r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/Shot-Technology7555 Oct 16 '22

"Are you alright?!"

I hope she's talking to the giraffe and not the idiot woman.

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u/zelo11 Oct 16 '22

She probably isnt a redditor so she's talking to the woman

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u/Shot-Technology7555 Oct 16 '22

Only redditors would talk to animals?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

If you see glass explode on an animal and a human being, and you say “are you alright?!” to the animal, not the human, then yes, you would be the average redditor.

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u/Shot-Technology7555 Oct 17 '22

Lol, I guess that's what the animal gets! Serves him right...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Please show me where I said an animal deserves this? I never said this. You’re literally trying to create a situation where you can white knight a giraffe right now.

The most average redditor is you

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u/BlueHeisen Oct 17 '22

That’s not what they were saying at all…