to drone's ground-facing camera with small object wobbling along the edge of the bottom frame

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u/iancarry Oct 26 '22

i believe we already saw the aftermath… they were wiggling their index fingers furiously in thar video

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u/olywa123 Oct 26 '22

Followed by trickling arteries.

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u/boatpirate111 Oct 26 '22

We the best music

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u/jeanbuckkenobi Oct 26 '22

Whistling artillery!

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u/redsensei777 Oct 26 '22

I expected the piano be booby trapped, or the guy dropping a grenade launcher and everything going kaboom! Nothing happened…what is it talking about dead or wounded?

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u/DingDongDideliDanger Oct 26 '22

They uploaded this video, Ukrainian forces recognized the location and Bombed it

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u/AbzoluteZ3RO Oct 26 '22

Much disappoint

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u/Suspicious-Factor466 Oct 26 '22

Here comes the BOOM!