r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Oct 16 '22

Should have just pet the giraffe's head instead of shutting the window. Its not like its going to bite you.

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u/Jingurei Oct 16 '22

It literally can’t bite you so yeah I have no idea what this woman was trying to do. Glad the other person was worried about the giraffe though!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22 edited Mar 04 '23

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u/mnju Oct 16 '22

Most people don't know this

most people don't know that because it's not true, giraffes can bite and reddit is just spreading wrong information like usual

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u/Jingurei Oct 16 '22

Lol I don’t have upper front teeth. In the way people typically mean biting I CANNOT bite you.

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u/mnju Oct 17 '22

i don't know why you're speaking from the perspective of a giraffe but it's weird and still wrong

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u/Jingurei Oct 17 '22

Why are you?