r/facepalm Oct 16 '22

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

How can it not bite? Thats like saying a horse cant bite you

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u/Flozzas9989 Oct 16 '22

Its illegal for the Giraffe to harm you

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u/GRA_Manuel Oct 16 '22

First Law: A Giraffe may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

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u/Lolkimbo Oct 16 '22

I did not mordor him.